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General Category => General Chaos => : rayner23 June 10, 2010, 09:57:48 PM
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Spam mail provides some really interesting writing and I would like to compile some of it so I could use it in writing somehow in the future (I'm not sure how, but it never hurts to place things in the tool box). I know everyone has seen this stuff and I think it's cool all the weird shit that comes in. Add your stuff here.
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Here's one I got recently that you should enjoy:
Dear Allah elected one.
I am glad to know you, but Allah knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid. I saw your e-mail contact at tunishian ministries of commerce and foreign trade departments . I am writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, My Name is mrs.Zaafira Aijaz.
I want to tell you this because I don’t have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I am married to Alhj.Usman Aijaz who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days.
Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 8.2m(Eight million two hundred thousand dollars)in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in west Africa Presently this money is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina Faso mining. Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that wants to serve Allah must serve him in spirit and Truth because Allah is the Most High, Please always be prayerful all through your life.
The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity" people in the street and helping the orphanage.
I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. I grew up as an Orphan and I don't have anybody as my family member, just to endeavour that the name of Allah is maintained... Am doing this so that Allah will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the bank that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hopiing to receive your reply.
Also, does anyone know if someone has come up with a mythos email spam generator idea for COC/DG? Because, if not, I'm going to write it up.
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I'm resing this thread simply so I can post the latest piece of spam that got past my spam filters. It's a good one.
Hello My Dear,
I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.With due respect, trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important and serious issue having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly I am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, I will really like to have a good relationship with you and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you, I decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation.
My name is Miss Clementina Adisa, 23yrs old female and I currently resident here in Senegal West Africa as a refugee and I am for a reliable person that will help and direct me with my inheritance.
Please my dear respond to my message as soon as you receive it so I will give you more about me and the main reason of my mail.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God bless you.
Miss Clementina Adisa
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Spam post by mentally ill cuckoo banaynayse guy: (despite the lines and breaks, thats only 1 post)
you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...
Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...
my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE... it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL
DEATH of atheism...
http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/topofthetimes/national/la-naw-0616-jesus-statue-lightning-20100616,0,4295974.story
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg
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http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterjesus-1.jpg
PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!
http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html
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http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/wo...for-a-miracle/
Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...
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we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...
The B**BQUAKE - 911
Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...
http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/182_3424_500x500.jpg
they are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT*
AND RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!
they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that
ignores the inequalities of wealth and power in capitalist
civilization...
for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.php
HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!
http://hawaiiwebgroup.com/maui-design/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/website-hijacking.jpg
HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!
how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
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what happens when you LOSE Pascal's Wager...
http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm
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you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS...
the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...
you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!
this has more TRUTH then what Dawkins, Randi, Harris, Myers, and
Shermer
combined have said in their entire lives...
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5R2wE8Sduhs&playnext_from=TL&videos=hht1U_19anc&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-3-HM
they tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...
they LOST THE WAR......
you have FORFEIT YOUR SOUL, shermer... you have become an object in
the
material world, as you WISHED...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB4j0n2UDU
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11792994_ffaaee87fa.jpg
we're gonna smash that TV...
They had become ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE AND OF GOD...
you pushed too much and *CROSSED THE LINE*
degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRg2tWGDSY
do you have anything to say, you STUPID LITTLE F*CKER?
how about I tell you, Mr. Shermer, EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT THE
WORLD is
*WRONG*
THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek
RUN, ATHEISTS, RUN!!!
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http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
the 9th and FINAL RING of Dante's Inferno is designed for little
blaspheming traitors like you...
"This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan
himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold
winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus..."
but at least FREE AIR CONDITIONING is included!
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"they tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION..."
I think is the best line ever. I plan on using this in a story at some point.
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о банковских операций. на соответствии с федеральным законом “О банках и банковской деятельности”, Банк России в сложившихся условиях /неисполнение банком обязательств свыше 14 дней/ исполнил обязанность до отзыву лицензии в устройство банковских операций. МАКБ “Премьер” является участником системы страхования банковских вкладов. Отзыв лицензии в устройство банковских операций является страховым случаем, предусмотренным федеральным законом N177-ФЗ “О страховании вкладов физических лиц в банках Российской Федерации”.на Ингушетии введен порядок контртеррористической операции МОСКВА, 28 авг – РИА Новости. в течение Ингушетии в населенном пункте Сурхахи Назрановского района введен строй контртеррористической операции, сообщили в день РИА Новости в Оперативном штабе республики. “Обстановка в Ингушетия продолжает оставаться сложной. Правоохранительные органы располагают информацией о том, который вооруженные члены бандгруппы, причастные для совершению отдельно тяжких преступлений в территории Ингуше
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I'm glad that she is glad.
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Response to my article about the "War of the Juggalos"
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I'm glad I could help that person and their spouse with all of the information I provided about ICP.
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I love the phrase "entirely the computer data we needed"
Maybe they're not just spam bots, but actual robots?
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http://slangdesign.com/forums/index.php?topic=956
adding this to the novel not because the spam message is epic but because of how much we all sat around marveled about this random spam bot
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http://slangdesign.com/forums/index.php?topic=956
adding this to the novel not because the spam message is epic but because of how much we all sat around marveled about this random spam bot
Was that from when Ross had his wisdom teeth out and I was ignoring the boards because I was busy and it was the weekend of my birthday?
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That it would be, and we all sat around discussing how spambots would spam each other for all eternity once the internets became devoid of humans.
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Damn. They're just trying to make me mad now.
"Hey, you used to write great, but the last few posts have been kinda boring… come on!"
Also, they are being nice.
"I have been absent for a while, but now I remember why I used to love this blog. Thank you, I’ll try and check back more often."
Daisyvideosexe had this to say about my Greg Sestero interview
"Yo you are ever newcomers dream. I wish someone had given me some advice like this when i started. Veryhelpful for folks like me with limited skills."
Finally, someone wanted me to know that my Lady Gaga post was useful
"Thanks for your contribution and I will use it for my college research that I am doing."
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Finally, someone wanted me to know that my Lady Gaga post was useful
"Thanks for your contribution and I will use it for my college research that I am doing."
I like to interpret this as someone using your lady gaga post in order to search for colleges to apply to.
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This thread just reminded me, I have a text file of my last Omegle conversation in which I try to J Jonah Jameson a spambot while it tries to get me to click links. I'll have to get it from my room mate, I can post it here and in the Omegle thread.
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In regards to my Crisis on Infinite Earths review
"In looking for sites associated to internet hosting and specifically comparison internet hosting linux plan web,
your internet site came up.
You are a pretty wise Individual!"
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clearly a fake - everyone knows you use Wisdom as a dump stat
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I bet spammers would get a lot more action if they at least made their emails look presentable. The red penis your friend.
Kind Proposal
Good day,
I am Mr John Galvan a staff of a private offshore AIG Private bank united kingdom.
I have a great proposal that we interest and benefit you, this proposal of mine is worth of £15,500,000.00 Million Pounds.I intend to give fourty Percent of the total funds as compensation for your assistance. I will notify you on the full transaction on receipt of your response if interested, and I shall send you the details.
Kind Regards,
Mr. John Galvan
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"Beauty... is the shadow of God on the universe."
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Healthful, they needful to be taught that filing lawsuits is not the track to around exhort readable an outshine to piracy. Somewhat than, it’s to vessel something increase than piracy. Like balmy of use. It’s sinker a gargantuan numbers easier to utter iTunes than to search the Internet with jeopardy of malware and then crappy righteousness, but if people are expected to hand over tit for tat seclude from loads and lacuna against ages, it’s not affluent to work. They a old crumpet sustain a squat every so usually old-fashioned in days of yore people irregularity software and Cobweb sites that vocal must an influence it ridiculously tranquilly to infringer, and up the quality. If that happens, then there disposal be no stopping piracy. But they’re too watchful and horrified of losing. Risks touring to be bewitched!
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You must be joking Dr. Haroun.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn119/Setherick/spam-1.jpg)
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I think he meant to say "Would you kindly open the attachment?" (lol bioshock)
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For some reason I have the irrepressable urge to open the attachment.
A Man chooses...
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i would open it in google docs
WHATS INSIDE THE BOX DOC
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From the Desk of Dr. AHMED HAROUN
Manager Bill and Exchange Dept
First National Bank (FNB) South Africa
TELE: +27-787 689 960
Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise. I am the bill and
change manager in First National Bank (FNB) .I Hope that you will not expose
or betray this trust and confident that I am about to Repose on you for the
mutual benefit of our both families.
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $15.6 million
immediately to your account. The money has been dormant for years in our Bank
here without any body coming for it.
I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased
customer (the owner of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of
kin in an air Crash since July 2000. I don't want the money to go into our Bank
treasury as an abandoned fund.
So this is the reason why i contacted you, so that the bank can release the
money to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.
Please i will like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you
are not interested.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details on how the Business
will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned
sum. Acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business
Endeavour by furnishing me with the following:
Your Full Name...
Your Personal Mobile Number......
Your Personal Fax Number.
Dr. AHMED HAROUN First National Bank (FNB)
Please you can contact me immediately E-mail :ahmedharoun31@gmail.com
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From the Desk of Dr. AHMED HAROUN
Manager Bill and Exchange Dept
First National Bank (FNB) South Africa
TELE: +27-787 689 960
Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise. I am the bill and
change manager in First National Bank (FNB) .I Hope that you will not expose
or betray this trust and confident that I am about to Repose on you for the
mutual benefit of our both families.
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $15.6 million
immediately to your account. The money has been dormant for years in our Bank
here without any body coming for it.
I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased
customer (the owner of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of
kin in an air Crash since July 2000. I don't want the money to go into our Bank
treasury as an abandoned fund.
So this is the reason why i contacted you, so that the bank can release the
money to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.
Please i will like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you
are not interested.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details on how the Business
will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned
sum. Acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business
Endeavour by furnishing me with the following:
Your Full Name...
Your Personal Mobile Number......
Your Personal Fax Number.
Dr. AHMED HAROUN First National Bank (FNB)
Please you can contact me immediately E-mail :ahmedharoun31@gmail.com
Number of brow-furrowing moments: 18.
Suggestion that you delete if uninterested...an interesting tactic.
Why is a Doctor working for a bank?
Who uses fax machines anymore?
Also he's the 31st ahmed haroun?
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Scammers learn how to better play on the sympathies of American liberals.
The Global Women's Health Organization (GWHO) invitation
Dear Friend,
The Global Women's Health Organization (GWHO) is organizing a Global Summit On
HIV/AIDS & Female Trafficking. We invite you to take part in the upcoming
Global Summit , taking place from 22nd to 25th february 2011 in Century Blvd,
Washington, D.C USA and from 28th to 3rd march 2011 in Vicenza Italy.
The summit will deliver interactive workshop sessions that will enable
delegates to share best practice, exchange ideas, empower each other and
discuss the latest research findings.
If you are interested to participate and want to represent your country, you
may contact the secretariat of the organizing committee by email
(gwho_summit2010@globomail.com) for more information.
You may get back to me with my email: reb_david@globomail.com
Sincerely
Ms Rebecca david
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First LinkedIn spam I've received. I wish that the invitation sentence read "Since you are a person, I trust..."
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn119/Setherick/LinkedInSpam.jpg)
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From Mr.Larry Bent
Good day my dear friend,
I assumed you are in good health with your family.
I am Mr.Larry Bent, the Director in charge of Auditing section Group of (BOA) Bank here in Burkina Faso. Although the world is very small place and hard place to meet people because you don't know who to trust or believe, but as I have developed the trust in you after my fasting and praying, i made up my mind to confide this confidential business suggestion to you.
There is an over due unclaimed sum of Thirteen Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($13,200,000.00) in my bank, belonging to one of our dead foreign customers. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds.
Therefore, your request as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and release of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the Foreign Business Partner to the deceased. On the transfer of this fund in your account, you will take 32% {US$4,224,000.00} as your share from the total fund, 5% {US$660,000.00}, will be shared to Charitable Organizations, Motherless Babies homes,disabled helpless people in both our country as the balance will be for me.
Please if you are really sure of your trustworthy, integrity, accountability and confidentiality on this deal, contact me with your profiles if you are satisfy to assist,with hope you have this quality i needed, go ahead and send me your detailed information as stated below for us to move forward.
1. Your full name:
2. Your residence address:
3. Your company name:
4. Your occupation/position:
5. Your official age:
6. Your Marital position:
7. Your passport or identity card:
8. Your phone number:
Please reply with your complete information so that i will send you the Official Letter of Claim as an application immediately to fill and send to our bank for the commencement of the transaction. Meanwhile, there will be legal back up which will indicate the reason of transfer of the fund without any question from your government or bank.
Finally, do know that as you apply to our bank, the process of this transaction will not last more than 8 days hence you will follow my guidelines and instructions.
I am looking forward to read from you soonest.
Yours faithfully,
Mr.Larry Bent
Urge to reply 'get bent' is strong.
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"I strategy on publishing this post all more than the web. Should certainly I give any credit/references back for you?"
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"How weird is it that the part I found scary and unusual is the length of the toenails?. . I am the Devil and Im here to do the Devils work .. I guess Octomom is finally getting that reality show shes been after.. If you had that many kids leaping out of your snatch your torso would quit the bitch too." <--- This might be the best thing I have ever read in my life.
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"How weird is it that the part I found scary and unusual is the length of the toenails?. . I am the Devil and Im here to do the Devils work .. I guess Octomom is finally getting that reality show shes been after.. If you had that many kids leaping out of your snatch your torso would quit the bitch too." <--- This might be the best thing I have ever read in my life.
Are you sure that one's spam?
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There was a ton of links in this, but
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This is almost too amazing for words. So today, I get the following piece of spam:
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn119/Setherick/SpamEmail.jpg)
So I decide to investigate hostalia.com and this is what I find on their website (http://postmaster.hostalia.com/other.html).
Contents
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if you have a mailing list, send mail only to subscribed users.
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Servers that send us these type of messages, can be listed in our blacklist to protect our servers.
These content filters are not public and are mantained by Hostalia Internet.
Other recommendations
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Rez'ing this thread because this is too good not to share.
subject Attn-My Mom Birthday Party (Chicken Caesar Salad)
Hello My name is John Simson and I would like to order for individual Chicken Caesar Salad Individual wrap in your restaurant for 150 people on 7th December and pick up time is 3pm and it's for my Mom's Birthday Party and it will be picked up by my courier agent and I am ready to pay the full payment with my credit card so get to me with the following information below......
Pickup Address:
Personal cell #:
Total cost for the food:
Type of credit card:
Best Regards,
John Simson
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I'm not sure what this spam was even trying to sell. Unless it was the stupidest phishing attempt ever.
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I'm not sure what this spam was even trying to sell. Unless it was the stupidest phishing attempt ever.
I was confused to, which is why I posted it. It could, however, be the greatest dada poem ever.