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General Chaos / Organ Trail - ZOMBEEZ
« on: October 30, 2010, 05:18:04 PM »
http://hatsproductions.com/organtrail.html

I got 2540 points with all members surviving: Justice, Major, Lazer, Gaga, and Hot Chip.


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General Chaos / Artemis Spaceship simulator - nerdier than Dwarf Fortress
« on: October 28, 2010, 10:14:05 PM »
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/10/27/take-it-to-the-bridge-artemis-spaceship-sim/#more-42652

Atermis: Spaceship Bridge Simulator isn’t officially Star Trek related, but it’s undeniably about the Kirk/Picard/the boring ones fantasy. And also the Sulu/Chekov/Spock et al fantasy. It’s game which involves networking several PCs, sitting in the same room and boldly going. What Star Trek Online should have been, albeit on a micro-scale.

One PC runs the grunt work by itself, posting the overview onto a shared main screen, while players take to their own PCs to don the mantles of Helm, Communication, Engineering, and Weapon Control. The terminals bark panicky electronic damage noises and make cool phaser sound effects. It’s a DIY Enterprise in everything but name.

And the Captain? He just sits in the middle shouting stuff. No PC, no actual technical ability: just barking orders and crazy plans. Y’know, “Warp Factor 2″, “Not-Klingons on the starboard bow” – that kind of thing. This is exactly as it should be.


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October 31 - 9 pm

http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=6923 and http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=7387

BE THERE OR BE NOT THERE

THIS IS FOR STEAM PLAYERS http://steamcommunity.com/groups/rpprfans

Join the Steam group to play with us :)

Feel free to organize a similar event you console players

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RPGs / MOVED: Fist of the North Star ps3 Demo
« on: October 27, 2010, 02:32:05 PM »

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General Chaos / Starcraft 2
« on: October 14, 2010, 10:04:57 PM »
I am a horrible monster

I am horrible at SC2

I have started watching Huskys replays and some day9 replays

OH GOD

I am on battle.net

I have never played a 1v1 online yet because I can't even beat a single AI on normal yet.

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RPGs / Ask the sage - old D&D advice database
« on: October 13, 2010, 01:49:42 AM »
http://jgrimbert.free.fr/add2/advice/?order=id&debut=0

In ADVANCED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, how much damage do bows do?

None. Bows do not do damage, arrows do. However, if you hit someone with a bow, I’d say it would probably do 1-4 points of damage and thereafter render the bow completely useless for firing arrows.

How can I spice up my D&D game? My players, as well as myself, are tired of going on dungeon and outdoor adventures. I don’t have any city maps and I really don’t want to bother with them, so what else is there left to do?

Well, you can ask your players what they would like to do. They probably have all kinds of ideas. In my campaign I had a similar problem, and now one of my players is trying to become Pope. So, just ask them. I am sure they would be more than glad to help. Remember, they are not the enemy. They are your friends and more than likely they will be glad to stick their nose into the campaign and give you their advice. It is only human nature to do so.




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General Chaos / MOVED: Actual play podcast
« on: October 03, 2010, 01:55:42 PM »

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RPGs / 4E D&D 'controversy' from Mike Mearls interview
« on: September 16, 2010, 04:23:23 PM »
http://lpjd.blogspot.com/2010/09/with-mike-mearls-admitting-that-4e.html

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_271/8109-Red-Box-Renaissance

"Look, no one at Wizards ever woke up one day and said 'Let's get rid of all of our fans and replace them.' That was never the intent," Mearls said. "With 4th Edition, there were good intentions. We are D&D fans. We want D&D to be the best roleplaying game it can be. We're always open to change, to reacting to what people say."


4E isn't as popular as 3E was at its height. To the pathfinder fans, this means 4E is a failure and evil. 4E is far from perfect, but it is a huge improvement over 3E.

To say that 4E failed because of martial daily powers and marking is stupid. It's no less contrived than spells per day or the huge power imbalance between 3E classes.

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RPGs / Pelor is a dick
« on: September 10, 2010, 12:34:03 AM »
    On the evil of Pelor

    Pelor is commonly thought to be the near embodiment of Neutral Good. As a sun god, he is thought to be the enemy of the undead and the author of life through his gifts. He is also a god of Strength, for he advocates that the weak must be protected by those capable.

    However, recent revelations have given rise to a sect of thought (some label it an outright heresy) that Pelor may not be what he claims to be. A passage in the Book of Exalted Deeds states that Pelor refused to send his paladin a sunfly swarm to destroy a vampire that had murdered his family, while the paladin was out doing Pelor’s work. In the same section, a CG god named Kord visited a plague upon his worshipper who was defeated on the battlefield. Speculations abound as to why Pelor refused his faithful paladin and range from defending the god (Pelor couldn’t allow himself to stoop to the mortal’s level of hate) to accusing the god (Pelor wanted to see his paladin suffer). No concrete answer could be found, but for those who thought it was a poor choice on Pelor’s part, it led to a path of horrific discovery after discovery.

    Further investigation revealed (in the Epic Level Handbook) that the Lord High Priest of Pelor denounced her deity and the faith. It also said that the secret texts of a prominent religion, recently discovered, call into question the church’s real goal, its actual origin and the agenda of its god.

    From there we turn to the Player's Handbook.

    Jozan, the archetypical cleric of the Burning Hate is shown using symbol of pain, a 5th level cleric spell with the evil descriptor (PH 291). The SRD and PHB have two things to say about this:

    First, a cleric can’t cast spells of an alignment opposed to his own or his deity’s (if he has one). Spells associated with particular alignments are indicated by the chaos, evil, good, and law descriptors in their spell descriptions.

    Second, a cleric’s alignment must be within one step of his deity’s (that is, it may be one step away on either the lawful-chaotic axis or the good-evil axis, but not both). A cleric may not be neutral unless his deity’s alignment is also neutral.

    This means that Jozan can not be good-aligned, since he can casts evil spells. Nor Pelor can be , because he can grant evil aligned spells, that can only come from a non-good deity. So, Pelor can not be good-aligned.

    Also, Jozan has been seen steping on the face of his allies to rise higher, rather than store his shield and mace (PH 68 ). That is not the act of a good-aligned being and shows quite a level of paranoia and mistrust against his allies.

    Moving on from there to the Complete Scoundrel, we find the path of the malconvoker introduced. This path requires a non-evil alignment and deals in the summoning of demons. A quote from the iconic malconvoker: “Take him my slaves! Drag his soul back to your dark masters!” - Argyll Te’Shea, servant of Pelor and malconvoker. The summoning of demons has always been one of the most vile acts. Page 8 of the Book of Vile Darkness states that Consorting with Fiends is evil. The statement “Allowing a fiend to exist, let alone summoning one or helping one is clearly evil”. More minor sections deal with ‘casting evil spells’ and ‘damning or harming souls’, both of which are clearly present within the Pelor-sponsored malconvoker. One could very well suspect this path to be nothing more than a thinly disguised trap for the unwary and their souls.

    Also introduced into the Complete Scoundrel is the grey guard, which some may note “hey, that’s just a slightly lighter version of the blackguard!” Indeed. Another step into the Lower Planes, this one is aimed at paladins rather than wizards and clerics. While I have not been able to tie the grey guard directly to Pelor as of yet, it seems that the taint caused by his masquerade is growing to touch even the sincere good aligned gods.

    Looking at the relics that Pelor sponsors shows another side of this dark story. The dawnstar, if sundered or broken, deals massive damage to all other creatures (aside from the wielder) within a 30 foot radius. Clearly, this power was inserted with no thought given to the cost for the wielder’s allies. The original dawnstars were given to 4 solars who rescued one of Pelor’s paladins from Baator (Known as Perdition in some texts). A question arises then: what exactly was the paladin doing in Hell? If he had died and went to Hell, that suggests some oddity concerning his faith and alignment. If he ended in Hell due to his own dealings with the devils (which are endorsed by the Church of Pelor, don’t forget), then it seems that Pelor was flouting the Pact Primeval, an ancient law enacted before Pelor’s time. It seems that there are only a few possible answers. One, Pelor is truly of Hell, and his worshipper ended there because of his faith. Two, the paladin ended up in Hell of his own actions and Pelor gave no thought to the stability of the cosmos in order to bring him back. (Probably out of fear for what information torture would bring to the paladin’s tongue.) Three, Pelor sponsors LE paladins, known as paladins of tyranny (in a complete twisting of the term paladin) because he is a vile god of evil.

    The Inquisitor Bracers are another magic item sponsored by Pelor. These bracers justify the use of force on innocent people in order to sort them out from undead. You can’t use the power of the bracers with a touch attack (to see if the positive energy perhaps burns the undead). You must swing your weapon with all force at the target, and hope that the positive energy undoes any mistake you might make. What a sick idea. A paladin on a different world once had a similar idea for dealing with undead. His name was Prince Arthas. Of Warcraft III fame.

    Pelor’s final relic is a sun shard, which is fairly simple, it fires searing light at two targets. This isn’t damning in and of itself, but consider that while other good gods (Elonna and Yondalla for example) offered relics that aided mortals, Pelor’s are all intended to destroy. This is of course, not a huge point against Pelor, but when added onto the mountain of evidence, seems to be just one more confirmation.

    One adventuring group, headed by a tough talking thug named Dyson, followed the path against Pelor when they discovered something amiss within his church. Connections were drawn between Pelor and Baal. That story can be told by Dyson himself or his dungeon master Feanor. It should be noted however, that they began following this path of discovery prior to the release of the Book of Exalted Deeds. They were the first to see the truth and were shunned for it at the time. Those of us who have had our eyes opened to the light of the Burning Hate owe them a debt of gratitude.

    Another adventuring group, this one composed of angels, were betrayed by their god into the hands of Lixer, a Prince of Hell. They were broken, one by one. One was twisted into a demon, one lost faith in the path of the Celestial Compact, one was blasted from existence and the last was petrified and stands still in the Court of a Lord of Hell. The god was not named, but he was a god of the sun. Again, this story predates the release of the Book of Exalted Deeds.

    One final member of Dicefreaks has added information. Alratan was the first Freak to bring up evil uses for positive energy and good uses for negative energy. While his study does not accuse Pelor of anything (or indeed, deal with Pelor at all), it does point to an alternate path of positive energy, with which Pelor is definitely associated. (Positive energy, not the alternate path) This is important because many dubious (and some slack jawed) people have pointed towards Pelor’s association with the sun and positive energy as proof of his inherent goodness.

    It must be noted that nothing is proven. Pelor still sits in Elysium. No good aligned gods have moved against him, nor have they chilled alliances with the Sun God. It may be this is a smear campaign engineered by fiends, or simply the overactive imaginations of mortals. However, the above presented are facts, not fiction. Draw your own conclusions, but think twice before you choose the True Believer feat in Pelor’s name. Below are my own conclusions drawn from the evidence.


    Pelor is a Neutral (lawful tendancies) Evil god of Sun and Strength.
    Pelor is a god of skin cancer, sun burns, thirst and burning agony.
    Pelor hates undead as they cannot properly suffer in the same way as mortals.
    Pelor’s divine realm is on Elysium
    Pelor has deceived the good gods and mortals for so long that he has grown complacent in his position. The recent revelations are not purposeful, they are accidents caused by the god being sloppy.
    Pelor has many connections with Hell through both Bel and Belial and previously through Zariel.
    Pelor may have engineered the Great Fall of Eblis, Triel and the others.
    It is unknown if the devils, yugoloths or demons are aware that Pelor is evil. Presumably they are ignorant.

From
http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19558798/Pelor_the_Burning_Hate

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General Chaos / New Arc Dream fundraiser for Lovecraftian browswer MMO
« on: September 01, 2010, 05:32:45 PM »
http://www.indiegogo.com/arkham

Gather your friends in this browser-based, free-to-play MMO and hunt down the unique fragments of the infamous book of deadly magical secrets, the NECRONOMICON!

Each piece of the Necronomicon unleashes amazing powers. It also has a chance to kill the operator, true, but what a small price to pay! Use these powers, if you dare, to turn the tide for your faction. Or struggle to gather enough fragments to perform a ritual to enhance your faction’s abilities. With the right fragments, the Deep Ones could summon mighty Cthulhu himself! Or gather and hide the fragments for later use.

Explore expansive environments. Struggle against dozens of monsters released by the power of the Necronomicon. Perform quests for Lovecraftian characters like Henry Armitage, Herbert West and Brown Jenkin. Explore famous Lovecraft locations such as Miskatonic University. Collect magic items and spells to use against your enemies. Upgrade your character in levels to gain access to new weapons and abilities.

Arkham is awash in secrets. Can you find all of them?

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"Wanted: Burrfist the Bugbear Strangler, last seen with 1d4 cohorts selected from creatures appearing in the hills. Reward: 2d10 gold pieces with experience to match. NO FIGHTERS"

The Wizards guild today passed a citywide ordinance to crack down on the number of stray cats throughout the city. A spokesman for the guild offered the following "These cats are just cutting right into the lower level wizards in our membership. Hotshots fresh from the academy die every day to the spawn of unspayed pets."

The forbidden catacombs have been declared off limits to all adventurers by the Mayor in hopes to stem the various monster invasions that have plagued the town. The Mayor at questioning insisted that the gelatinous cubes, mimics, false bags of holding and various creatures larger than the 10' by 5' opening would die it if deprived of their primary prey for several years.

Class warfare erupted up and down the sword coasts to day as fighters, monks, rogues and other non-casters attempted to topple the ivory towers of learning. Chants of "No more spells" and "Down with Wall of Force" echoed through the air where many wizards took refuge. When interviewed one cleric of Mystra explained "it isn't our fault they cant find work, indeed our decision to take levels with full caster progression is what elevated us to where we are today. Nothing is stopping them from joining us except their own shortcomings."
...



The Church of Lysander came under heavy fire today following the announcement of a class action lawsuit disputing the clergy's claim to 'Neutral Good' status. The plaintiffs in the case are the bereaved friends and family of Orthis Gully, 48, a local barkeep killed in an attempt by assassins on the life of one of his patrons. While many were saddened by the death of the neighborhood personality, outrage did not erupt until it was learned that the nearby Temple of Lysander had performed rites of resurrection on career thief Terrin Blackwing. Blackwing, the target of the fatal attack which took place in Gully's "Red Wine Tavern", is a known conman and suspected burglar, but was apparently granted a second chance at life following a massive donation by his compatriots to the temple matron. A similar request had allegedly been filed by the Widow Gully, accompanied by her life savings of fifty-three gold pieces, but was met with denial on the grounds of "The Natural Order of Things".

Members of the Church of Lysander could not be reached for comment, but Saemus the Cartwright, a cartwright and friend of the Gullies, called the temples' practices "Discriminatory, mercantile, and disgusting". The Widow Gully's comments were no less scathing, condemning not only the Church but the "Culture of privilege" surrounding wealthy adventurers, who she decried as "Brigands, butchers, and grave-robbers".
Terrin Blackwing expressed his condolences to Gully's friends and family, but when asked if he or his adventuring band held any plans to contribute to the growing town fund, dedicated to matching the 5,000 gold donated by his own party, he refused comment. Blackwing denied all culpability in Gully's manslaughter, calling his death by poison gas bomb a 'sad accident', but did announce his intentions to journey to the nearby Caverns of Despair, in order to retrieve the lost gem of Mordis Kyne.

from http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3303657


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We here at RPPR love terrible writing. The Eye of Argon, My Immortal are so bad they're hilarious. But what about the shit that actually gets in print? We need to laugh at that as well. So, to kick things off, I'll post a few excerpts from Glenn Beck's new novel, The Overton Window.

All from http://mediamatters.org/blog/201006110032

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Noah and Molly find themselves in bed together early in the book after a harrowing experience at a Founders' Keepers rally. They agree to sleep in bed together because Molly is too scared to sleep at home, but Molly insists that nothing sexual will take place. Noah agrees, on the condition that she "not do anything sexy." She presses her cold feet against his legs, and Noah responds:

    "Suit yourself, lady. I'm telling you right now, you made the rules, but you're playing with fire here. I've got some rules, too, and rule number one is, don't tease the panther."

Read the article for more.


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General Chaos / Listen to me ramble about zombies for an hour
« on: June 16, 2010, 12:11:05 AM »
I was asked to be a guest on a local podcast, the Count Zee show, so I rambled on about zombies for an hour. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/countzee/2010/06/16/ghosts-pt-3

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