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General Chaos / Re: Ok Random Question
« on: April 18, 2009, 05:03:03 PM »
nope its not an app, hehe and hes 2 so he has no clue haha! Ill try restarting my pc might help haha!
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General Chaos / Ok Random Question
« on: April 18, 2009, 01:08:16 PM »
Ok I have a question about my moniter. My son apperntly has been fucking around with my moniter and now I have an FPS in my left top screen and a Clock in the right top of the screen. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IT OUTA THERE. It only appears when I try to play a game.
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General Chaos / Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« on: April 18, 2009, 01:02:26 PM »You: sup
Stranger: hey
You: ./
Stranger: whats good with u
You: ./
You: ././
You: ././././
You: ././././././././
Stranger: eh?
You: Shut up. I'm trying to make a pattern here
You: god
You: ./
You: ././
You: ././././
You: ././././././././
Stranger: ././././././
Stranger: ././././././
You: ...
Stranger: ././././././././././
You: What I wouldn't give for the ability to bitch slap people via TCP/IP.
You: Because I would.
You: I would slap you.
Stranger: seriously
You: Seriously.
Stranger: id punch u
You: I would double slap you.
Stranger: id fuck u
You: I have a mean bitch slap.
You: And by you I mean your dick, handsome.
You: unf
Stranger: id fuck that tight ass
You: unf unf unf
Stranger: sorry
You: what
Stranger: that was really gay
You: wait a minute you were into it
You: how dare you
You: don't stop now
You: cmon, let's get this thing going
You: ever cybered?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u?
You: all the time
You: go ahead, you start. let's see what you can come up with.
Stranger: not with another guy tho
You: it should come naturally (haha no pun intended!)
Stranger: but im very open minded
Stranger: hahaha
You: well. think about how you like to be stimulated. and just work with that
You: set the scene
Stranger: umm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: im the cable man
Stranger: and your "cable" is out
You: it sure is
You: hanging right out of my pants, it is
Stranger: and im there to "fix" it
You: uh huh. go on.
Stranger: ok ready?
Stranger: *knock knock*
You: *answers door, with only a bathrobe on*
Stranger: *taps foot*
You: Wh- hello?
Stranger: "Hey" "My name is richard, but i prefer Dick"
Stranger: "Im here to fix your cable
Stranger: May i see where your cables are?
You: "Ah, hello. That's funny. I prefer dick as well."
You: "Please, come in."
Stranger: "Wow what a beautiful place you have here. You have a very nice assortment of dildos and lube too"
You: "Yeah, the TV is right over here and oh shi-" *slips on mysteriously placed dildo on the ground* *cock falls out of bathrobe*
Stranger: "Whoa hey there! Do you need hel- oh my god. That is the biggest cock. May I touch it?"
You: "Well, I suppose that's one of my cables! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" *awkward stare, followed by 20 seconds of silence* "Yes."
Stranger: ok i cant go on anymore im sorry it was fun <3
You: hahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wow Just wow!
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General Chaos / Re: So do you guys like Star Wars The Clone Wars on Cartoon network?
« on: April 18, 2009, 12:58:59 PM »Who's excited for the Star Wars live action series?
*thunderous applause*
Yeah, I was excited too until I learned that it took place between episodes 3 and 4. Who's excited now?
*crickets*
Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, at least we have a fucking kick ass new Star Trek movie to look forward to. Let's face it, Star Trek kicks Star Wars' ass anyday.
If they do it right, theres lots of good stuff that they could cover like Solo and his adventures, but most likly they will ruin it and have jake lloyed kid swoop racing instead of pod raceing.
As for the new star trek OH Yeah Sooo gonna see that.
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General Chaos / Re: So do you guys like Star Wars The Clone Wars on Cartoon network?
« on: April 17, 2009, 05:50:06 PM »
I think they finished it in DVD it was taken off the air befor it could end. But I could be wrong.
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General Chaos / Re: So do you guys like Star Wars The Clone Wars on Cartoon network?
« on: April 17, 2009, 05:45:52 PM »
Well sure samuri jack was the best. haha!
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General Chaos / Re: Stupid Phishers Even Call Themselves Fish
« on: April 17, 2009, 05:36:55 PM »
Na boss was a huge prick. The rules of the store were, you can eat a little candy while on the clock but you had to pay for the drinks in the fridge. So new years night 1999-2000 me and another guy are stuck there working tell 11pm. litterly the place was packed tell 7pm and then no one else was in the store. so we cleaed the shit outa the place, to try and pass time. Around 10:30 were standing there and I bet him I can brake a Fireball wich is a 5 cent candy with my teeth without sucking on it. So he takes my bet and I do it, he trys and cant. So we throw the wrapers in the trash that we already took out so into the fresh can. The next day my boss opens cus the person who opend called in sick for some odd reason. haha. anyways he found the trash in there and asked why it was not ringed up, so I told him well we were told by the manager that we could eat a little candy and just payed for drinks. He got pissed and threatend to fire me and sue me for a fucking 5 cent candy. I quit about 3 months later.
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General Chaos / So do you guys like Star Wars The Clone Wars on Cartoon network?
« on: April 17, 2009, 05:31:52 PM »
Well, I have been watching this Star Wars Clone Wars on Cartoon network for a while, and even though I dont like the fact that Anikan has a Padawan, I do like the show and I do like the Padawan. I went out and rented the movie a while back and watched it three times, once watching it with the comentary. I must say I enjoy the comentary explaining how all the things tie in. Anyways just wondering what you guys thought about it.
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RPGs / Re: Dungeon Master Justice
« on: April 17, 2009, 05:26:37 PM »
I like this mark of shame thing.
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General Chaos / Re: Stupid Phishers Even Call Themselves Fish
« on: April 17, 2009, 05:24:04 PM »
I once called the FBI reporting my old boss an owner of a video store that had coppied movies onto blank tapes he rented from other video stores to use in his store. They sadly never did anything.
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RPGs / Re: Share Your Game Ideas
« on: April 16, 2009, 12:47:34 PM »
No one is scared of giant Rolly Pollys! What are they gonna do curle up in a ball and get squished!
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RPGs / Re: New World Campaign Primer Ransom
« on: April 16, 2009, 12:46:30 PM »
Woot Woot Tadanori Oyama!
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RPGs / Re: Share Your Game Ideas
« on: April 16, 2009, 12:51:52 AM »
Unbeknownst to the US, the Nazis have developed a device that when surgically added to a man will give him the ability to project a psionic attack that has the capability to kill a man with a single thought!
how about the ability to shoot a yak from 200 yards away.... WITH MIND BULLETS...
EDIT: I do most of my posting from the phone wich is why I have piss poor spelling anyways I was gonna add this music video to it also but was unable to find it on you tube with my phone so I had to come inside and use the slow POS security computer.
P.S. I like the Idea, But I would run it during cold war time just to add that extra bit into it, add in people part of real mind games like Maj. Ed Dames and his remote viewing, I cant rember what the name of that project was I keep thinking its Project Blue Book but I know thats a UFO cover up name. Anyways I like the idea none the less.
Maj. Ed Dames https://ssl4.westserver.net/spiritual/phenomena/con-dms.htm
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RPGs / Re: Game Fodder: Right Wing Extremism
« on: April 15, 2009, 08:34:08 PM »
As a right wing concervative all I learned from looking at your 3 post were.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/13/naked-padma-lakshmi-chels_n_186090.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/13/naked-padma-lakshmi-chels_n_186090.html
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RPGs / Re: Astropia - Icelandic gaming comedy movie
« on: April 15, 2009, 06:08:54 PM »
...... wow people with irsh accents saying "the force is strong with this one" sound strange! I allways thought the guy in the Force Unleashed should have a russian accent. I like how he sounded in japanese in Soul Calibur, but hated his voice in Force Unleashed.