OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Tadanori Oyama]

Shakespeare concludes it is unlikely and attempts to parley with the snake for it's no doubt great wealth.

[clockworkjoe]

the two water nagas look at you some more. It's getting awkward. Dude.

You don't know shit about no wishes

[Tadanori Oyama]

Shakespeare offers more glowing rocks in exchange for them sparing his life and attempts to reduce the awkardness of the situation with an off color joke about centipedes, assuming nagas, having no legs, will fucking hate centipedes, which have many legs.

Rolling 1d20:

(7): Total = 7

[clockworkjoe]

The water nagas do not find the joke funny. Worse, they are offended that Shakespeare thought they were going to kill him. "We are curious and harmless unless provoked. Now you're close to provoking us. But not quite. So, as punishment, we will put you on a quest. Kill at least one evil monster. Do this or you will forever be known as a dick."

[Tadanori Oyama]

Shakespeare agrees and wonders where to find an evil creature. He clearly remembers not noticing any orcs recently.

Shakespeare travels to the terrible village and enters the inn to search for a band of adventurers to help him slay one evil creature, or maybe to find a thief who would steal the naga's dazzeling wealth.

[ugnis13]

Malgog, the level 1 wizard shows up, offers Shakespeare some weed, smokes a blunt, and vanishes

[Maze]

Pakos

Pakos waited for the Cleric to distract the Orc to proceed into a SNEAK ATTACK. He will attempt to stab the orc in the neck.

Rolling 1d20:

(14): Total = 14

[clockworkjoe]

Pakos stabs the orc in the neck! Blood spurts out of the orc's neck! It squeals like the man-pig that it is. ROLL FOR DAMAGE IF YOU DARE (1d4)

[clockworkjoe]

The Inn

Shakespeare finds the inn is populated by drunk farmers, a mysterious cloaked stranger with a staff inscribed with elder runes of power, a female barbarian warrior with a great-axe and Lord Omnicron, demi-god son of OA the over-god. Oh and some guy. He's got like a hat? or some bullshit like that.

AND A FUCKING HOUSECAT.

Housecat approaches you, purring.

[Maze]

Rolling 1d4:

(2): Total = 2

[clockworkjoe]

orc hit points

Rolling 1d8:

(5): Total = 5

[clockworkjoe]

haha you're fucked.

Due to Pako's strength penalty, the orc takes a mere 1 point of damage. IT ATTACKS

Rolling 1d20:

(4): Total = 4

[clockworkjoe]

MOTHERFUCKER

[clockworkjoe]

so what is pakos going to do now?

oh wait. to be fair, I forgot backstab damage. So you did 2 points of damage. GREAT JOB

[Setherick]

"You guys look trust worthy." The cleric steps out of the shadows.

Memorized Spells: Cure Light Wounds, Light

STR:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 3d6: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(2+4+1): Total = 7 </div>

DEX:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 3d6: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(4+1+3): Total = 8 </div>

CON:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 3d6: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(6+6+6): Total = 18 </div>

INT:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 3d6: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(2+6+2): Total = 10 </div>

WIS:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 3d6: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(5+3+5): Total = 13 </div>

CHA:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 3d6: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(5+1+1): Total = 7 </div>