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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2010, 10:14:33 AM »
You discover that the only way to escape the asylum is to actually become insane, and find the magic window.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #46 on: December 15, 2010, 12:06:03 PM »
But in order to make yourself truly insane you'll need to earn the approval of the Emperor of Mexico and his entourage here in sunny Cancun. Frank, the iquana wearing a colonels' uniform nearby, as a golden question mark over his head so he might be a good place to start.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #47 on: December 15, 2010, 07:20:45 PM »
Unfortunately, you are allergic to gold, so you need to find an alchemist to turn the gold question mark into a lead question mark.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2010, 07:26:47 PM »
Since most alchemists want to work it the other way around you'll need to find a failed alchemist, which will mean getting access to the guild rejection records and to get those the chief alchemist wants you to bring him back five measures of whale sputum.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2010, 08:49:14 PM »
The only way to get whale sputum is to make like Jonah. Get to it.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #50 on: December 15, 2010, 09:26:14 PM »
O SHI

DRAGON SYPHILIS CELLS IN THE WHALE

KILL 20 OF THEM

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2010, 09:37:02 PM »
What a shame you can't kill the syphillitic cells without a good dose of penicillin!  Looks like you'll be riding this whale to France so you can visit Louis Pasteur.  You'd better get 20 doses of penicillin to kill the cells - and perhaps some for your personal stash, you filthy adventurer.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #52 on: December 15, 2010, 10:55:07 PM »
Louis is more than happy to provide you with the lethally potent penicillin... but he has no cheese! The King of France has issued laws making the precious mold giving substance illegal. Only the black market wererats possess the much needed curds.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2010, 11:00:10 PM »
Louis is more than happy to provide you with the lethally potent penicillin... but he has no cheese! The King of France has issued laws making the precious mold giving substance illegal. Only the black market wererats possess the much needed curds.

The only way you can do this is by first getting out of the whale.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2010, 01:00:04 AM »
The only way you can do this is by first getting out of the whale.

You've encountered a wild Causality. It is blocking your path. Escape is not possible. You remember the words of your old teacher: "The only way to defeat a Causality is to solve a problem before you have it."