During the holidays, we got together to record some classic fanfiction for your enjoyment. First off is Tom reciting Doom: Repercussions of Evil a classic story of horror and rocket missiles. Read the entire story below the fold.
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
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Wow, that really is awful. I really don’t have much to say after hearing that…
The echo is a nice touch?
The pathos and tragedy inherent in John’s story rivals anything written by Henry James. Truly, this is the greatest achievement of Western literature of the last century. Truly, Gabriel Garcia Marquez can kiss this author’s butt.
Lol, it was at least as good as the Doom Comic.
You need to get Bill to do one of these.
I assume/hope this is some bet tom lost to ross in order to record it….
That ending just keeps cracking me up.
“I wanna be on the ships daddy!”
I needed a lullaby to get me to sleep tonight, luckily I remembered this.
Thanks Ross and Tom, Throm.