Ruins of Lemuria Kickstarter

[Salkovich]

Fuck it, I'm in whether there's OT tomorrow or not. Looking forward to dying alone and insane in the middle of a blasphemous storm from beyond space. 

Well you won't be alone. I'll be surprised if any of us make it back out.

[Charlie72]

Monday the 10th:

You are all coworkers working for a corporation - let's call it Capital Oil. You are all white collar cubicle drones. You are all at a hotel for an industry convention. You all have rooms adjacent to each other. It is a long and exhausting convention. It is winter. An unexpected snowstorm is moving in.

Funny enough, its going to snow today where I am.

[AmishNinja]

I have to bow out of this one but maybe I'll call in my contributor favor for next week's game. Don't freeze to death y'all.

[beej]

Are any MAOCT games on the contributor skype game docet?

[clockworkjoe]

yes. I plan to alternate between MACOT and CoC. So tonight will be CoC and then the next scheduled game will be MAOCT.

[Wooberman]

AWESOME!

[clockworkjoe]

online now

finishing up dinner at the moment

who's in?

[Salkovich]

online now

finishing up dinner at the moment

who's in?

Still good, I just added you as a skype contact.

[clockworkjoe]

there are open spots available for anyone that wants one

[SageNytell]

I'm in, SageNytell on Skype. No idea how to find all you folks, though.

[Salkovich]

Hijinks, guys! Hijinks.

[Moondog]

What's this about Monsters and Other Childish Things?

[SageNytell]

Best first Call of Cthulhu game EVER.

[clockworkjoe]

[6:01:29 PM] Sam Graebner: Hey Ross, Sam Graebner here. Salkovich from the forums and one of the ransom contributors.
[6:01:29 PM] Ross Payton: Ross Payton has shared contact details with Sam Graebner.
[6:02:18 PM] Ross Payton: lets see who else wants to play
[6:02:36 PM] Sam Graebner: roger
[6:04:52 PM] Ross Payton: i will add them to this conversation
[6:04:58 PM] Ross Payton: when i get confirmation
[6:05:05 PM] Sam Graebner: sounds good
[6:05:10 PM] Sam Graebner: do you have pregens?
[6:05:10 PM] *** Ross Payton added  ***
[6:05:24 PM] Sam Graebner: oh hai patrick
[6:05:38 PM] *** Ross Payton added Charlie72 ***
[6:05:47 PM] *** Call ended ***
[6:05:53 PM] Ross Payton: still eating
[6:05:53 PM] Ross Payton: atm
[6:09:26 PM] Ross Payton: trying to see if anyone else wants to play
[6:11:19 PM] : http://sourceforge.net/projects/byakhee/
[6:12:49 PM] Ross Payton: oh hai
[6:13:48 PM] *** Ross Payton sent thomas borrow - IT guy.pdf,... ***
[6:20:44 PM] *** Ross Payton added Mike Ranalli ***
[6:22:37 PM] *** Ross Payton sent thomas borrow - IT guy.pdf,... ***
[6:25:26 PM] *** Ross Payton added catharticlobster, Sean Henderson ***
[6:26:15 PM] Sean Henderson: woah hey
[6:26:38 PM] Sean Henderson: is there a call going?
[6:26:47 PM] Mike Ranalli: Yuppers.
[6:27:00 PM] Sean Henderson: AW YEAH LET ME GET IN ON THAT SHIT
[6:27:18 PM] *** Ross Payton sent thomas borrow - IT guy.pdf,... ***
[6:27:20 PM] Sam Graebner: SO MANY FILES
[6:27:49 PM] Ross Payton: phone
[6:33:22 PM] ***  added Matt ***
[6:34:42 PM] *** sent Mall Ninja - Machine Gunner.pdf ***
[6:34:51 PM] Sean Henderson: :T
[6:34:51 PM] : Martin Power from the Night Mall game
[6:34:53 PM] *** Ross Payton sent brian hilton - designer.pdf,... ***
[6:34:56 PM] Sam Graebner: oh man
[6:34:58 PM] Sam Graebner: manz
[6:36:54 PM] *** Call ended, duration 31:04 ***
[6:37:01 PM] Sam Graebner: aw shit
[6:37:01 PM] *** Conference call ***
[6:37:03 PM] Sean Henderson: ahahahahaha
[6:37:05 PM] Matt: lulz
[6:37:23 PM] *** Ross Payton removed catharticlobster from this conversation. ***
[6:37:37 PM] *** Ross Payton removed  from this conversation. ***
[6:38:24 PM] Charlie72: 15 APP BABY
[6:38:32 PM] Sam Graebner: 13
[6:38:34 PM] Sam Graebner: i'm uglier
[6:38:42 PM] Matt: ditto
[6:38:47 PM] Sean Henderson: 14, I'm meh
[6:38:53 PM] Charlie72: I'm Sexy as fuck
[6:38:58 PM] Sam Graebner: i took this guy purely for the idea
[6:39:01 PM] Sam Graebner: 75 AW YEAH
[6:39:07 PM] Charlie72: I get all the frawlines
[6:39:20 PM] Sean Henderson: rofl
[6:40:08 PM] Mike Ranalli: 6 APP, bitches.
[6:40:17 PM] Sam Graebner: ewwwww
[6:40:22 PM] Sean Henderson: mmmm yeah
[6:40:29 PM] Sean Henderson: you know you want this
[6:40:36 PM] Sam Graebner: haha you've just got a bag over your head
[6:40:52 PM] Sean Henderson: it's just a close up of my flaccid penis
[6:41:01 PM] Sam Graebner: you mean dice bag?
[6:41:09 PM] Sean Henderson: . . . sure.
[6:41:17 PM] Sean Henderson: why not.
[6:41:24 PM] Sam Graebner: (shh just let me be ignorant)
[6:42:53 PM] Mike Ranalli: Holy shit STR 18 SIZ 16
[6:43:28 PM] Sam Graebner: sexy SEXY german
[6:43:31 PM] Charlie72: Your HUGE
[6:43:43 PM] Charlie72: YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS
[6:43:56 PM] Mike Ranalli: RIP AND TEAR
[6:44:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: RRRRRRRRRAGGGGGHHH
[6:44:10 PM] Sam Graebner: SO ANGRY
[6:44:26 PM] Charlie72: WHO"S A MAN IN A HALF
[6:44:46 PM] Charlie72: YOU"RE A MAN AND A HALF
[6:47:17 PM] Matt: just lost sam there
[6:47:25 PM] Sam Graebner: gah
[6:47:36 PM] Sean Henderson: I'm getting massive distortion here
[6:47:39 PM] Sam Graebner: same
[6:47:40 PM] Sam Graebner: yeah
[6:47:52 PM] Sean Henderson: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT ROSS
[6:47:55 PM] Sam Graebner: OH SHIT
[6:47:57 PM] Sam Graebner: COUGAR
[6:48:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I GET LAID
[6:48:19 PM] Sam Graebner: pick up lines...while listening to an ipod
[6:48:24 PM] Matt: classy
[6:48:26 PM] Sam Graebner: it's the best plan
[6:48:36 PM] Matt: "motivational"
[6:48:40 PM] Sam Graebner: "dinner"
[6:48:45 PM] Matt: hawt
[6:48:58 PM] Sean Henderson: und I vas like "get out of meine hausen!"
[6:49:16 PM] Mike Ranalli: INTENSE GLARE AT PRECIPITATION
[6:49:28 PM] Sam Graebner: it's so...white
[6:49:38 PM] Sam Graebner: and...clean
[6:49:51 PM] Mike Ranalli: Not at all sand-like. Insurgents could be hiding in that!
[6:50:20 PM] Mike Ranalli: There we go. Distortion's gone.
[6:50:30 PM] Matt: all we needed was a phone call
[6:50:51 PM] Charlie72:

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[6:51:19 PM] Charlie72: The song My guy is listening too
[6:51:35 PM] Sean Henderson: oh god
[6:51:41 PM] Sean Henderson: not this
[6:51:46 PM] Sean Henderson: WHY
[6:51:49 PM] Sean Henderson: WHYYYY
[6:52:40 PM] Sam Graebner: uh oh
[6:52:48 PM] Matt: 911 has hold music?
[6:52:58 PM] Sam Graebner: in carcoas
[6:53:03 PM] Sam Graebner: *carcosa
[6:56:44 PM] Sam Graebner: woo! sanity starts early
[6:59:19 PM] Mike Ranalli: Royksopp - Remind Me is playing while people are being shot in the background...
[6:59:52 PM] Charlie72: Blood in the snow
[6:59:58 PM] Matt: 50 cent 3
[7:00:30 PM] Charlie72: Bitch Stole my Snowman
[7:00:39 PM] Sam Graebner: shit ross is cutting out
[7:00:54 PM] Matt: not for me
[7:00:55 PM] Charlie72: I hear him fine
[7:01:34 PM] Sam Graebner: ok
[7:01:38 PM] Sam Graebner: think i'm good
[7:03:56 PM] Sean Henderson: SURPRISE IT'S BUILT ON AN ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND
[7:04:24 PM] Sean Henderson: looking askank?
[7:04:25 PM] Mike Ranalli: SURPRISE THE INDIANS WERE ACTUALLY ALIENS
[7:04:39 PM] Ross Payton: askance
[7:07:12 PM] Matt: apparently people didn't realize I said SLR
[7:07:33 PM] Sean Henderson: you obviously said "arsehole"
[7:08:03 PM] Sean Henderson: keep my arsehole at the ready in case I need to flash something
[7:08:14 PM] Matt: oh you
[7:08:29 PM] Sam Graebner: roll to rationalize
[7:08:36 PM] Matt: 00
[7:08:41 PM] Sam Graebner: filled with confettie?
[7:08:43 PM] Sam Graebner: what
[7:08:48 PM] Mike Ranalli: And then they died together. Thus ended the shortest game of CoC ever! YAAAAY
[7:10:10 PM] Matt: it's a con game
[7:10:14 PM | Edited 7:10:17 PM] Matt: we can't die until 2 hours in
[7:10:31 PM] Sam Graebner: OH HAI CTHULHU
[7:10:48 PM] Mike Ranalli: She's an Iraq vet. It'll end off when things start getting wooley.
[7:11:38 PM] Mike Ranalli: So much for the 'it's a bong' theory.
[7:12:08 PM] Sean Henderson: WOAH DUDE I'M TOTALLY SEEING ELDER GODS
[7:12:24 PM] Sam Graebner: it's slenderman
[7:12:25 PM] Sean Henderson: THIS SHIT'S GOTTA BE LACED WITH SOMETHING
[7:12:33 PM] Mike Ranalli: Luckily, this is Fatal Frame. You saved the day!
[7:12:41 PM] Sean Henderson: yaaaaaay
[7:13:30 PM] Mike Ranalli: Then... there was a FIYAH-FIIIIIIIIITE
[7:13:34 PM] Sam Graebner: yes
[7:13:38 PM] Sam Graebner: so much yes
[7:13:53 PM] Sean Henderson: it's because she's a woman
[7:13:58 PM] Sean Henderson: that's why
[7:14:07 PM] Matt: safehaus
[7:14:16 PM] Mike Ranalli: Left4Cthulhu?
[7:14:25 PM] Sean Henderson: "safehouse"
[7:14:45 PM] Sean Henderson: = "internment camp"
[7:14:55 PM] Sean Henderson: "sexy woman"
[7:15:04 PM] Sean Henderson: = "filthy juden"
[7:15:08 PM] Sam Graebner: oh
[7:15:09 PM] Sam Graebner: wow
[7:15:24 PM] Sean Henderson: it's okay
[7:15:31 PM] Sean Henderson: I've got a little jew in me
[7:15:38 PM] Sam Graebner: oh well
[7:15:51 PM] Sean Henderson: it's really uncomfortable
[7:16:15 PM] Mike Ranalli: *shrug* Someone had to say it.
[7:16:35 PM] Sean Henderson: (I'm offensive ironically)
[7:16:48 PM] Sean Henderson: (so goddamn hipster it hurts)
[7:17:22 PM] Sam Graebner: speaking of hipster. i have a friend who had no idea what pbr was until yesterday
[7:17:31 PM] Sean Henderson: lol
[7:17:34 PM] Sean Henderson: that shit sucks
[7:17:38 PM] Sam Graebner: yes
[7:17:39 PM] Sam Graebner: yes it does
[7:17:46 PM] Sean Henderson: it tastes like watery ball juice
[7:18:04 PM] Matt: weather = lead raindrops
[7:19:08 PM] Matt: excuse me where do you keep your firearms
[7:19:24 PM] Mike Ranalli: i can has shotgun? :3
[7:20:27 PM] Charlie72: kill him
[7:20:37 PM] Matt: that's the charlie we've grown to love
[7:20:38 PM] Charlie72: He's wvil
[7:20:39 PM] Sam Graebner: we're instantly suspicious
[7:20:53 PM] Charlie72: and also evil
[7:21:03 PM] Mike Ranalli: He's good. That's bad.
[7:21:09 PM] Mike Ranalli: Carcosa?
[7:21:12 PM] Sam Graebner: yes
[7:21:22 PM] Sam Graebner: it's ross
[7:21:27 PM] Sam Graebner: did you expect anything else?
[7:21:35 PM] Matt: shit, it's night mall
[7:21:39 PM] Mike Ranalli: and then RPPR podcast was a ZOMBIE
[7:21:42 PM] Sam Graebner: bahahah
[7:21:51 PM] Charlie72: There is no 7th floor
[7:21:57 PM] Sean Henderson: wat.
[7:22:00 PM] Mike Ranalli: Is the man wearing yellow?
[7:22:26 PM] Charlie72: Did he look wygption
[7:23:16 PM] Charlie72: egyptian*
[7:23:47 PM] Sam Graebner: INSTANT DONNER PARTY
[7:23:50 PM] Sam Graebner: we eat charlie first
[7:24:08 PM] Mike Ranalli: I'm the alpha female, I die last.
[7:24:50 PM] Sam Graebner: i don't have tranqs this game
[7:25:25 PM] Sam Graebner: that was a mistake
[7:25:36 PM] Matt: just give him more booze
[7:25:38 PM] Matt: it's his medicine
[7:25:43 PM] Mike Ranalli: I'm a gun bunny sans gun. This will be interesting.
[7:25:44 PM] Sam Graebner: it makes him invincible
[7:27:06 PM] Sam Graebner: sean is our blue key to open the red door
[7:27:14 PM] Sean Henderson: teehee
[7:28:04 PM] Mike Ranalli: Luckily, the janitor saw fit to keep a gun closet in the regular closet!
[7:28:14 PM] Sam Graebner: he's been preparing for this day
[7:28:19 PM] Matt: yo dawg I herd you like closets
[7:28:30 PM] Mike Ranalli: The... Northwest will rise again!
[7:28:33 PM] Sam Graebner: BRAAAHHHHHNNN
[7:29:11 PM] Sean Henderson: it's a witch!
[7:29:15 PM] Sean Henderson: lights off!
[7:30:09 PM] Charlie72: whitch
[7:30:10 PM] Mike Ranalli: Guys how did a woman get down here
[7:30:14 PM] Sean Henderson: oh god I was right
[7:30:16 PM] Mike Ranalli: The door was locked
[7:30:19 PM] Mike Ranalli: CARCOOOOOOSAAAAA
[7:30:21 PM] Sean Henderson: red eyes
[7:30:21 PM] Sam Graebner: wahtever! she's in trouble
[7:30:22 PM] Matt: oh yeah
[7:30:23 PM] Sam Graebner: we have to help
[7:30:29 PM] Sam Graebner: DEFEAT THE DARKNESS
[7:30:32 PM] Sam Graebner: aw shit
[7:30:35 PM] Sean Henderson: claw hands
[7:30:37 PM] Matt: NIGHTSTALKER
[7:31:22 PM] Mike Ranalli: The weeping angels?
[7:32:11 PM] Sean Henderson: TIME KOOB
[7:32:18 PM] Matt: koob 2
[7:32:20 PM] Matt: hyperkoob
[7:32:30 PM] Sean Henderson: lmaooo
[7:32:31 PM] Charlie72: Koob^2
[7:32:40 PM] Sam Graebner: hang on, shutting all my blinds
[7:32:58 PM] Mike Ranalli: Prognosis:
[7:33:00 PM] Sam Graebner: too much creepy
[7:33:04 PM] Mike Ranalli: Bitch be crazy!
[7:33:16 PM] Matt: prescription
[7:33:19 PM] Matt: pimp hand upside
[7:33:30 PM] Sean Henderson: she's craycray
[7:35:38 PM] Sean Henderson: you just jelly cuz charlie be stylin on u
[7:35:54 PM] Mike Ranalli: iA IA FTagn
[7:36:36 PM] Sam Graebner: oh. the night clerk
[7:36:38 PM] Sam Graebner: of course
[7:36:51 PM] Mike Ranalli: IN HEEEEELLLLLL
[7:37:03 PM] Matt: goddammit
[7:37:07 PM] Matt: more slendermans
[7:37:10 PM] Sam Graebner: so many
[7:37:18 PM] Sam Graebner: spenderman? he give you 20 dollars
[7:38:45 PM] Sam Graebner: wait
[7:38:53 PM] Sam Graebner: two people having a converstion on 7?
[7:39:01 PM] Sam Graebner: there's only two walkies missing
[7:39:29 PM] Sam Graebner: plus the clerk...
[7:39:41 PM] Matt: it's a cover
[7:39:42 PM] Mike Ranalli: So we've got:
[7:39:45 PM] Mike Ranalli: A sniper.
[7:39:47 PM] Mike Ranalli: Clerk.
[7:39:47 PM] Matt: like inside man
[7:39:51 PM] Mike Ranalli: Woman.
[7:39:54 PM] Sam Graebner: well dressed man
[7:39:56 PM] Mike Ranalli: Dead guy outside.
[7:40:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: 5 of us.
[7:40:07 PM] Matt: well-dressed man may also be slender
[7:40:21 PM] Mike Ranalli: And old man.
[7:42:23 PM] Sam Graebner: fuck yeah maglite
[7:43:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: We'll use channel 4.
[7:43:10 PM] Sam Graebner: roger
[7:43:19 PM] Sam Graebner: and keeping my second walki on 10
[7:43:23 PM] Matt: this
[7:43:41 PM] Mike Ranalli: The three of us downstairs, if we have to change because of something, announce on the walkie-talkie we're changing to 5 - change to 2 instead.
[7:44:58 PM] Sam Graebner: aren't we below ground?
[7:44:59 PM] *** Ross Payton added RJ alban ***
[7:45:00 PM] Sam Graebner: cool air?
[7:45:04 PM] Sam Graebner: what?
[7:45:11 PM] Sam Graebner: i want to check that
[7:45:21 PM] Mike Ranalli: Definitely. I'll watch your back.
[7:46:16 PM] Sam Graebner: charlie is going through some identity crisis
[7:46:28 PM] Mike Ranalli: I thought I was playing the lady.
[7:46:39 PM] Sam Graebner: i love charlie's interpretation of germans
[7:46:50 PM] Mike Ranalli: Led to our doom by Eurotrash.
[7:46:57 PM] Sam Graebner: and smirnof
[7:47:30 PM] Sam Graebner: btw just out of curiosity, what's everyone's age?
[7:47:42 PM] RJ alban: my age or characters age.
[7:47:45 PM] Mike Ranalli: Old enough to know, young enough to do it anyway.
[7:47:47 PM] Sam Graebner: character, sorry
[7:48:14 PM] RJ alban: mid 40's
[7:48:20 PM] Mike Ranalli: 21 here. Straight out of Iraq, honorably medically disharged for being shot.
[7:48:27 PM] Mike Ranalli: Thus the paranoia.
[7:48:43 PM] Sam Graebner: hmm
[7:49:13 PM] Mike Ranalli: Is Rod Serling narrating the floor changes?
[7:50:15 PM] Sam Graebner: a wise choice
[7:50:44 PM] Mike Ranalli: No unholy hell-womb here!
[7:50:50 PM] Sam Graebner: haha no it's over here
[7:51:03 PM] Mike Ranalli: Ooo ooo poke it poke it
[7:51:16 PM] RJ alban: kill it with science!
[7:52:03 PM] Mike Ranalli: Does RJ have a walkie-talkie?
[7:52:09 PM] Sam Graebner: sanity blast in five...four...
[7:52:25 PM] Charlie72:

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[7:52:29 PM] Charlie72: My song
[7:53:16 PM] Sam Graebner: he's high on life
[7:53:37 PM] Sam Graebner: he's gonna SNIFF OUT danger
[7:53:45 PM] Matt: YEEEEAAAHHHHH
[7:54:03 PM] Mike Ranalli: Slimer?
[7:54:11 PM] Sam Graebner: hey guys?
[7:54:15 PM] Sam Graebner: i think we're fucked
[7:55:05 PM] Mike Ranalli: Why did I have to stare pensively out that window?
[7:55:07 PM] Sam Graebner: big squirrel
[7:55:12 PM] Sam Graebner: hahah yes. it's all your fault
[7:55:20 PM] Mike Ranalli: They grow'm big round here. Ayup.
[7:56:14 PM] Sam Graebner: well, goodbye Arje
[7:56:31 PM] Mike Ranalli: "They're in the walls."
[7:56:39 PM] Sam Graebner: do they have racoons in germany?
[7:56:54 PM] Mike Ranalli: They have an equivalent, I'm guessing.
[7:57:14 PM] Mike Ranalli: Der rodentshlammer, I'm guessing.
[7:57:29 PM] Sam Graebner: nothing that starts "something grabs you" is ever good
[7:57:52 PM] Sean Henderson: I'm trying to think of a way to make a joke about german racoons, but nothing comes to mind
[7:58:02 PM] Mike Ranalli: I'm so glad we're nice and safe in the basement!
[7:58:13 PM] Sam Graebner: haha you are. i just stepped into the hellwomb
[7:58:31 PM] Sam Graebner: baboon? or bamboo?
[7:58:36 PM] Sam Graebner: what did you just say?
[7:58:48 PM] Mike Ranalli: Figures the strong one is downstairs.
[7:59:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: You picked the drunk, man. Juuuuust saying!
[7:59:12 PM] Matt: i know
[7:59:17 PM] Matt: why did i think that was a good idea
[7:59:22 PM] Mike Ranalli: Alcohol?
[7:59:30 PM] Sam Graebner: hahah you did this in the fear itself game, too
[7:59:52 PM] Sam Graebner: i bet running out of the building isn't going to be a good plan this time
[7:59:57 PM] Mike Ranalli: AAAAAAH
[8:00:14 PM] Mike Ranalli: Do they remember I have a first aid kit?
[8:00:21 PM] Sam Graebner: of course not
[8:00:26 PM] Sam Graebner: why would they be rational
[8:00:31 PM] Sam Graebner: let's bar the basement door
[8:00:35 PM] Sam Graebner: chill out down here
[8:00:46 PM] Mike Ranalli: Build a man-cave. It'll be cool.
[8:00:50 PM] Sam Graebner: word
[8:00:51 PM] Matt: we'd have to go back downstairs
[8:01:04 PM] Matt: and fuck that shit
[8:01:12 PM] RJ alban: i worked in a hotel.
[8:01:14 PM] Mike Ranalli: Hey brah. Join the cool cats down in the nice safe basement.
[8:01:26 PM] RJ alban: bleeding on out shit happens far more frequently that you might beleive
[8:01:33 PM] RJ alban: our*
[8:01:43 PM] Matt: that doesn't actually surprise me that much
[8:02:10 PM] Mike Ranalli: Alright, guys, do not all blink at the same time. I saw this episode.
[8:02:11 PM] Charlie72: Shes out of the loop
[8:03:50 PM] Charlie72: IT IS CuBE
[8:03:54 PM] Matt: cube 2
[8:04:08 PM] RJ alban: hypercube
[8:04:13 PM] Charlie72: Samus
[8:04:14 PM] Charlie72: ?
[8:04:20 PM] Matt: good movie
[8:04:22 PM] Matt: but crazy as shit
[8:04:48 PM] Matt: IT'S MY WAY
[8:04:52 PM] Matt: YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
[8:05:21 PM] RJ alban: http://i.imgur.com/6HBNJ.jpg
[8:05:39 PM] Matt: *head asplode*
[8:05:47 PM] Mike Ranalli: MY MIIIIND
[8:05:51 PM] Sam Graebner: what

[clockworkjoe]

[8:06:31 PM] Matt: high mythos score, though
[8:06:39 PM] Ross Payton: http://www.jesrestaurantequipment.com/images/products/SCOCU1526M.JPG
[8:06:40 PM] Sam Graebner: hahah
[8:06:51 PM] Matt: that's about what I thought
[8:06:55 PM] Sam Graebner: is the monster green?
[8:06:58 PM] Sam Graebner: is he grumpy?
[8:07:33 PM] Sam Graebner: at least her way out doesn't involve cannibalism
[8:07:40 PM] Mike Ranalli: Weak.
[8:07:53 PM] RJ alban: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/angry-old-lady.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/2010/08/dr_isis_vesus_the_iphone.php&usg=__WjToxha168nMZR0Nk_JlvoTRJWc=&h=320&w=307&sz=32&hl=en&start=0&sig2=V0ELZ9GRoWreDLFGdzP2Zw&zoom=1&tbnid=9JGXbVPrgbiwrM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=117&ei=crsrTcD6DqSanAeHm_D-CQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dold%2Blady%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D955%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=239&oei=crsrTcD6DqSanAeHm_D-CQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=81&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=57&ty=32
[8:07:56 PM] Ross Payton: http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/mysterious-chinese-tunnels.html
[8:07:56 PM] Matt: you see that she's actually wearing your bloodstained clothes
[8:08:18 PM] Matt: tunnels as mysterious as they are chinese
[8:08:59 PM] RJ alban: http://craphound.com/images/3269499889_f1f66910cf.jpg
[8:09:56 PM] Matt: suddenly you find a myriad of twisty passageways
[8:09:57 PM] Matt: all alike
[8:10:06 PM] Sam Graebner: brb guys, two seconds
[8:10:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: Ball of yarn!
[8:10:26 PM] RJ alban: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/347771427_ada6731361.jpg
[8:10:38 PM] Mike Ranalli: From desert wasteland to frozen hell. Yup... Petra here won the  lottery.
[8:11:32 PM] Mike Ranalli: Oh good.
[8:11:44 PM] Mike Ranalli: room 666
[8:11:48 PM] Mike Ranalli: oh god why
[8:11:59 PM] Charlie72: God damit RJ
[8:12:06 PM] Matt: THE MANAGER
[8:12:07 PM] Sam Graebner: back
[8:12:22 PM] Mike Ranalli: RJ just got team drunk tank killed.
[8:12:23 PM] Sam Graebner: did RJ end the world?
[8:12:26 PM] Sam Graebner: oh good
[8:12:38 PM] RJ alban: bwahahaha
[8:12:43 PM] Mike Ranalli: Night guy is 'sending someone up'.
[8:12:54 PM] Sam Graebner: enter the hunter
[8:13:01 PM] RJ alban: http://fortyfivepesos.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/michael-stipe.jpg
[8:13:05 PM] Mike Ranalli: *piano solo*
[8:13:14 PM] Sam Graebner: lulz
[8:13:26 PM] Sam Graebner: the storm is in the shape of the yellow sign
[8:13:38 PM] RJ alban: eye of a hurricane listen to the world burn
[8:14:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: I could do that! ...with a gun. Damn.
[8:14:12 PM] Sam Graebner: haha you've got a wrench, at least
[8:14:20 PM] Sam Graebner: i'm packing a maglite
[8:14:32 PM] Mike Ranalli: Honestly I think we're even, but hey.
[8:14:39 PM] Sam Graebner: wait
[8:14:40 PM] RJ alban: yeah! well ive got a magheavy!
[8:14:42 PM] Sam Graebner: hahaha
[8:14:45 PM] RJ alban: much better than maglight.
[8:15:12 PM] Mike Ranalli: THE CLOCK IS SPINNING AAAAAAAH
[8:15:20 PM] Sam Graebner: it's spinning in four dimensions
[8:15:22 PM] Sam Graebner: WHAT
[8:15:39 PM] Mike Ranalli: Oh. Whew. Just a ceiling fan.
[8:15:41 PM] Charlie72: It's spinng backward
[8:16:12 PM] Mike Ranalli: Every room has that creepy Felix clock with the eyes. :3
[8:16:17 PM] Sam Graebner: oh noooooo
[8:16:53 PM] Sam Graebner: it's his magic murder cart
[8:17:04 PM] Mike Ranalli: The hunter always knocks twice.
[8:17:32 PM] Sam Graebner: one man with a gun does not constitue a shoot out
[8:17:32 PM] Mike Ranalli: (also there was only supposed to be one guy working!)
[8:17:35 PM] RJ alban: http://coffeeforclosers.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/murderbag.jpg
[8:18:19 PM] Sam Graebner: RJ knows what i'm talking about
[8:19:10 PM] Sam Graebner: RUFUS OF THE DAMNNNNNNED
[8:19:31 PM] Sam Graebner: no don't send him to sleep. he'll get dreamed hijacked
[8:21:35 PM] Mike Ranalli: Heroic sacrifice teim! :3
[8:21:50 PM] Sam Graebner: go go go
[8:21:57 PM] Sam Graebner: i'll solve the problem
[8:22:04 PM] Matt: oh god
[8:22:05 PM] Matt: the blit
[8:22:08 PM] Sam Graebner: FUCK
[8:22:14 PM] Mike Ranalli: And everything somehow adds up to 23!
[8:22:17 PM] Mike Ranalli: YAAAAAAY
[8:22:23 PM] Matt: shit
[8:22:24 PM] Matt: raves
[8:22:27 PM] RJ alban: rule if 5
[8:22:29 PM] Matt: why did it have to be raves
[8:22:30 PM] RJ alban: rule of 5
[8:22:34 PM] RJ alban: rule if 5
[8:22:40 PM] Matt: if 5
[8:22:41 PM] Matt: rule
[8:22:49 PM] Matt: ;
[8:22:49 PM] Charlie72: Rule of 3
[8:23:01 PM] Matt: luminol
[8:23:03 PM] RJ alban: http://stopnwo.com/docs3/wilson-robert_anton_shea-robert_the_illuminatus!_trilogy.pdf
[8:23:03 PM] Matt: everywhere
[8:23:33 PM] RJ alban: "Numerology
Numerology is given great credence by many of the characters, with the Law of Fives in particular being frequently mentioned. Hagbard Celine states the Law of Fives in Appendix Gimmel: "All phenomena are directly or indirectly related to the number five." Another character, Simon Moon, identifies what he calls the "23 synchronicity principle", which he credits William S. Burroughs as having discovered.[15] Both laws involve finding significance in the appearance of the number, and in its "presen[ce] esoterically because of its conspicuous exoteric absence."[16] One of the reasons Moon finds 23 significant is because "All the great anarchists died on the 23rd day of some month or other." He also identifies a "23/17 phenomenon." They are both tied to the Law of Fives, he explains, because 2 + 3 = 5, and 1 + 7 = 8 = 2³.[17] Robert Anton Wilson claimed in a 1988 interview that "23 is a part of the cosmic code. It's connected with so many synchronicities and weird coincidences that it must mean something, I just haven't figured out yet what it means!".[18]"
[8:23:50 PM] Sean Henderson: "Blood: It's Better Than Semen(tm)"
[8:23:56 PM] Matt: also jim carrey
[8:24:03 PM] RJ alban: i disagree sean.
[8:24:10 PM] RJ alban: ive conducted a double blind study and everything
[8:24:13 PM] RJ alban: sorry.
[8:24:17 PM] RJ alban: double blindfold study
[8:24:28 PM] Sam Graebner: preparing for massive sanity loss through reading
[8:24:30 PM] Sean Henderson: "Semen: It's Better Than Urine(TM)"
[8:24:53 PM] Mike Ranalli: Glad I'm running up the nice safe stairs to the unkillable monster!
[8:25:14 PM] Matt: suddenly ninjas
[8:25:17 PM] Sam Graebner: sean are you with me or did you go upstairs/
[8:25:17 PM] Matt: thousands of them
[8:25:25 PM] Sam Graebner: ghoul ninjas
[8:25:33 PM] Mike Ranalli: riding dinosaurs
[8:25:55 PM] Sam Graebner: RUN
[8:26:17 PM] Sam Graebner: i always run away from janitors
[8:26:22 PM] Sam Graebner: they're shifty
[8:26:23 PM] Matt: they smell
[8:27:22 PM] Sam Graebner: sean do you have lib use?
[8:28:20 PM] Matt: what i'd give for taser knuckles
[8:28:31 PM] Charlie72: It's Samus
[8:28:33 PM] Sean Henderson: at 40
[8:28:38 PM] Sam Graebner: ok
[8:28:52 PM] Sam Graebner: you look at the stuff on the walls, i'ma check the files
[8:28:56 PM] Sam Graebner: lib use of 75
[8:29:02 PM] Sean Henderson: okay
[8:29:06 PM] RJ alban: http://www.iill.net/wp-content/uploads/images/stanley-hotel.jpg
[8:29:12 PM] Mike Ranalli: Walkin' the mile, walkin' the mile... gonna die, gonna die...
[8:30:10 PM] Sam Graebner: OH GOD. MORE MOPS
[8:30:24 PM] Matt: custodian tech
[8:30:26 PM] Matt: mopstorm
[8:30:29 PM] Matt: lvl 99
[8:30:34 PM] Sam Graebner: as long as he doesn't light it on fire
[8:30:38 PM] RJ alban: snowmopocalypse 2011
[8:30:50 PM] Matt: that needs to be the name for this session
[8:31:21 PM] Mike Ranalli: 5 floors on up...
[8:31:23 PM] Sam Graebner: THIS WINTER - SIX MEN WILL BE LOCKED INSIDE
[8:31:26 PM] Sam Graebner: OF TERROR
[8:31:32 PM] Matt: what?
[8:31:41 PM] Matt: oh right
[8:32:03 PM] Sam Graebner: yeah, imagine that in announcer voice
[8:32:11 PM] Mike Ranalli: WAIT
[8:32:24 PM] Mike Ranalli: I have a clever (suicidal) plan.
[8:32:29 PM] Sam Graebner: do it
[8:32:33 PM] RJ alban: http://www.techmaclean.com/images/mop.jpg
[8:32:41 PM] Matt: step 1: go to the top of the buiding
[8:32:42 PM] Mike Ranalli: High hide and sneak, + melee weapon.
[8:32:44 PM] Matt: step 2: jump
[8:32:54 PM] Mike Ranalli: Step 3: Nuke it from orbit.
[8:33:00 PM | Edited 8:33:47 PM] Matt: step 4: be sure
[8:33:03 PM] Matt: step 5: profit
[8:33:21 PM] Charlie72: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
[8:33:21 PM] Mike Ranalli: I was gonna say something about being sure, but hey.
[8:33:30 PM] Matt: oh right
[8:33:34 PM] Matt: aliens's
[8:33:50 PM] Matt: there
[8:34:09 PM] Mike Ranalli: Ivo Shandor Hotels - They're dying to get in!
[8:34:22 PM] Matt: no we've actually moved to hotel california
[8:34:53 PM] Matt: hallo
[8:34:57 PM] Mike Ranalli: OH HAI
[8:35:29 PM] Mike Ranalli: What floor am I running to meet you at?
[8:35:33 PM] Matt: rules like gravity
[8:35:36 PM] Matt: do you understand
[8:36:16 PM] Sam Graebner: SO MANY RULES
[8:36:18 PM] Matt: 424 = 313 +111
[8:36:39 PM] Charlie72: I PULL OUT MAH GUN
[8:36:43 PM] Mike Ranalli: I'm gonna need your badge, and your weapon.
[8:37:04 PM] Matt: looks like someone. . .
[8:37:05 PM] Charlie72: HAHAHAHAH
[8:37:07 PM] Matt: *Glasses*
[8:37:09 PM] Matt: cleaned up
[8:37:15 PM] Matt: YEEEAAAHHHH
[8:37:34 PM] Matt: I'M INVISIBLE
[8:37:37 PM] Matt: YOU CAN'T SEE ME
[8:37:41 PM] Sam Graebner: he's next to you
[8:37:41 PM] Charlie72: I have 60
[8:37:43 PM] Sam Graebner: "sup"
[8:38:22 PM] Matt: lol
[8:38:22 PM] Sam Graebner: at least it wasn't a critical failure
[8:38:24 PM] Matt: buttstroke
[8:38:29 PM] Sam Graebner: yeah i liked that
[8:39:18 PM] Mike Ranalli: Can I see if he has that rifle still?
[8:40:01 PM] RJ alban: staaaar trek fight music
[8:40:09 PM] Sam Graebner: NICE
[8:41:05 PM] Sean Henderson: HEY GUYS I MADE THIS http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7536/asdfklhg.jpg
[8:41:09 PM] Sean Henderson: THAT IS ALL
[8:41:19 PM] Sam Graebner: good work.
[8:41:26 PM] Sam Graebner: helping out the team haha
[8:41:30 PM] Sean Henderson: fo sho
[8:41:42 PM] Mike Ranalli: Totally forgot about my wrench.
[8:41:52 PM] Sam Graebner: damn!
[8:42:05 PM] Sam Graebner: and then charlie was a zombie
[8:42:20 PM] Mike Ranalli: "No Charlie. You are the room service."
[8:42:31 PM] Matt: uoy raeh t'nac i
[8:43:11 PM] Matt: frozen snickers
[8:43:22 PM] Mike Ranalli: For the low low price of 17.00 per bar...
[8:43:24 PM] Matt: CON ROLL
[8:43:53 PM] Mike Ranalli: And then there was only rape.
[8:43:58 PM] Sam Graebner: ...don't open the window?
[8:44:13 PM] Mike Ranalli: He gets to choose when he dies?
[8:44:13 PM] RJ alban: hypppooooothermia
[8:44:34 PM] Mike Ranalli: For... all of us, right?
[8:44:39 PM] Sam Graebner: maybe
[8:44:45 PM] Sam Graebner: depends on if you guys are alive
[8:44:59 PM] Mike Ranalli: Dammit, that's the last time I run interference on a crazy monster for you.
[8:45:04 PM] Sam Graebner: thanks man =D
[8:45:13 PM] Mike Ranalli: :3
[8:45:13 PM] RJ alban: http://www.venturefans.org/vbwiki/Col._Gentleman's_Lists#Toys
[8:45:55 PM] Matt: a line of coke
[8:45:55 PM] Mike Ranalli: Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12!
[8:46:26 PM] Matt: but to get the keycard you have to talk to the prophet
[8:46:33 PM] Matt: but the prophet only likes one kind of cheese
[8:46:45 PM] Sam Graebner: aw shit
[8:47:05 PM] Mike Ranalli: And the cheese is only produced by the unique cannibal cow that only eats veal
[8:47:22 PM] Matt: but it only eats galactic veal
[8:47:27 PM] RJ alban: ann veal
[8:47:52 PM] Matt: sean stop gaming in bed
[8:48:00 PM] Sean Henderson: I'm not this time
[8:48:06 PM] Sean Henderson: surprisingly
[8:48:18 PM] Sam Graebner: sorry guys
[8:48:29 PM] Sam Graebner: oh wait i have a walki talki
[8:48:32 PM] Sam Graebner: forgot about that
[8:48:37 PM] Matt: no one wants to watch you sleep
[8:48:40 PM] Mike Ranalli: :headdesk:
[8:48:46 PM] Sam Graebner: well
[8:48:49 PM] Sam Graebner: i'll call
[8:49:07 PM] Matt: AND SO ARE YOU
[8:49:07 PM] Sam Graebner: goodbye charlies
[8:49:13 PM] Sam Graebner: *charlie
[8:49:21 PM] Mike Ranalli: Goodnight, sweet prince.
[8:49:23 PM] Sam Graebner: it comes back
[8:49:25 PM] Matt: THE WINDOW IS ICE
[8:49:34 PM] Sam Graebner: the barricades are ice!
[8:49:39 PM] Matt: THE BEER BOTTLE IS ALSO ICE
[8:49:39 PM] Sam Graebner: YOu'RE IN THE ICE MACHINE
[8:49:45 PM] Matt: AND THEN A HAND COMES IN
[8:49:47 PM] Matt: AND YOU CUT IT
[8:49:59 PM] Mike Ranalli: Then Charlie was an ice machine!
[8:50:00 PM] RJ alban: trapped in the closet in the closet
[8:50:12 PM] Sam Graebner: you hear someone yelling about racoons
[8:50:31 PM] Mike Ranalli: Boy, I sure am glad we're only being hunted by a homicidal maniac. :3
[8:50:38 PM] Sam Graebner: *for now
[8:50:43 PM] Matt: he's actually in 1408 now
[8:50:46 PM] Sam Graebner: hahahha
[8:50:50 PM | Edited 8:50:54 PM] Matt: charlie = T-1000
[8:51:14 PM] Sam Graebner: he melts
[8:52:54 PM] Sam Graebner: RJ is the perfect pc
[8:53:52 PM] Matt: you're older than you've ever been
[8:53:56 PM] Matt: and now you're even older
[8:56:11 PM] Sam Graebner: the chorus of "nope" made me proud, guys
[8:58:20 PM] Sam Graebner: moving targets!
[8:58:22 PM] Charlie72: I'm going to be a popsickle arn't I
[8:58:50 PM] RJ alban: popsicle.
[8:59:00 PM] RJ alban: THERE IS NO K!~
[8:59:11 PM] Sean Henderson: that's actually his name. "Jakob Gunman"
[8:59:13 PM] Charlie72: My guy is german
[8:59:17 PM] RJ alban: i will murder your face.
[8:59:29 PM] Charlie72: Therefor there is a k
[8:59:30 PM] Mike Ranalli: Not before Ross does!
[8:59:47 PM] Sean Henderson: then would there be a c?
[9:00:06 PM] Sam Graebner: mike there's nothing tying you to these guys
[9:00:13 PM] Sam Graebner: go off on your own if you want
[9:00:24 PM] Sean Henderson: gogogogogogogogo
[9:00:33 PM] Charlie72: sprinklers!
[9:00:42 PM] Charlie72: In the WINTER STORM
[9:00:59 PM] Mike Ranalli: TO THE AXE
[9:01:10 PM] Matt: *batman!*
[9:01:16 PM] Matt: na na na na na na na
[9:01:26 PM] Mike Ranalli: You can have my wrench when I'm done, Robin!
[9:01:37 PM | Edited 9:01:40 PM] Matt: holy frozen hotels batman!
[9:02:08 PM] Mike Ranalli: I knew Mr. Freeze was a cold operator, but I never imagined such a chilling display!
[9:02:24 PM] Matt: PUN OVERLOAD
[9:03:25 PM] Mike Ranalli: Because going toward the light has never been a bad idea. Ever.
[9:03:35 PM] Matt: OH GOD
[9:03:38 PM] Matt: CON CHECK VS AIDS
[9:03:39 PM] Mike Ranalli: Delicious!
[9:03:54 PM] Charlie72: More like Hep C
[9:03:57 PM] Matt: her blood is surprisingly fruity
[9:04:28 PM] Matt: great rp there sean
[9:04:30 PM] Charlie72: Do it Bro
[9:04:31 PM] Mike Ranalli: IT'S GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
[9:04:38 PM] Charlie72: Make it Happen
[9:04:40 PM] Matt: dude it bromide
[9:04:48 PM] Sam Graebner: hellsyeah
[9:04:52 PM] Sam Graebner: we're getting out
[9:05:00 PM] Matt: SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER
[9:05:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: HELL
[9:05:18 PM] Matt: ah ha ha ha
[9:05:21 PM] Matt: what a story mark
[9:05:29 PM] Mike Ranalli: I've heard Carcosa's nice this time of year.
[9:05:32 PM] Sam Graebner: ITS YOU
[9:06:01 PM] Matt: it's a silent film
[9:06:11 PM] Sam Graebner: awww
[9:06:13 PM | Edited 9:06:18 PM] Sam Graebner: poor woman
[9:06:22 PM] Matt: all 30 seconds
[9:06:23 PM] Sam Graebner: a fate worse than death
[9:06:52 PM] Mike Ranalli: Makin' love... makin' love for two... makin' love for twooooo minutes!
[9:07:17 PM] Matt: survival city mk II
[9:07:19 PM] Sam Graebner: that ipod's sanity must be awesome
[9:07:37 PM] RJ alban: two minutes? what am I a straight person?
[9:07:59 PM] Matt: sunglasses
[9:08:03 PM] Mike Ranalli: "Two minutes with me is so much better because I'm so intense!"
[9:08:15 PM] Matt: i cram 2 hours into 2 minutes
[9:08:21 PM] Sam Graebner: gun shot in five...four...three...
[9:08:30 PM] Matt: here comes the blastwave
[9:08:50 PM] Sam Graebner: in his pajamas
[9:08:52 PM] Matt: i love clubbing in my pjs
[9:09:15 PM] Mike Ranalli: Well, if it's a rave he'll fit right in.
[9:09:31 PM] Matt: the strip mall IS MADE OF GUNS
[9:09:35 PM] Mike Ranalli: brb
[9:10:00 PM] Charlie72: THis Keeps Happening
[9:10:12 PM] Matt: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
[9:10:25 PM] Charlie72: Poor/Irish
[9:10:34 PM] Mike Ranalli: Back, what'd I miss?
[9:10:42 PM] Matt: badminton with a wad of money
[9:10:54 PM] Mike Ranalli: Nooooo gunsss my guns the preciousssss
[9:11:26 PM] Matt: i like how  i'm always exactly where I'm not needed
[9:12:34 PM] Mike Ranalli: Man, I feel like those dudes in the Prototype game. "GUNS? WHERE!?!?!?!?"