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Arje

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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 02:12:46 AM »
my best best friends brother(who is two years younger than us, and a cool guy) was coming into our town to look at our colleges.

we wanted to throw him a good party.

my group of 7 each bought two things of parrot bay, 1 bottle of wine, and 1 bottle of hard liquor.

the parrot bay alone filled an entirely empty freezer.

...yeah....yeah.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 02:16:58 AM »
Quote from: Arje on December 02, 2010, 02:12:46 AM
my best best friends brother(who is two years younger than us, and a cool guy) was coming into our town to look at our colleges.

we wanted to throw him a good party.

my group of 7 each bought two things of parrot bay, 1 bottle of wine, and 1 bottle of hard liquor.

the parrot bay alone filled an entirely empty freezer.

...yeah....yeah.


That's...impressive. Definetly measures up to the "All-Everclear" themed party we threw in August.

Everclear mixed drinks, Everclear shots, Everclear Gummie Bears...
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2010, 04:26:33 AM »
How did you survive that?  Isn't Everclear basically drinking hand santizer?
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 04:28:15 AM »
Quote from: crash2455 on December 02, 2010, 04:26:33 AM
How did you survive that?  Isn't Everclear basically drinking hand santizer?


Yeap, so luckily we only had to buy a single bottle for the whole party. Everybody just drank the super-strong liquor verrrrrry slowly.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 08:57:32 AM »
Quote from: Salkovich on December 02, 2010, 01:25:48 AM
I am not familiar with this slang. What is a 'Nebraska 2'?
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What you do is basically insert the name of a place before the "hotness" rating. Hotness is measured on a 1-10 scale, however where the girl (or guy) comes from also affects the hotness rating.

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