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Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« on: February 02, 2011, 04:38:30 PM »
If you could pick any two historical or fictional persons to fight, who would they be?

Why do you think your guy would win?

Tommy "Johnny-Don't-Touch-Me-Mudderfucker-From-The-Room" Wiseau vs. Austin Powers

I think Johnny would win this fight hands down! Did you see him man-handle Chris R. on the roof? What about his freakish strength when he sent Mark flying across his living room?

Oh yeah, my money is a Johnny...

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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2011, 04:54:29 PM »
Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison.
A contest of direct current, Franklin's channeled lightning against Edison's created lightning.

Nikola Tesla and Aristotle.
Fictional death ray against fictional death ray.

After both of those fights, the two winners team up against the two losers. Each combo combines their creations to create a new, multi-weapon, which are them pitted against each other.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2011, 05:06:11 PM »
Helen Keller vs Anne Frank

Keller has the RAGE but Frank has the eyesight and stealth powers
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 05:27:59 PM »
Jack McCoy against Phoenix Wright

I know where my money goes on this fight.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 06:43:08 PM »
Quote from: clockworkjoe on February 02, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
Helen Keller vs Anne Frank

Keller has the RAGE but Frank has the eyesight and stealth powers
I'm going with the original  Lizzie Borden vs. Anne Frank.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2011, 06:53:31 PM »
Robin Hood vs Captain Blood.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2011, 07:24:03 PM »
The Lindberg baby vs. the Hindenberg blimp.

My wife pointed out that one of these is an object and I hit her in her fucking mouth.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2011, 07:29:52 PM »
Quote from: rayner23 on February 02, 2011, 07:24:03 PM
The Lindberg baby vs. the Hindenberg blimp.

My wife pointed out that one of these is an object and I hit her in her fucking mouth.

they're both objects

your face is also an object
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2011, 07:30:03 PM »
Quote from: rayner23 on February 02, 2011, 07:24:03 PM
The Lindberg baby vs. the Hindenberg blimp.

My wife pointed out that one of these is an object and I hit her in her fucking mouth.

Cody Vs. Sam.

Round 2, Grudge Match.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2011, 07:34:29 PM »
I dress as a clown and Sam is paralyzed with fear.


As I type this, she keeps shouting "Sam wins! Sam wins because she has a vagina!"
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 07:43:54 PM »
Quote from: rayner23 on February 02, 2011, 07:34:29 PM
I dress as a clown and Sam is paralyzed with fear.

As I type this, she keeps shouting "Sam wins! Sam wins because she has a vagina!"

That does lean the contest in her favor.


Moving forward,

Gwar Vs. Lordi

Fallout Boy Vs. The Killers

Zombie Alexander Hamilton Vs. Cloned-Cyber Aaron Burr

Abraham Lincoln off of a penny Vs. Abraham Lincoln off of a five dollar bill. One is made entirely of copper and the other is made entirely of green ink.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2011, 07:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Tadanori Oyama on February 02, 2011, 07:43:54 PM
Abraham Lincoln off of a penny Vs. Abraham Lincoln off of a five dollar bill. One is made entirely of copper and the other is made entirely of green ink.

So green ink Lincoln would be some kind of T-1000?  Are you saying we should remake T2 with Abraham Lincolns?
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 07:54:52 PM »
Quote from: crash2455 on February 02, 2011, 07:51:25 PM
Quote from: Tadanori Oyama on February 02, 2011, 07:43:54 PM
Abraham Lincoln off of a penny Vs. Abraham Lincoln off of a five dollar bill. One is made entirely of copper and the other is made entirely of green ink.

So green ink Lincoln would be some kind of T-1000?  Are you saying we should remake T2 with Abraham Lincolns?

I'm so onboard for this.

Fonzi versus Chachi

All of Mike Myers' Characters versus All of Tyler Perry's Characters

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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2011, 08:19:09 PM »
Quote from: Salkovich on February 02, 2011, 07:54:52 PM


All of Mike Myers' Characters versus All of Tyler Perry's Characters



Three-way battle versus all of Eddie Murphy's characters.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 08:20:08 PM »
Syphilis vs. chlamydia vs. Order66
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