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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2011, 08:57:59 PM »
Humphrey Bogart vs. Clint Eastwood

Unstoppable force, immovable object, etc.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2011, 08:58:25 PM »
Stephen Hawking vs. Jan Michael Vincent (without Airwolf but with drugs)

William Hung vs. Iggy Pop

Leonardo Da Vinci vs. Crispin Glover

Ludwig von Beethoven vs. Justin Bieber

Gary Gygax/L. Ron Hubbard/JRR Tolkein/Homer/Hemmingway (all in their prime)in a no-holds barred battle royale with boffer weapons against the top 4 LARPers in the country.





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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2011, 08:59:55 PM »
Quote from: rayner23 on February 02, 2011, 08:20:08 PM
Syphilis vs. chlamydia vs. Order66

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2011, 09:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Robot Master on February 02, 2011, 08:58:25 PM
Stephen Hawking vs. Jan Michael Vincent (without Airwolf but with drugs)

William Hung vs. Iggy Pop

Leonardo Da Vinci vs. Crispin Glover

Ludwig von Beethoven vs. Justin Bieber

Gary Gygax/L. Ron Hubbard/JRR Tolkein/Homer/Hemmingway (all in their prime)in a no-holds barred battle royale with boffer weapons against the top 4 LARPers in the country.







Throw in Richard Garriot, and you've got Pay-Per-View Gold!

He may however actually have an unfair advantage,  being a member of the SFCA and therefore probably skilled in actual medieval-esque swordplay.

Then again, Gygax has a +3 Mace.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2011, 11:02:33 PM »
Mike vs. Bill.  :-\

Penn vs. Teller!
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2011, 12:20:26 AM »
Gordan Freeman vs. Duke Nukem
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2011, 11:23:10 AM »
Pat Morita vs. Laurence Fishburne
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2011, 12:02:05 PM »
Squirrel Girl vs Batman.

(Vic Sage) Question vs Rorschach

Marco Hietala vs Tony Kakko.

Rob Zombie vs George Romero

John Romero vs Uwe Boll

Lowtax vs moot
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2011, 12:14:21 PM »
Ross versus Caleb (IT'LL HAPPEN DAMMIT)

Adam Scott Glancy versus Cthulhu

Elvis versus Mark Twain

George R.R. Martin versus The Personification of Productivity

The Cast of X-Files versus the Cast of Fringe

The Taco Bell Dog versus the Coca-Cola Polar Bears

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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2011, 12:55:02 PM »
All of your moms versus my mom.

My mom is a United States Marine Corp veteran, wore combat boots, trained with automatic weapons and toyed around with the idea of creating an RPG game system (okay, that last part I made up)...

Raven McCraken vs. Anne Rice

young Dolly Parton vs. young Charo
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2011, 01:08:54 PM »
Quote from: Patrick on February 03, 2011, 12:55:02 PM
All of your moms versus my mom.

My mom is a United States Marine Corp veteran, wore combat boots, trained with automatic weapons and toyed around with the idea of creating an RPG game system (okay, that last part I made up)...

Raven McCraken vs. Anne Rice

young Dolly Parton vs. young Charo

Raven C.S. McCracken would reduce Anne Rice to sucking on his wang so fast Vegas Hookers would line up to take notes on his efficacy. SYNNIBARR FOREVER
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2011, 01:57:18 PM »
Not to mention that he also owns more than one gladius.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2011, 02:01:30 PM »
It's a Midnight Sunstone Gladius.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2011, 02:04:15 PM »
Everybody in Shadowrun vs Everybody in Cyberpunk 2020.
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Re: Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2011, 02:07:51 PM »
Not to de-rail, but something's always bugged me.

Is it glah-dee-us or glay-dee-us?
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