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The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« on: November 17, 2011, 07:49:49 PM »
Tom is quickly becoming my favortie RPPR'r, but that is beside the point...

Tom is cooler than you because The Most Interesting Man In The World asks him for advice!

Post em's up! Let's show Mr. Church some love!!!
« Last Edit: November 17, 2011, 08:57:04 PM by Patrick »
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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2011, 04:49:31 AM »
Tom Church is cooler than you because he ins't afraid to ask "WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME MOTHER!?"

Tom Church is cooler than you because he had cat pee on his dice and still rolled better than everyone.

Tom Church is cooler than you because I got my picture taken with him and not you.

Tom Church is cooler than you because he raped ChiChi with custom gold plated Springfield Armory M1911-A1 V-10s.

Tom Church is cooler than you because he writes fan-fiction about Mass Effect.

Tom Church is cooler than you because he doesn't play Lord of the Rings if he can't be an Orc.

I could go on, and I will later.
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Quote from: Setherick on April 11, 2010, 11:02:43 PM
I wish I was Tom.

Granted, you are now Tom.

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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2011, 07:53:13 AM »
Don't forget: not only does he typically play nonhuman characters, his characters are the most likely to do something completely amoral and bordering on sociopathy.
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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2011, 01:54:39 PM »
If Tom Church can't play a monster, he'll play a German. I'm not sure what that says about the Germans or Tom but there you go.
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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2011, 02:56:53 PM »
Quote from: Shallazar on November 18, 2011, 04:49:31 AM
Tom Church is cooler than you because he raped ChiChi with custom gold plated Springfield Armory M1911-A1 V-10s.

what the fuck is this

it's like some kind of random sentence generator
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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2011, 06:21:08 PM »
@ Z

Such is the legend of Tom Church, intense, varied, mysterious, and awesome.
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Quote from: Setherick on April 11, 2010, 11:02:43 PM
I wish I was Tom.

Granted, you are now Tom.

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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2011, 06:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Z on November 18, 2011, 02:56:53 PM
what the fuck is this

it's like some kind of random sentence generator

This was an actual occurrence in an early DBZ game that Tom was in a long time ago.  The story, as Shallazar stated, long ago entered the mythos.
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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2011, 09:40:28 PM »
Tom Church is cooler than you because he took pictures of his cyst.

Tom Church is cooler than you because he watches horror movies from the 80s..well and 90s too.

Tom Church is cooler than you because the first game he ran featured April O'neil and the Terminator.

Tom Church is cooler than you because he doesn't drink but his characters sometimes do.

Tom Church is cooler than you because he worked today.
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Quote from: Setherick on April 11, 2010, 11:02:43 PM
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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 05:18:26 PM »
Tom Church is cooler than you because his Yakuza character didn't drink (wait what do you mean I have to drink for initiation and yakuza stuff) had bigger balls than you.
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Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2011, 05:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Kelkesh123 on November 20, 2011, 05:18:26 PM
Tom Church is cooler than you because his Yakuza character didn't drink (wait what do you mean I have to drink for initiation and yakuza stuff) had bigger balls than you.
His character had more balls than that guy he forcibly castrated.

And then ate the guy's cheek with a side dish of rice. Because, hell, why not.
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