The RPPR Know Evil Fan Creation Contest

[QuickreleasePersonalitY]

now that's quite an Ode -- good show :3

[Erdrick]

Heeeeeey everybodyyy.

So I've been a long-time lurker, but the announcement of the little contest for Know Evil caught my attention, and I figured what the hey, may as well show my appreciation for this fantastic campaign by throwing some words together. Listening to Know Evil has truly been a joy, so here's hoping some of the crew will at least get a kick out of my little story.

I was going to try and keep things brief by only focusing on one of the cast instead of the whole team, but ... well, let's just say it wouldn't hurt me to have an editor. But regardless, here's a short called "Last Rites" (so named by my girlfriend, because in addition to being terrible at editing myself I'm also terrible at coming up with titles), starring everyone's favorite sociopath Lost member, Bartleby.

Enjoy.

[Discomonkey]

Wow, loved it

[Gorkamorka]

Way to good.
Making the rest of us lok bad

[Joven]

Eh, why not, everyone else is writing fan-fic.

-------

Firewall was sitting in the room when suddenly a virus. "We having to release the kraken on it!" Said Firewall.

So Preston and Bartleby danubed to thought where the virus on Venus.

"This having the make of Manjappa!" Shout Preston "TO THE MOON"

They danubed to the moon and a TITAN to come out and fight them.

"Off my moon" say the TITAN, but they didnt to make a leaving and shot it.

But a piece falling on Preston, "Oh no, I am TITAN now!" shout Preston who badly himself before Bartleby shot him.

So Bartleby danubed a backup Preston and they to rob a bank.

"My bankings!" yell Manjappa, and they to Earth to break it and killing Manjappa.

Suddenly Bartleby waking up, "It making a dream?" he said, but now a girl!

"You having TITANS baby!" Said Preston

Bartleby made a sadly "Oh no, but in love with Firewall!"

Firewall danubed Bartleby because didn't liking TITANS

So Bartleby crying and married TITANS, and they danubed the Pandora Gates to kill other worlds of aliens with their babies.

[Cthuluzord]

@Erdick

That was an awesome short story man. You should consider submitting that if Posthuman ever does a call for submissions to fill the fiction at the front of an EP book.

@Joven

You just had to go and upstage Erdick with a masterpiece, didn't you? I laughed. I cried. I've a new outlook on life.

[clockworkjoe]

oh god my brain

[Mr. Fantastic]

Hey, so I had this idea at the last minute for a radio ad for the campaign in the vein of 1940s radio adventure serials.  It didn't turn out quite the way I'd hoped, but I wanted to share it either way.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/46niifteeg04kz7/KnowEvilRadioAdvert.mp3

As a sidenote, Audacity chokes pretty hard trying to open five hour audio files in one go.

[BeyondSandrock]

Hey, so I had this idea at the last minute for a radio ad for the campaign in the vein of 1940s radio adventure serials.  It didn't turn out quite the way I'd hoped, but I wanted to share it either way.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/46niifteeg04kz7/KnowEvilRadioAdvert.mp3

As a sidenote, Audacity chokes pretty hard trying to open five hour audio files in one go.

I really like the idea of the adventure put in the format of an old CBS radio serial, though you may want to tweak the audio levels a little. It was somewhat hard to hear the audio from the games. Otherwise that was really nifty!

[Tim]

"We having to release the kraken on it!"

If there is one lesson we can take away from No Evil it is that there is no problem that cannot be solved by releasing the kraken on it.

[bidoof]

Last minute submission!  It is not really tied to canon or logic or anything, more like a Saturday morning cartoon version of Know Evil.
Here is a link to the .swf file if you want to download it and host it somewhere else.

[Capitalocracy]

Ha Ha, teaboarding.

[blue_hitchhiker]

Timely Tuna!!  YES!!

[clockworkjoe]

hahaha these are all amazing entries. This contest is going to be a bitch to judge!

[blue_hitchhiker]

"A Great Idea that I Will Not Do"

In Episode 14, where the team plans the heist of the Cleary and Dutch bank, Drew made the suggestion that the episode could be made better by intercutting it with the audio from the actual heist.  Ross, rightfully, dismissed the idea.  I decided to take up the challenge and created this mash up of the two episodes.  While most of my posts have been jokes or ideas I had and just wanted to share, this project was my own little labor of love for "Know Evil" and this contest!

Enjoy!

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B3QMJB0VxhOTdXlldm1oRWR2NzQ/edit?usp=sharing