What scares YOU

[Claive]

So... at the risk of performing thread necromancy, I wanted to put this here.

As I and many others have posted, things happening to your children is frightening, but nightmares are inspirational... so...

Your child falls and obviously cuts / hurts themselves and is crying on the ground.  You pick them up to comfort them.  You see that they have a small wound on their face.  And then a fly comes out of it, slowly the thing in your arms starts to crumble, it wasn't your child, your child is missing and you don't even know how long this thing had taken their place.  Did you even have a child before? your not sure anymore... but you feel in your heart of hearts you do...

Changeling the lost is pretty messed up.

[D6xD6 - Chris]

OH LOOK! A handy chart telling you which SPIDER is going to kill you in the USofA:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/174866398006627431/?fb_ref=344244102675563234%3Aw7iMeaGKcIt2VCaPMVOV#

True story: I was bit in the arm by a nasty spider last weekend.  I could not feel my arm for hours. 

The moral of the story?  FUCK SPIDERS

[D6xD6 - Chris]

well this was just lovely

I had a bee hive on my garage.  I knocked it down and found these!



Luckily, I made my sanity check and was able to keep it together. 

Apparently, the hive belonged to a mud wasp.  These lovely little critters find and paralyze spiders, take them back to their hive, AND LAY THEIR FUCKING EGGS IN THEM so that the little baby mud wasps have something to eat when they hatch.

In short:  FUCK NATURE 

[Kamen]

[Thorn]

A few years ago I woke up with a massive headache, stumbled into the kitchen for a glass of water and stepped on a baby copperhead (fucking posionous snake) barefooted. The thing slithered under a table while I nearly shit myself. Hell yeah I screamed like a bitch. I don't know many people that would say "oh look at that a snake".

I swept the damn thing in a box and murdered it with a machete.

Magically cured my headache.

[clockworkjoe]

nooooooooo

poor snake

[Mr. Purple]

A few years ago I woke up with a massive headache, stumbled into the kitchen for a glass of water and stepped on a baby copperhead (fucking posionous snake) barefooted. The thing slithered under a table while I nearly shit myself. Hell yeah I screamed like a bitch. I don't know many people that would say "oh look at that a snake".

I swept the damn thing in a box and murdered it with a machete.

Magically cured my headache.

Think about it from the copperhead's point of view, though.  Here he is, curled up in a warm spot happily dozing when suddenly a giant stomps on him in the darkness, chases him down when he tries to get away, and then machete-death.  Poor thing must've been horrified there.

Not sayin' you did the wrong thing, mind, just pointing out the mutual horror there.

[Thorn]

I suppose it was mutually distressing.

[D6xD6 - Chris]

This thread has become kinda depressing.

Let's watch this video of a horsehair worm instead!

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[fox01313]

Clowns, bunnies & the Sound of Music. Thanks mostly to It, the Night of the Lepus & horrific synchronized song/dance (plus a bad story) and anything that constantly happy all the time has something seriously wrong with it.