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I wish I was Tom.
Tom is an awesome writer who writes awesome things awesomely.He is also awesomely awesome.I thought maybe after meeting him I would think he was less awesome, but because it was Tom Fucking Church, he became more awesome.I think I'm going to name my Skyrim character Tom Church, I suppose he'll be an Argonian. I'll try to make him as awesome as I can.
Then according to Ross he'll have to be a human, because man is the worst monster of all...I actually probably won't make Tom Church my Skyrim dood. But I still love the big lug.And I don't believe recent allegations of his cheating.
So who owns the right to Tom's DNA and/or how much? ;3