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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #120 on: June 05, 2010, 02:06:38 PM »
Damn I just realized you had the perfect opportunity after that drug orgy.
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #121 on: June 05, 2010, 03:09:10 PM »
Yeah but I think Locke hooked up with the vampire instead.


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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #122 on: June 05, 2010, 03:12:55 PM »
Locke is such an epic character that I'm really going to have to decompress once Dark Sun begins. I've already started some ideas for characters, but Locke's voice will forever be in my brain, so I'm hoping that my next ongoing character can be a little different than Locke.
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #123 on: June 05, 2010, 03:15:58 PM »
http://www.penny-arcade.com/patv/pa-the-series/122/

This is pretty neat

although the new world campaign is better IMHO

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #124 on: June 05, 2010, 03:43:13 PM »

If I had a Dark Sun character it would be a Thri-Kreen thief/chef.

When he isn't cutting fools with knives, he's making phat sushis.
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Vortex: "Yes...that...would be...highly...illogical."
Thanos: "Your Star Trek references bore me."

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #125 on: June 05, 2010, 03:50:00 PM »
I have it on good authority that Locke is the first of the New Hampshire Darkmagics. The bloodline is inherently full of itself.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #126 on: June 05, 2010, 04:58:40 PM »
I'm hoping that my next ongoing character can be a little different than Locke.

Some buttoned down repressed evangelist against sorcery! You don't know if he'll soften over time, get worse and go very bad, or suddenly explode after a lifetime's abstenence.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #127 on: June 05, 2010, 05:15:38 PM »
Locke won't fuck a table... I know that much for certain, but he's entertained the thought!
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #128 on: June 05, 2010, 05:50:48 PM »
What kind of table are we talking about because I think it just depends on a few factors.
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #129 on: June 05, 2010, 06:19:26 PM »
What kind of table are we talking about because I think it just depends on a few factors.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #130 on: June 05, 2010, 06:45:46 PM »
What kind of table are we talking about because I think it just depends on a few factors.

What, like whether or not Pontifex tells him to?

aw damn...
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Me: (slowly raise eyebrow) "Destroy the Earth? That would be...illogical"
Vortex: "Yes...that...would be...highly...illogical."
Thanos: "Your Star Trek references bore me."

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #131 on: June 05, 2010, 09:43:13 PM »
Hey, we can ply at these factors all day but we won't know them until Cody spruces up his act.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #132 on: June 05, 2010, 09:46:06 PM »

My vote is for Locke to have an awkward relationship with the Gnoll Ranger female. You know, that kind of awkwardness that only comes after one REALLY drunk night that resulted in a quick conversation on waking that probably went something like this:

"Uh...wow...do you think we uh...?"

"...my gnoll loins hurt."

"Wow...um, I guess we did. I'm going to get dressed and go see if Tom's character's made his saving throw yet..."

"...tell no one, Locke. I have a reputation to uphold."

...and then as if by the hand of GOD (or the Raven Queen, punishing Locke) they ALWAYS get seated next to eachother at dinner.


why would Yagath (the gnoll ranger) say 'gnoll loins.

why would they hurt - you know locke would have been the bitch that night

what kind of reputation does a gnoll ranger have to uphold

so many questions - I think I need to introduce a sideways timeline ala Lost Season 6 to re-run paragon tier

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #133 on: June 06, 2010, 03:09:11 AM »

Well, given how Lost ended, all you actually need to do is apply the TPK then revisist the highlights biasing for everyone's lingering (or new) issues. Also, at the end Vashic(sp?) uses a Heal check on Locke to prove Locke was right all along.

Dumbledore killed Lost. I mean - spoilers.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #134 on: June 08, 2010, 10:24:00 AM »

People's noses bleeding. CONSTANTS. That would be hell to run.

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Thanos: "I am going to sacrifice the Earth to gain the love of Death"
Me: (slowly raise eyebrow) "Destroy the Earth? That would be...illogical"
Vortex: "Yes...that...would be...highly...illogical."
Thanos: "Your Star Trek references bore me."