In the days obits:
The Church of Haggart with great sorrow wishes to announce the passing of Cleric Richelieu whose great exploits in the dungeon will remain hushed dinner conversation for at least the next one or two hours while diners attempt to figure out why the Church has bothered to spend so much money in taking up a full page spread to elucidate Richelieu's deeds. Richelieu was a great converter of orcs, having bested one Jerry Falwell in battle instead of killing Falwell straight out, Richelieu converted him to the great adventuring Church of Haggart and the two set out for riches. Unfortunately, as with so many adherents to the Church, neither Richelieu nor Falwell live to this day. Richelieu was also a great befriender of magical talking barrels. His adventurous deeds will surely be missed as he will not get to enrich great Haggart by making himself rich. If anyone should want to join the Church and follow in Richelieu's footsteps, please send a small pittance to Grand Priest Pat Buchanan at 123 Golden Elect Way.
Hairy Fapper
Memorized spell: Magic Missile
Hairy Fapper wakes up at the inn and wanders down stairs looking for adventure.