OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[ugnis13]

Percival looks left and right of the bridge. If the river isnt that bad, he simply fords the brook. at a distance away from the bridge.

River safety knowledge
Rolling 1d20:

(: Total = 8

river fording
Rolling 1d20:

(20): Total = 20

[clockworkjoe]

Percival fords the fuck out of the river

unfortunately this ain't oregon trail

A giant fucking crayfish pops out to attack Percival!

He is surprised on a 1-3 on a d6

Rolling 1d6:

(6): Total = 6

[clockworkjoe]

there are actually Rolling 2d6:

(1+5): Total = 6

giant crayfish

They roll Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

for initiative!

[clockworkjoe]

oh yeah totally forgot

everyone who killed a bandit gets 15 experience points per kill

[ugnis13]

Percival

"Geneva damn it!"

initiative
Rolling 1d20:

(16): Total = 16

Percival tries to outdistance them on his horse, then make passes at them so he doesnt hafta get gangraped.

Attack!
Rolling 1d20:

(13): Total = 13

[clockworkjoe]

The attack harmlessly clanks against the armored shell of the monster!

Only one crayfish is able to attack Percival this round, the one that he attacked. It lashes out with 2 claws. It needs a 14 or better to hit!

Rolling 1d20:

(1): Total = 1

Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

[clockworkjoe]

Percival is pinched badly! The claw does Rolling 2d6:

(4+5): Total = 9

damage

[clockworkjoe]

Percival is staggered and woozy! He can still act but just barely

[ugnis13]

Fuck that shit! Percival runs his bitch ass away and uses a charge from the wand he picked up

Rolling 1d8+1:

(+1: Total = 9

[ugnis13]

the healing one from Hairy Fapper

[Murph]

Vandeerbeek

"Shit.  This bridge just got real."

[clockworkjoe]

Percival gets back to shore, wet, humiliated and with a nice big dent in his plate mail.

There is a low chuckle from underneath the bridge.

[Murph]

Vandeerbeek

Vandeerbeek uses ELVEN MAGIC to set the bridge on fire

Casting "Milandra's Flaming Hummingbird of Bridge Burning"
Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[Murph]

Vandeerbeek

"Vandeerkbeek conjures a small hummingbird several feet from himself because it is hot!  Vandeerbeek points at the bridge.  The hummingbird of flame, thinking with its small hummingbird mind hurls towards the bridge."

This is what Vandeerbeek narrates and what should happen if it does.

[ugnis13]

Percival, upset with his bitch ass ness, decides to challenge the troll to a duel

"Shut the Fuck up you cockbag cum shitter! i challenge thee to suck on my sword!"