OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap

Atilla watches as the knight challenges the troll to a duel. Atilla walks up to the knight and whispers, "if it starts to go bad want me to jump his tubby ass?"

[clockworkjoe]

Vandeerbeek hallucinates about casting a spell because there is no such spell and this is a game with RULES and shit. Look at labyrinth lords for a spell list.

GAWD

A massive two headed troll clambers up the bridge. Both heads grin

INITIATIVE TIME

Rolling 1d20:

(14): Total = 14

[ugnis13]

THATS NOT A TROLL! THATS AN ETTIN YOU ASSHOLE!

"FINE FUCKER, BRING IT!"

INITIATIVE
Rolling 1d20:

(16): Total = 16

and my attack, since im a cocky bastard

Rolling 1d20:

(10): Total = 10

[ugnis13]

if that hits, which i doubt, it does

Rolling 1d8:

(7): Total = 7

[Murph]

Vandeerbeek

Initiative!

Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

Vandeerbeek is still casting The FIRERY HUMMINGBIRD at the bridge

[Murph]

Oh shit, Vandeerbeek needs to learn to read.  RETCON

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper (50,115/60,000) and Five God (8,030/16,000)

"Five God, perhaps we should back up a few feet." Hairy Fapper and Five God maneuver their horses away from the crazy people trying to fight the troll.

OOC: Assuming I haven't had time to take a 2 hour nap (as per Ring of Sustenance, which Ross OK'ed) so spells as follows:

Spells

(1st Level = 4)
Shield
Ray of Enfeeblement
Enlarge Person
Feather Fall

(2nd Level = 3)
Protection from Arrows
Scorching Ray
Continual Flame

(3rd Level = 2)
Displacement
Daylight

[Murph]

Vandeerbeek

Vandeerbeek's mysterious amnesia kicks in again and forgets his magical training.  In a fit of strength and cunning he lightly saunters to the  troll with his sword!


Vandeerbeek closes his eyes and swings!
Rolling 1d20:

(7): Total = 7

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,046/140,000

Atilla sees the mage charge in with his sword and assumes were just all gonna go at it now!


INITIATIVE
Rolling 1d20:

(13): Total = 13

[Setherick]

Hairy and Five God

Hairy takes notes on the battle for obits.

[clockworkjoe]

The two headed troll, son of an ettin and troll, claws once at Vanderbeek! He needs a 2 to hit.

Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

The other claw goes out at Redcap! He needs a 7 to hit

Rolling 1d20:

(9): Total = 9

Both heads lean in and snap at Percival! He needs a 8 or better to hit

Rolling 1d20:

(20): Total = 20

Rolling 1d20:

(14): Total = 14

In case you were wondering, old school games don't have a thing called 'balance'.

[clockworkjoe]

All of the PCs fail to hit. The troll's AC is 4. In the future, Redcap needs a 10 to hit the monster.

Vanderbeek takes Rolling 1d6:

(1): Total = 1

damage and collapses to the ground in a bloody heap.

Redcap also takes Rolling 1d6:

(3): Total = 3

damage but is still alive, I would imagine.

Poor Sir Percival takes Rolling 3d10:

(10+2+7): Total = 19

damage.

[clockworkjoe]

Percival is quite dead.

FATALITY

[clockworkjoe]

Actually, Vanderbeek is at 0 hit points so he can still act. Only Redcap stands against the giant.

[Maze]

Harper

Harper who has been standing close-by looking puzzled at what is unfolding tries to catch the attention of the Ettin/troll.

He yells as loud as he can: "Hello there, good sir Troll! I don't want to bother you while you are battling ruffians, but if it's not too much to ask, how much would it cost for me to cross the bridge?"