OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[ugnis13]

FUCK!

i go and kick that troll in the goddamn teeth

donkey kick
Rolling 1d20:

(11): Total = 11

and my damage
Sorry, too many sides!

[ugnis13]

and my damage
Rolling 10d100:

(50+12+40+54+90+91+6+46+1+94): Total = 484

[clockworkjoe]

Kelgar the donkey doth strike the troll with both hooves.

FORTUNATELY

he is a highly superstitious troll and believes that an unseen wizard just polymorphed Kelgar. The troll hides under the bridge again.

YAAAYYY

HEX 2

The party journeys for a day. They are now deep in a forest. It begins to rain. and rain. and rain.

It is also getting dark.

WHAT NOW

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,045/140,000

Atilla Puts his cloak over his head as the rain comes down. "So, now that the knight is dead, um why are we out here any more any ways, this was the knights quest. Do you think the dragon has phat lutz!?" Atilla says to the rest of the party as he sits down to make camp.

survival (aka my tent/camp making check!)

Rolling 1d20:

(11): Total = 11

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

Hairy and Five God see that people are starting to make camp for the night under the torrential rain. Hairy mutters under his breath, "Sure, gotta rain the day I don't memorize Tiny Hut. Five God remind me from now on to always memorize Tiny Hut or get a wand of Tiny Hut or get a Tiny Hut I can put in a dimensional hole. Jesus. Let's make camp. Oh, goddamn, I don't even have Alarm memorized today. What kind of magician am I...guess will have to go with the old can and string alarm system."

Hairy and Five God make camp the best that they can.

Hairy Makes Camp
Rolling 1d20:

(17): Total = 17

Five God Makes Camp
Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[Murph]

Time to roll up a new character, with Vandeerbeek dead and all

Str
Rolling 3d6:

(3+2+2): Total = 7

Dex
Rolling 3d6:

(6+4+4): Total = 14

Con
Rolling 3d6:

(2+3+6): Total = 11

INT
Rolling 3d6:

(3+5+2): Total = 10

WIS
Rolling 3d6:

(5+6+1): Total = 12

Cha
Rolling 3d6:

(3+5+1): Total = 9

[Murph]

Renay THE STUFF TAKER

Thief
STR: 7   
DEX: 14   
CON: 11   
INT: 10   
WIS: 12   
CHA: 9

Pick Locks   Find/Remove Traps   Pick Pockets   Move Silently   Climb Walls   Hide in Shadows   Hear Noise
17                14                       23                                23          87        13               1-2


Renay is CN so he can take stuff.  Once he took stuff because he was THE CHOSEN ONE.  Also his parents are dead and he has amnesia.

[Murph]

Renay

Renay walks out of the woods and says "It's dangerous to go alone.  You folks look trustworthy.  I was on my way to slay a dragon that no one has mentioned yet"

Renay decides to try and take a watch in the dark woods and the dark night in the dark rain.  Rolling to see stuff other than rain!

Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

 

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,045/140,000

Atilla says, "well now that we have some what of a camp made up whos gonna take first watch!? ill do last."

[Setherick]

Hairy and Five God

"Since my companion and I only require two hours of sleep a day, we'll take the later watches if someone else takes the first one. Also, allow me to help with the watch situation."

Hairy casts Daylight near the fire (will last 1 hour).

[Murph]

Renay

"Since I'm already watching, I will take first watch also"

[ugnis13]

Kelgar

"hee haw!"

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,045/140,000

Atilla wishes he was still a dwarf as he falls asleep dreaming of that fine ass going hee haw, only his dwarven charm could win that ass over. too bad hes a skaven now.

[clockworkjoe]

LATER

The rain eventually subsides. When Hairy Fapper is on watch, a lone pilgrim, wet, bloodied and battered, staggers near the camp. He says "We were attempting to cross a stream when a flash flood swept through us. I was knocked down and barely managed to cling to a tree to survive. A wagon full of orphans is still out there! Won't you help us?"

[ugnis13]

Kelgar

"Hee Haw"

Kelgar the ass has now found himself with a new craving for orphan-flesh. He follows the man.