OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[clockworkjoe]

Room 2 is 30x30.

more random generation features

Rolling 1d20:

(10): Total = 10

Rolling 1d20:

(11): Total = 11

Rolling 1d20:

(14): Total = 14

Rolling 1d20:

(2): Total = 2

Rolling 1d20:

(11): Total = 11

[clockworkjoe]

Room 2 has 4 exits

2 doors leading to the north

1 passage to the north

1 passage to the west

MOAR RANDOMNESS

Rolling 1d20:

(16): Total = 16

Rolling 1d20:

(3): Total = 3

Rolling 1d20:

(7): Total = 7

Rolling 1d20:

(9): Total = 9

Rolling 1d20:

(7): Total = 7

Rolling 1d20:

(20): Total = 20

Rolling 1d20:

(17): Total = 17

Rolling 1d20:

(4): Total = 4

Rolling 1d20:

(6): Total = 6

Rolling 1d20:

(9): Total = 9

[clockworkjoe]

Rolling 1d100:

(3): Total = 3

[clockworkjoe]

Room 2 is empty, save for a badly dented helmet. It has 4 exits, 2 doors to the north (call them north door 1 and north door 2) and 1 door to the west and 1 passage to the west. All doors are closed. The passage is 10 feet wide. Everything is generic stone dungeon. A few torches, still lit line the walls.

WHAT DOES PAKOS DO NOW?

[clockworkjoe]

MEANWHILE AT THE INN

It is now Atilla Redcap's turn: WHAT DOES HE DO?

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Richelieu thanks Jerry Falwell for reminding him to search for hidden doors before they exit to the south. "You're such a good adventurer Jerry Falwell. Hopefully we can find some treasure through which we can enrich our God by enriching ourselves."

Searching for motherfucking doors.
Me
Rolling 1d20:

(13): Total = 13

Jerry Falwell
Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

[clockworkjoe]

HOLY SHIT WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THAT

a fucking secret door. Just staring at you. This one goes to the east.

WHAT NOW HOTSHOT

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Thanks his God - my God's name is Haggart - for this bounteous find.

"Jerry Falwell, will you please open this secret door so that we may hunt treasure and enrich our God by enriching ourselves?"

[clockworkjoe]

Rolling 1d100:

(83): Total = 83

[clockworkjoe]

Jerry Falwell the orc's eyes sparkle with religious fervor as he opens the door boldly. Surely his faith will guide him riches and protect him from evil! Surely, life will be better in the Falwell household! Surely, nothing could possibly go wrong.

Then there is a loud mechanical KA-CHUNK as a six foot long ballista bolt launches towards Jerry Falwell's torso.

Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[clockworkjoe]

Sadly, the ballista bolt hits solidly. It inflicts Rolling 3d6:

(5+4+4): Total = 13

damage on the orc.

[clockworkjoe]

Jerry Falwell the orc is dead. NPCs can't go into negative hit points.

But the trap is no longer armed!

[Setherick]

Richelieu (15/1550 XP)

"Oh, Jerry Falwell, you've died too young." Richelieu mourns his fallen friend then searches the corpse and the room.

[clockworkjoe]

The cleric finds Rolling 2d6:

(5+4): Total = 9

electrum pieces a spear and some crappy leather armor on the corpse.

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Richelieu places electrum pieces over each of Jerry Falwell's eyes and places the spear on his chest, crossing his arms over it. He then speaks to the darkness of the dungeon in a deep tremolo,

"It is always difficult to mourn a follower of the faith. But during these times we should be thankful for the life that our God Haggart has given us. A life to be adventurous and courageous. A life filled with as much swilling of the sword in our enemies as the swilling of grog in our tankards. Such a life Jerry Falwell lived before his conversion and such a life would he have continued to live as a member of the faithful. Poor, poor is it that Jerry Falwell will never again swill his sword or his grog. Poor, poor is it that he will never cry out and throw his spear. Poor, poor our we who must live in his legacy with his passing. In Haggart's name, we will pour out our poor grog and grope on groggily without him."