OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[clockworkjoe]

hahaha +50 experience points for roleplaying

[Setherick]

Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu proceeds cautious into the secret corridor.

Checking for more traps
Rolling 1d20:

(6): Total = 6

[Maze]

Pakos
Somewhere in the dungeon...

Pakos checks for traps on the North Door 2

Rolling 1d20:

(6): Total = 6

[Maze]

Pakos
Doesn't find anything and opens the door.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Shakespeare gets the fuck out of dodge. As he double moves away from the inn he considers it might be a good idea for him to get a god that he could blame for this kind of shit. And, you know, since he's a cleric might be a good idea.

Once outside of the radius of the evil cat and psycotic adventurers Shakespeare will consult the yellow scrolls for gods accepting clerics.

[clockworkjoe]

Shakespeare leaves like the coward that he is! The cat takes notice and licks its chops. So does the greater Otyugh.


Checking the yellow scrolls he finds a list of gods

THE ALL CAPS PANTHEON
HAGGART - LAWFUL GOOD - GOD OF PROSPERITY AND TELETHONS
FIRE GOD- GOD OF FIRE AND ANGER
WATER GOD - GOD OF WATER
SAD GOD - GOD OF 
AO - OVERGOD OF ALL - DIVORCED - M4F - SUGAR DADDY
JERK GOD- GOD OF BEING A JERK AND/OR A DICK - ALSO POPPED COLLARS AND EVIL

The 'We're places not people' Pantheon
Geneva - God of Conventions and War
Emergency Room - God of healing and protection
Pet Cemetery - God of Death, necromancy and Stephen King

The other pantheon
Antidisestablishmentarianism - god of trivia and really long words
Ka-Blam - The god of onomatopoeia
Arse-rope - god of intestines, farts and if you worship this god, I will kill your character immediately.

[clockworkjoe]

The door opens to reveal a passage. It continues for at least 30 feet. The torchlight doesn't go any further. What does Pakos do?

[clockworkjoe]

RANDOM DUNGEON GENERATION  doot-doot-doot

Rolling 1d20:

(: Total = 8

Rolling 1d20:

(13): Total = 13

Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[clockworkjoe]

Richelieu finds a door blocking his way after walking 30 feet.

[Setherick]

Richelieu

"Fuck me..." Richelieu prays to Haggart and then searches for traps.

Traps Again
Rolling 1d20:

(2): Total = 2

[clockworkjoe]

No traps on the door. At least as far as Richelieu can tell.

[Setherick]

Richelieu (65/1550)

"Well, here goes nothing." Richelieu opens the door slowly.

[Maze]

Pakos
Pakos proceed to eat a piece of the pie before proceeding in dark corridor.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Resolving that any god with Steven King in its portfolio is likely to be familiar with running away from scary shit, Shakespeare fills out the tear away/mail in application form for Pet Cemetery.

Shakespeare attempts to fill out the card but has no ink!

Shakespeare searches for a pen.

<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(17): Total = 17 </div>

[clockworkjoe]

Richelieu - RANDOM DUNGEON MUSIC doot doot doot

Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

Rolling 1d20:

(20): Total = 20

Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

Rolling 1d20:

(12): Total = 12

Rolling 1d20:

(15): Total = 15

Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

Rolling 1d20:

(16): Total = 16

Rolling 1d20:

(2): Total = 2

Rolling 1d20:

(: Total = 8

Rolling 1d100:

(12): Total = 12

Rolling 1d100:

(55): Total = 55