OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap

Atilla runs back to the town square and attempts to rally everyone in storming the Inn, "Hurry my fellows, I was just told that Merchent Garth is working with the evil sheriff and bandits, TO THE INN AND KILL HIM AND HIS LACKEY'S!"

Bluff

Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

"OK, ratman, just wait a gaw-darn-minute. Let's get some things straightened out. First, you turn the wheelchair bound dwarf into a full walking ratgirl. Then you try to scam people. Then we get attacked which I'm pretty sure is your fault as well. And now you want us to attack the people in the inn without providing a very good explanation. What do you good townfolk think?"

Counter-Bluff
Rolling 1d20:

(1): Total = 1

[Setherick]

Damn you again Ross for wanting to use D20 skill check rules instead of classic rules.

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap

Atilla just shakes his head, "I have told you this is my sister not a dwarf you can clearly tell that, you saw the bandits randomly attack us, and now I tell you the Merchant is conspiring with the sheirff that is out to kill us all, and you dont belive me. Fine go on your own path the rest of you come with me!"

Atilla starts to head to the inn.

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap

Atilla se4arches the bodys of the bandits before he goes to the inn.

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

Seeing that arguing with rat-idiot and the idiot-townies is getting him no where, Hairy sighs a big sigh and says to Five God, "I guess we should go procure some horses before they burn the stables down."

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap
 
Atilla looks back to Hairy while searching the bandits, "There you go assumeing things again, I clearly dont have torches and dont plan on burrining down any buildings, I just want the people responsable of these attacks to be gone."

[ugnis13]

Percival

"Why yes my good sir Harper! Come join our band! we are the noblest knights in the land, treasure, adventure, and comely wenches wait for us. oh, and badassness, thats out there somewhere too. our first task is to kill this goddamn dragon! then we gotta find a round table or sum shit. oh, and we gotta get a wizard. maybe that Hairy guy can be our wizard. this looks to be promising. huzza!"

Percival waits to see if the people with PC auras come with him, if not, he thinks he is badass enough to take on some bitch ass dragon.

[Setherick]

Ross is AFK this weekend because he's at some steampunk thing in Arkansas. He should have a post/update about it when he gets back.

[Boyos]

L2BLACKBERRY! J/K I know AK dont have cell phone towers.

[Setherick]

L2BLACKBERRY! J/K I know AK dont have cell phone towers.

They have cell towers. Ross doesn't have a Blackberry. A fact that I take advantage of at all times in making fun of him.

[kiki]

And I'm in Madson so we are all screwed. i'm working though so positng will be hard. If/ When I am not here Setherick can post for me . I trust him not to intentonally kill me.

[Boyos]

L2BLACKBERRY! J/K I know AK dont have cell phone towers.

They have cell towers. Ross doesn't have a Blackberry. A fact that I take advantage of at all times in making fun of him.

LIES ALL LIES THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN AK ARE BANJO'S AND PIGS ARE THERE ALL OUTA PIGS!

[Murph]

STR: Rolling 3d6:

(1+1+6): Total = 8

DEX: Rolling 3d6:

(3+2+6): Total = 11

CON Rolling 3d6:

(1+1+1): Total = 3

INT: Rolling 3d6:

(6+4+4): Total = 14

WIS: Rolling 3d6:

(5+2+4): Total = 11

CHA: Rolling 3d6:

(5+5+6): Total = 16

[Murph]

Vanderbeek the Arcanist!


CLASS = ELF

Str: 8 -1
Dex: 11 +0
Con: 3 -4
Int: 14 +2
Wis: 11 +0
Cha: 16 +3

INVENTROY
SWORD from FATHER WHO WAS KILLED

Vanderbeek uses illusion spells to hide the fact that he starts with -2 hp.  Vanderbeek is powerful ELF and cast many spells.  One day his parents were killed and he got amnesia.  Then he found out he was the CHOSEN ONE ELF THE BEST and his parents were killed.  He forgot because he had DOUBLE AMNESIA.  Vanderbeek then went to a creek where his parents were killed.  He was sad and swore a BLOOD OATH of OATHYNESS to kill whomever had killed his parents.  But his mysterious past was remebered and it was he who killer his parents.  So he stab his legs and guts and got MYSTERIOUS AMNESIA because his parents were killed.