The "real" Kirby.
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Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Grignr Gender: M Race: Anakim
Player Name: Occupation: Gladiator Age Category: Infant
Homeland: Level: Religion: Demon worship
Height: 26 Weight: 104 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 0 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Pale
Marital Status: Happily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Bastard Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, straight, oily
Hair Length: Shoulder Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Mouth, protruding lower lip; Altruistic, shows greater concern for others
Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:9/20/5100
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Chest
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
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PHYSIQUE: 143 +13
Physical Fitness: 98 -3 Sprint: 28
Strength: 233 +40 Damage: +200% LP: +18 Bench: 430
Bodily Attractiveness: 117 +5
Health: 126 +8 Vomit: -25% Ill. Imm. 83%
CHARISMA: 56 -45
Facial: 51 -60 Deformed
Vocal: 52 -60 Detached
Kinetic: 56 -45 Rough
Rhetoric: 65 -35 Avg. Speech Rate: 80
DEXTERITY: 39 -75
Hand-Eye Coordination: 16 -90 Precision: 1 foot
Agility: 57 -45 Armour: -45 Sec. to stand: 7
Reaction Speed: 20 -90 Deep sleep recovery: 7
Enunciation: 64 -40 Max. Speech Rate: 80 Time to cast: +120%
INTELLIGENCE: 84 -18
Language: 67 -35 Vocab. Limit: Woman
Math: 98 -3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 95 -6
Spatial: 78 -24 Unfamiliar assembly: 12 pieces
WISDOM: 43 -60
Drive: 82 -18 Hours Relaxing: 19
Intuition: 44 -60
Common Sense: 18 -90 Likely to: Attempt to kill a god
Reflection: 29 -75 Earliest memory: 1 month ago
Number Trait # Description
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1 51 The anakim has a robust jaw able to crush bone.
2 21 The anakim has unusually large genitals.
3 48 The anakim has the hooves of a goat. 2x kick damage.
4 40 The anakim causes humans within one foot to desire anal sex according to their sexuality.
5 32 The anakim is repelled by holy ground.
6 33 The anakim is only harmed by special weapons. Consult with the MM.
7 64 The anakim has a third eye in the middle of their forehead. Vision +1d20
Life Points: 45 Unconscious: CA:
Piety Points: 35 Magic Points:
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: Neutral Morality: Neutral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 15 Choleric: 50 Melancholic: 0 Phlegmatic: 89
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Choleric
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 38
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: Depression
Illness 2: Panic Disorder
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 12" Manhood Circumference: 4"
Anal Circumference Potential: 6" Nipple Length: 1/2"
Areola Diameter: 2" Areola Hue: Dark
Tongue Size: 2" Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 81
-------------------------------------Skills-----------------------------------------
Brawling 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Climb 5 + (-3+40-45)/3 = +3
Dismemberment 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Hewing 5 + 40 = +45
Impaling 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Intimidation 15 + (13-45)/2 = -1
Jump 5 - 3 = +2
Mangling 15 + (40-45)/2 = +13
Parry 5 + (-90-45)/2 = -62
Search 5 + (-90-60)/2 = -70
Seduction 5 + (5-45)/2 = -15
Sexual Adeptness 10 + (5-60-45)/3 = -23
Silence 5 + (-45-90)/2 = -62
Sound 5 + 8 = +13
Sprint 5 - 3 = +2
Swim 5 + (40-3)/2 = +23
Trickery 10 - 45 = -35
Urinating 5 + (8-90)/2 = -36
Weapon (Longsword) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Greatsword) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Maul) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Greataxe) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Trident) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Wrestling 15 + (40-45)/2 = +13
Yeah, like did you know that Dark Elves only reproduce in huge orgies?
Or that it's entirely possible to be a human being that allerigc to MAMMALS?
Or that the half life of the world is about 3 years?
Scholarly facts are what FATAL's all about.
0.0.3
Joseph wakes up lying in a gutter like all of the other gutters he's found himself in over the years. This one's pretty dank, but not as dank as he'd like it to be; he'd rate it a four out of five stars for dankness. He'd heard vague murmurings about the tournament around the town, and he liked the idea of being able to legally beat the crap out of the people who'd been mocking him behind his back for so many years.
He cracks his knuckles loudly as gets up, takes a piss on one of the sleeping bums who he thought had laughed at him behind his back the night before, and heads off to buy himself a weapon.Making a Urinating skill check (untrained; 3d10-26) after 8 hours of sleep and 3 pints of beer (1% of body weight).
Edit: result 17 - 26 = -9. GO FATAL GO!
Edit mark III: for targeting. ps tairngire is a fag <3
