I want to come up with as many jokes about the TV show "Lost" as we can. Here are the ground rules:
1) Nothing too dirty. A little profanity is okay, but try to keep it as clean as you can.
2) Puns are a plus. Work on wordplay because that is what makes a good crappy joke.
Otherwise, I have no other rules that I can think of right now, but I'm sure a certain someone whose screenname is related to a certain space opera that I hate will make me change my mind.
Here are my three jokes:
1) What is Desmond's favorite kind of pasta? Penne.
2) If Charlie's band name was named after a bowel afflication, what would they be called? Dry Shat.
3) What do you get when you cross the leader of the Others with a citrus fruit? Benjamin Lime-us.
I am very proud of this. Can't wait to see what you can do!