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101 "Lost" Jokes
« on: March 04, 2010, 06:49:49 PM »
I want to come up with as many jokes about the TV show "Lost" as we can. Here are the ground rules:

1) Nothing too dirty. A little profanity is okay, but try to keep it as clean as you can.

2) Puns are a plus. Work on wordplay because that is what makes a good crappy joke.

Otherwise, I have no other rules that I can think of right now, but I'm sure a certain someone whose screenname is related to a certain space opera that I hate will make me change my mind.

Here are my three jokes:

1) What is Desmond's favorite kind of pasta? Penne.


2) If Charlie's band name was named after a bowel afflication, what would they be called? Dry Shat.


3) What do you get when you cross the leader of the Others with a citrus fruit? Benjamin Lime-us.


 ;D ;D ;D I am very proud of this. Can't wait to see what you can do!
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 06:52:58 PM »
Quote from: rayner23 on March 04, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
1) Nothing too dirty. A little profanity is okay, but try to keep it as clean as you can.

What happened to the Cody I loved?

JOKE: If you can't watch that show then you're probably just LOST in translation.
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 06:55:03 PM »
I like puns better than dirty jokes. They take more time and require more thought.
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 07:20:02 PM »
I knew this was coming, ever since the facebook update...

the horror...

THE HORROR
« Last Edit: March 04, 2010, 07:23:05 PM by Wooberman »
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 07:51:49 PM »
Not mine, but still funny.

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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2010, 10:12:50 AM »
What did Jack say to Locke when Hurley ran away?

"We've got to get down to the beach and catch some Reyes."
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2010, 03:32:06 PM »
Quote from: IDaMan008 on March 05, 2010, 10:12:50 AM
What did Jack say to Locke when Hurley ran away?

"We've got to get down to the beach and catch some Reyes."

THAT'S what I'm talking about! Good work!
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2010, 06:40:46 PM »
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2010, 03:38:56 PM »
Okay, I've got another one. This one might just get me shot.

Where does Desmond keep his cigars?

In his Hume-idor, brother!
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2010, 01:19:42 AM »
Quote from: IDaMan008 on March 07, 2010, 03:38:56 PM
Okay, I've got another one. This one might just get me shot.

Where does Desmond keep his cigars?

In his Hume-idor, brother!

GREAT!!!! I loved it!
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
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Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
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