I just realized something.

[Sean-o-tron]

Paula Deen is just a cleverly disguised spelling of Paladin.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Who did such things to your brain to send your mind to these places, Sean? It's okay, your with friends. It's safe here.

[Boyos]

She is one of my fave cooks cus she loves to get blitzed while she drinks! I would follow her into any holy battle. Afterwords she would drink like a dwarf!

[Order66]

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[Sean-o-tron]

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I found it to be rather humorous and there didn't appear to be an appropriate thread to post this epiphany.

[Order66]

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I found it to be rather humorous and there didn't appear to be an appropriate thread to post this epiphany.

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[Murph]

Follower of the God of Butter, Flabulus, with her faithful ranger companion Bobby Paula Dean roams the kingdom of Fudn'twok...

[ristarr]

The descriptions of Paula and Flabulus ( the Great Creamy One ) make me think they have a distinct halfling flavor. 

Someone needs to check Paula's feet next time they see her show.

[Boyos]

Clearly you dont watch her show, no halfling could drink that much shes clearly dwarf!

[ristarr]

While I am not implying that halflings could hold their own drinking with dwarves, they have been known to raise a pint or three.  Now if it came to more herbal refreshments, I think they would have the dwarves off wandering/wondering in the woods. 
But in my original comparison, I was thinking more of the love of food than drink.  I guess dwarves can eat also, but can you imagine Paula ever making anything like dwarf bread ( http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Dwarf_Bread )?  I don't think there is any butter in that.

[Boyos]

ah yes but the best and easyist way to get a great food stock going in dwarf fortress is mixing 2 alcohol and making them into biscuts. So they know how to cook with beer and thats all that matters. Paula dean compeated on iron chief a few years ago and won by making 3 diffrent types of food with rum and schnapps in it.

[Sean-o-tron]

I also realized if you have a party of nothing but Warforged druids with Wildshape, you can make a facsimile of Beast Wars.  Think about it.

[Murph]

I also realized if you have a party of nothing but Warforged druids with Wildshape, you can make a facsimile of Beast Wars.  Think about it.

WARFORGED: CONSTRUCTS IN DISGUISE

[Boyos]

I also realized if you have a party of nothing but Warforged druids with Wildshape, you can make a facsimile of Beast Wars.  Think about it.

Nice.