Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta

[Dogfish]

Homo Sapiens is of the Great Ape family. You're all apes.

[rayner23]

But not many of us are "grape apes"

[Tadanori Oyama]

Homo Sapiens is of the Great Ape family. You're all apes.

Yes, I know. That was the whole crux of my joke.

[rayner23]

Homo Sapiens is of the Great Ape family. You're all apes.

Yes, I know. That was the whole crux of my joke.

Nerds.

[malyss]

Nerds.

Why do I picture a giant Cthulhu holding up a colourful orange & blue box and pouring people with pocket protectors and taped glasses into his mouth?

[Boyos]

he can only do 1d6 per round! we heard this in the an AP already!

[clockworkjoe]

he can only do 1d6 per round! we heard this in the an AP already!

True. He can only do 1d6 a round.

That is to say

He can only eat 1d6 investigators a round.

Only.

[Boyos]

They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

[Tadanori Oyama]

They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

I know! Anytime the sun goes down I've got investigators in my screen door. I need to set some traps or something, it's getting ridiculous.

[rayner23]

They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

You bastard. You got this song stuck in my head now.

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[clockworkjoe]

They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

You bastard. You got this song stuck in my head now.

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[Dawnsteel]

I know! Anytime the sun goes down I've got investigators in my screen door. I need to set some traps or something, it's getting ridiculous.

A bug zapper works great.  They gravitate to the shiny.

[Boyos]

Im a little scared that I make a quote from alians and the master thinks of an even more scary late 80s early 90s song. He truly is a god of horror!