The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[beowuuf]

Wish granted! Except you land on Boyos's head, corrupting his brain. When you explain the situation, he uses his incorruptable wish to fulfil yours. Unfortunately, that means his corrupted brain lands you perfectly ontop of Borat.


I wish that my power supply actually had a working fan, as I hadn't realised "it'll be the hottest day today" meant, in weather forecaster speak, "haha, you will be walking an hour to the computer shop in the rain."

[acronomicon]

I wish that my power supply actually had a working fan, as I hadn't realised "it'll be the hottest day today" meant, in weather forecaster speak, "haha, you will be walking an hour to the computer shop in the rain."

Granted.  Your fan works great, but due to poor mechanical engineering there's no actual path for air flow through the supply.  You'll spend twice as long troubleshooting random problems as some voltage rails sag when the regulators are pushed to the limit, all the while *knowing* it can't be your supply because the fan is obviously working.

I wish I had more time to read about Malifaux to decide which faction to play.

[siriq]

I wish that my power supply actually had a working fan, as I hadn't realised "it'll be the hottest day today" meant, in weather forecaster speak, "haha, you will be walking an hour to the computer shop in the rain."

Granted.  Your fan works great, but due to poor mechanical engineering there's no actual path for air flow through the supply.  You'll spend twice as long troubleshooting random problems as some voltage rails sag when the regulators are pushed to the limit, all the while *knowing* it can't be your supply because the fan is obviously working.

I wish I had more time to read about Malifaux to decide which faction to play.

granted you had all the time to read about Malifaux, and you finally decide what faction to play, but by the time you figure it out they game is played by no one.

[Setherick]

I wish that my power supply actually had a working fan, as I hadn't realised "it'll be the hottest day today" meant, in weather forecaster speak, "haha, you will be walking an hour to the computer shop in the rain."

Granted.  Your fan works great, but due to poor mechanical engineering there's no actual path for air flow through the supply.  You'll spend twice as long troubleshooting random problems as some voltage rails sag when the regulators are pushed to the limit, all the while *knowing* it can't be your supply because the fan is obviously working.

I wish I had more time to read about Malifaux to decide which faction to play.

granted you had all the time to read about Malifaux, and you finally decide what faction to play, but by the time you figure it out they game is played by no one.

And, what is your wish?

[Kroack]

I wish he had a wish.

[beowuuf]

Wish granted, he does have a wish, he just doesn't tell anyone.


I wish I hadn't fallen asleep at 9pm yesterday, I've been far too productive since 4.30am

[Setherick]

Wish granted, he does have a wish, he just doesn't tell anyone.


I wish I hadn't fallen asleep at 9pm yesterday, I've been far too productive since 4.30am

Granted. You are now a chronic insomniac, so you can't fall asleep. The closest you get to sleep is advanced relaxation exercises, but you never achieve REM.

I wish I had fallen asleep before 11:00, and that the cats hadn't woken me up four times, so I wouldn't be a zombie come 6:00.

[Mckma]

I wish I had fallen asleep before 11:00, and that the cats hadn't woken me up four times, so I wouldn't be a zombie come 6:00.

granted I have killed your cats and unplugged your alarm clock you sleep in untill 11am and miss all your plans for that day

I wish I had been posting the last couple weeks

Granted, everyone hates you for it.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework right now...

[ugnis13]

I wish I had a personal vocano in my honor that when it erupts it spells "fuck you" in lava

granted, you now have a personal vocano, whatever the hell that is. Too bad you'll never get a real volcano though.

i wish that AP testing was easier than it is

[acronomicon]

granted it is only very slightly easier and there is basically no differance

I wish for an orange

Granted.  However an OCD level urge to find something that rhymes with orange, coupled with the urge to kill anyone that tries to tell a knock-knock joke for fear it might be the "Orange you glad I didn't say banana" one, causes you to go insane.  You're gunned down in a produce section by police after attempting to hold someone hostage with an orange zester.

I wish that IC test sockets could perform more test cycles before going flaky.

[Boyos]

Granted! But due to the fact I have no clue what an IC test socket your talking about does and why its flaky in its current state your now siting 300 feet below water Good luck!

I wish I new what he was wishing for!

[siriq]

Granted! But due to the fact I have no clue what an IC test socket your talking about does and why its flaky in its current state your now siting 300 feet below water Good luck!

I wish I new what he was wishing for!

granted you now know everything to know about integrated circuits but your brain in incapable of learning anything else for the rest of your life.

I wish i had remembered to make a wish the last time i replied to this thread

[JonHook]

I wish i had remembered to make a wish the last time i replied to this thread

Granted! Unfortunately, you wished for pork chop underwear in a room full of pittbulls!


I wish I could afford to go to GenCon this year.

[beowuuf]

Wish granted! Scandal and corruption destroys the integrity of gencon, everyone pulls out, and the shattered husk that is left of the convention is now very affordable. It consists of two World of Synibarr stalls.


I wish the UK didn't have a hung parliament.

[clockworkjoe]

Wish granted. V blows up parliament. WAY TO GO MR. ANARCHIST

I wish I had regeneration powers like Wolverine.