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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #360 on: October 07, 2010, 09:38:01 AM »
Quote from: Dogfish on October 07, 2010, 06:56:53 AM


I wish I had the ability to condense time, get all my work done without the wasted time of distractions. If that could be turned into simply navigating youtube with my brain i'd be happy.


Done. You are able to condense time. Unfortunately you age also as rapidly during this time.
Congratulations! You've shaved years off of your life! Literally.

I wish my fridge re-stocked itself.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #361 on: October 07, 2010, 11:48:25 AM »
Done, I hope you like Vegemite sandwichs.
I wish my IT guys would fix my work internet.

(Holy crap it worked!)
« Last Edit: October 07, 2010, 11:50:06 AM by Flawless P »
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #362 on: October 07, 2010, 03:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Flawless P on October 07, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
(Holy crap it worked!)

You only think it worked. In the process of fixing it, the IT guys removed all the pron.

I wish I could think up better 1337 jokes.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #363 on: October 07, 2010, 04:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Setherick on October 07, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
Quote from: Flawless P on October 07, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
(Holy crap it worked!)

You only think it worked. In the process of fixing it, the IT guys removed all the pron.

I wish I could think up better 1337 jokes.

Gr4nt3d, N0rm4l P30pl3 c4n n0 l0ng3r und3rst4nd y0u.

I wish my work had half days.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #364 on: October 07, 2010, 06:46:11 PM »
Quote from: Flawless P on October 07, 2010, 04:14:56 PM

Gr4nt3d, N0rm4l P30pl3 c4n n0 l0ng3r und3rst4nd y0u.

I wish my work had half days.

Granted, you've been put on half pay.

I wish I was the shadow puppet master of the United States Government and actually got things done.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #365 on: October 07, 2010, 06:57:19 PM »
Granted, Before you can get to the real meat of the problem you must fill out Forum 7011b(3) in triplicate and then Fax a copy of your Mothers best friend from high schools ex-husbands college dorm mates Guamanian Citizenship papers to the French Embassy.

If aformention Mothers High School Best Friends Ex-Husbands College Dorm Mate is not in fact a citizen of Guam then instead you will fill out Forum 7011c(2) along with a copy of Esquire magazine and a bottle of 3/4 empty Clorox bleach to the Japanese Embassy.


I wish I that the above wish corruption didn't closely resemble my acutal job.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #366 on: April 07, 2013, 08:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Flawless P on October 07, 2010, 06:57:19 PM
I wish I that the above wish corruption didn't closely resemble my acutal job.

Granted, but it takes twice as long to get things done.

I wish I was sure whether or not rezzing this thread was a good idea.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #367 on: April 07, 2013, 10:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Setherick on April 07, 2013, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: Flawless P on October 07, 2010, 06:57:19 PM
I wish I that the above wish corruption didn't closely resemble my acutal job.
I wish I was sure whether or not rezzing this thread was a good idea.

Granted, this thread will now be subject to immediate de-resolution by the MCP.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #368 on: April 07, 2013, 10:43:59 PM »
Quote from: BeyondSandrock on April 07, 2013, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Setherick on April 07, 2013, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: Flawless P on October 07, 2010, 06:57:19 PM
I wish I that the above wish corruption didn't closely resemble my acutal job.
I wish I was sure whether or not rezzing this thread was a good idea.

Granted, this thread will now be subject to immediate de-resolution by the MCP.

  - End of Line -

Granted,

now you never go online ever ever ever

North Korea wishes for peace
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #369 on: April 08, 2013, 03:15:32 AM »
North Korea wins the nuclear war. There is now the peace of the grave.
I wish I was married to Angelina Joley!
« Last Edit: April 08, 2013, 03:30:58 AM by Gorkamorka »
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #370 on: April 08, 2013, 06:14:32 AM »
Quote from: Gorkamorka on April 08, 2013, 03:15:32 AM
North Korea wins the nuclear war. There is now the peace of the grave.
I wish I was married to Angelina Joley!

Congratulations, you are now married to Angelina Joley.
She's 97 years old with episodes of chronic gastric distress and has accrued a considerable debt with some very shady character who want to have a word with you since you are her next of kin.
Angelina Jolie on the other hand is still enjoying her long term relationship with Brad Pitt.

I wish that bodily functions sounded like their owners saying the name of the function (e.g. the sound of a fart would be you saying fart).
« Last Edit: April 08, 2013, 06:29:54 AM by Wooberman »
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #371 on: April 08, 2013, 01:46:52 PM »

Congratulations, the horrible truth is now revealed to you and everyone else: the only bodily function sounds were coming from you all along.


I wish I actually had a legitimate use for all the Reaper Miniatures that are soon to come my way :(
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #372 on: April 08, 2013, 06:56:24 PM »
Quote from: beowuuf on April 08, 2013, 01:46:52 PM

I wish I actually had a legitimate use for all the Reaper Miniatures that are soon to come my way :(
Granted, your legitimate use for all your Reaper minis is to send them to me, because I missed out on that Kickstarter.

I wish I could load skillsoft into my brain.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #373 on: April 08, 2013, 07:16:49 PM »
Quote from: Capitalocracy on April 08, 2013, 06:56:24 PM
I wish I could load skillsoft into my brain.

Congratulations, you have now loaded an outdated version; your brain is now obsolete.

I wish I didn't have this cold.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #374 on: April 08, 2013, 07:19:46 PM »
Dang it, you snaked me!

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I wish I didn't have this cold.

Granted: You have a different cold.


I wish I could purchase print copies of digital only games at my local game store.
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