Things that didn't seem weird until you said them aloud

[Tadanori Oyama]

Ever had one of those days when your penis just feels like it's mad at you?

[Setherick]

Me to one of my colleagues: "I'm thinking about joining the corporate world and then writing a blog called From Marxism to Marketing about my experiences as a grad student. I figure if I can use Lacan to dissect culture, I can use him to sell shit."

[rayner23]

Me to one of my colleagues: "I'm thinking about joining the corporate world and then writing a blog called From Marxism to Marketing about my experiences as a grad student. I figure if I can use Lacan to dissect culture, I can use him to sell shit."

I miss Burling.

[Dawnsteel]

My brother, to one of the mechanics:  "Do you know if Bill has a jack, offhand?"

[Tadanori Oyama]

From a newspaper headline:
"Jury tries shooting defendant."

[Setherick]

Me to one of my colleagues: "I'm thinking about joining the corporate world and then writing a blog called From Marxism to Marketing about my experiences as a grad student. I figure if I can use Lacan to dissect culture, I can use him to sell shit."

I miss Burling.

Me too.