The BP Board Game

[Setherick]

Two to four players compete at exploring for oil, building platforms, and laying pipelines to bring the offshore oil back to the player’s home company. Players take on the roles of either BP (Hull), Amoco (Bergen), Chevron (Rotterdam) or Mobil (Dieppe) in their quest for oil. As with other games focusing on offshore oil exploitation (e.g., Omnia’s North Sea Oil), there is also the risk that storms will reduce production on, or eliminate, one’s oil platforms. The first player to make $120,000,000 in cash is the winner.

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/16904/offshore-oil-strike

Just so everyone knows, my birthday in September, and you're looking at what I want for a present.

[Kroack]

Does it have a yacht based mini game?

[Wooberman]

Does it have resource rules for boiling spagetti and the concequetial water usage?

[Charlie72]

Do you  snort cocaine off a hooker's ass if you win?

[Setherick]

Do you  snort cocaine off a hooker's ass if you win?

Dear God, I hope so.