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[Setherick]

Ewen was born at 4:15am, July 22. He was 21 3/4" and 9# 7.5oz.

[Charlie72]

How many hitpoints?

[ristarr]

You are pulled from your pool and are getting pushed down a dark tight tunnel.
You feel something grasping your head. 
Make a SAN roll. 76. Not good.  You lose 4 SAN.
All of the sudden, shockingly cold air replaces the constriction. 
Your eyes snap open to intense white light. 
You are surrounded by enormous white figures with no mouth or nose, just eyes.
Make a SAN roll. 82 ... Maybe you should change dice?  You lose 7 SAN.
 You go temporarily insane.  You enter a catatonic state and just stare at everything.
One of these figures grabs you, while another cuts your feeding tube away with a sharp metallic object .
Make a SAN roll. 23.  Good roll.  You only lose 1 SAN.
The figure holding you lifts you in the air by your legs and strikes you hard on in the lower back.  You take 2HP damage.
Make a SAN roll.  Ohh, 98.  You lose 5 SAN and you go indefinitely insane. 
Your insanity is to cry incessantly for 1d6 ... 2 years.

Congratulations!!!

[ethan_dawe]

You are pulled from your pool and are getting pushed down a dark tight tunnel.
You feel something grasping your head.  
Make a SAN roll. 76. Not good.  You lose 4 SAN.
All of the sudden, shockingly cold air replaces the constriction.  
Your eyes snap open to intense white light.  
You are surrounded by enormous white figures with no mouth or nose, just eyes.
Make a SAN roll. 82 ... Maybe you should change dice?  You lose 7 SAN.
 You go temporarily insane.  You enter a catatonic state and just stare at everything.
One of these figures grabs you, while another cuts your feeding tube away with a sharp metallic object .
Make a SAN roll. 23.  Good roll.  You only lose 1 SAN.
The figure holding you lifts you in the air by your legs and strikes you hard on in the lower back.  You take 2HP damage.
Make a SAN roll.  Ohh, 98.  You lose 5 SAN and you go indefinitely insane.  
Your insanity is to cry incessantly for 1d6 ... 2 years.

Congratulations!!!

Totally Awesome!

And Congrats to Setherick

[Mckma]

Congratulations.  And a lovely birthtime if I might add.

So did you pick up those fuzzy dice to start playing with him yet?

[Boyos]

WHEW big boy! Congratz.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Clap clap, Patrick. Congradulations.

[acronomicon]

Congratulations!

[BeyondSandrock]

Congratulations Patrick! Cyberdance  in honor of the day:

[Atlas]

Congratulations!

[IDaMan008]

Congratulations, sir! May the lad's dice favor 20s, no matter the skill check.

Or something.

Best of luck to lil' Ewen in his exciting post-natal adventure.

[iceemaker]

Congratulations, Patrick! May you derive many experience points from the challenge that is parenthood.

[JonHook]

Congratulations!!!!   

[Dogfish]

I'd be careful with all the gaming related jokes, you're setting Ewen up to be an orphan, anti-paladin wielding a katana and that means no Patrick.

[Setherick]

Thanks everyone. Pictures will be up later today.

How many hitpoints?

Haven't checked yet.
Rolling 1d10+4:

(5)+4: Total = 9

WHEW big boy! Congratz.

Biggest one in the birth ward this month. Also, Karee did it without using any pain meds, except a mild narcotic that allowed her to get an hour of sleep before active labor.

Congratulations, sir! May the lad's dice favor 20s, no matter the skill check.

He landed a nat 20 with a foot to one of the nurses faces the other day when she went to draw blood.