My little home in the mountain (notice the entrance at the bottom and the balcony above)

used to be nice before I discovered the all-powerful bucket of infinite liquid.

Also, I think I'm onto something here, I was working on a glitch to accelerate my minecarts by having a little loop of two carts stuck together and turning really fast when suddenly, a chicken jumped into it.

and I come back at night to this:

How do I turn this into profit?