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Re: Dungeon Master Justice
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2009, 03:03:59 AM »
Castration! DOUBLE CASTRATION!

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Re: Dungeon Master Justice
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2009, 09:58:06 AM »
Castration! DOUBLE CASTRATION!

Typically when you castrate someone you take both testicles. So what's double castration? You castrate the PC and his buddy simultaneously? You make them castrate each other? I MUST KNOW!
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Re: Dungeon Master Justice
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2009, 10:33:21 AM »
Castration! DOUBLE CASTRATION!

Why not triple?
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Re: Dungeon Master Justice
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2009, 12:28:05 PM »
its where you tie them to a chair naked without a seat, casino royal style. after you've lined him up with his buddies you take one of those big Arab guys with a scimitar and have him take one big swing under the seats. we call it "pearl hunting", its like baseball. if you can castrate one guy with one swing its first base, two guys one swing second base, but if you can get all four it counts as a home run then every set you lop off while still maintaining your swing counts as a run. you only play three rounds. who ever has the most runs, wins.
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Re: Dungeon Master Justice
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2009, 01:04:17 PM »
I thought pearl hunting was when you jack off at the bottom of a swimming pool and then swim up and grab all of the cum so ovulating girls wouldn't get pregnant in your pool. That might be called "pearl diving" though.

Thanks Chuck Palahniuk for being the sick bastard who taught me that one!
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Re: Dungeon Master Justice
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2009, 01:06:05 PM »
I thought pearl hunting was when you jack off at the bottom of a swimming pool and then swim up and grab all of the cum so ovulating girls wouldn't get pregnant in your pool. That might be called "pearl diving" though.

Thanks Chuck Palahniuk for being the sick bastard who taught me that one!

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