: Setherick July 22, 2010, 05:55:05 AM
: Charlie72 July 22, 2010, 06:07:00 AM
: ristarr July 22, 2010, 07:22:25 AM
You feel something grasping your head.
Make a SAN roll. 76. Not good. You lose 4 SAN.
All of the sudden, shockingly cold air replaces the constriction.
Your eyes snap open to intense white light.
You are surrounded by enormous white figures with no mouth or nose, just eyes.
Make a SAN roll. 82 ... Maybe you should change dice? You lose 7 SAN.
You go temporarily insane. You enter a catatonic state and just stare at everything.
One of these figures grabs you, while another cuts your feeding tube away with a sharp metallic object .
Make a SAN roll. 23. Good roll. You only lose 1 SAN.
The figure holding you lifts you in the air by your legs and strikes you hard on in the lower back. You take 2HP damage.
Make a SAN roll. Ohh, 98. You lose 5 SAN and you go indefinitely insane.
Your insanity is to cry incessantly for 1d6 ... 2 years.
Congratulations!!!
: ethan_dawe July 22, 2010, 10:52:41 AM
You are pulled from your pool and are getting pushed down a dark tight tunnel.
You feel something grasping your head.
Make a SAN roll. 76. Not good. You lose 4 SAN.
All of the sudden, shockingly cold air replaces the constriction.
Your eyes snap open to intense white light.
You are surrounded by enormous white figures with no mouth or nose, just eyes.
Make a SAN roll. 82 ... Maybe you should change dice? You lose 7 SAN.
You go temporarily insane. You enter a catatonic state and just stare at everything.
One of these figures grabs you, while another cuts your feeding tube away with a sharp metallic object .
Make a SAN roll. 23. Good roll. You only lose 1 SAN.
The figure holding you lifts you in the air by your legs and strikes you hard on in the lower back. You take 2HP damage.
Make a SAN roll. Ohh, 98. You lose 5 SAN and you go indefinitely insane.
Your insanity is to cry incessantly for 1d6 ... 2 years.
Congratulations!!!
Totally Awesome!
And Congrats to Setherick
: Mckma July 22, 2010, 11:15:04 AM
So did you pick up those fuzzy dice to start playing with him yet?
: Boyos July 22, 2010, 12:04:51 PM
: Tadanori Oyama July 22, 2010, 12:38:50 PM
: acronomicon July 22, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
: BeyondSandrock July 22, 2010, 01:50:08 PM
(http://brighsidelair.wdfiles.com/local--files/admin:manage/Cyberdance.gif)
: Atlas July 22, 2010, 02:04:25 PM
: IDaMan008 July 23, 2010, 01:36:50 AM
Or something.
Best of luck to lil' Ewen in his exciting post-natal adventure.
: iceemaker July 23, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
: JonHook July 23, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
: Dogfish July 23, 2010, 08:34:39 AM
: Setherick July 24, 2010, 10:57:39 AM
How many hitpoints?
Haven't checked yet.
Rolling 1d10+4: (5)+4: Total = 9
WHEW big boy! Congratz.
Biggest one in the birth ward this month. Also, Karee did it without using any pain meds, except a mild narcotic that allowed her to get an hour of sleep before active labor.
Congratulations, sir! May the lad's dice favor 20s, no matter the skill check.
He landed a nat 20 with a foot to one of the nurses faces the other day when she went to draw blood.
: Setherick July 24, 2010, 12:09:06 PM
My eyes are open, so take the f'n picture already.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn119/Setherick/baby_picture1.jpg)
OK, let's do this.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn119/Setherick/baby_picture4.jpg)
Fingers, nom nom nom nom nom.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn119/Setherick/baby_picture3.jpg)
: ArtfulShrapnel July 24, 2010, 12:25:06 PM
Haven't checked yet.
Rolling 1d10+4: Total = 9
1d10+4? So he's a warrior with a an 18 Con? You better be careful, his BaB is probably higher than yours already Seth.
: Boyos July 24, 2010, 12:57:59 PM
: Tadanori Oyama July 24, 2010, 03:06:39 PM
: Setherick July 24, 2010, 03:35:18 PM
Haven't checked yet.
Rolling 1d10+4: Total = 9
1d10+4? So he's a warrior with a an 18 Con? You better be careful, his BaB is probably higher than yours already Seth.
All babies start out as fighters and then multi-class after a few levels. It provides a nice HP boost at early levels until you can train arcane skills.
: Arje July 24, 2010, 05:04:49 PM
I will immediately eat the 5000 XP, and Wish this new life good luck and good tidings. Perhaps some sort of extraordinary ability to cast Luck 1/day. I'll have to work it out with the GM later.
: rayner23 July 28, 2010, 11:32:30 AM
"Congratulation! You have born a very great thing of much joy! And prooved the justice of our culture! Now go and rest our heroes!"
: mathey July 28, 2010, 11:37:38 AM
: Dawnsteel July 31, 2010, 02:37:44 PM
: Kroack August 01, 2010, 02:20:36 PM
: Setherick August 02, 2010, 08:39:19 PM
I think we're all happy for you patrick
Thanks everyone.
Just letting you know that Ewen is leveling up quickly. He already eats 1d4 cultists at one time. Soon he'll be as strong as the Old Great One himself.