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General Category => General Chaos => : rayner23 March 04, 2010, 06:49:49 PM

: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: rayner23 March 04, 2010, 06:49:49 PM

I want to come up with as many jokes about the TV show "Lost" as we can. Here are the ground rules:

1) Nothing too dirty. A little profanity is okay, but try to keep it as clean as you can.

2) Puns are a plus. Work on wordplay because that is what makes a good crappy joke.

Otherwise, I have no other rules that I can think of right now, but I'm sure a certain someone whose screenname is related to a certain space opera that I hate will make me change my mind.

Here are my three jokes:

1) What is Desmond's favorite kind of pasta? Penne.


2) If Charlie's band name was named after a bowel afflication, what would they be called? Dry Shat.


3) What do you get when you cross the leader of the Others with a citrus fruit? Benjamin Lime-us.


 ;D ;D ;D I am very proud of this. Can't wait to see what you can do!

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: Kroack March 04, 2010, 06:52:58 PM

: rayner23  March 04, 2010, 06:49:49 PM

1) Nothing too dirty. A little profanity is okay, but try to keep it as clean as you can.

What happened to the Cody I loved?

JOKE: If you can't watch that show then you're probably just LOST in translation.

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: rayner23 March 04, 2010, 06:55:03 PM

I like puns better than dirty jokes. They take more time and require more thought.

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: Wooberman March 04, 2010, 07:20:02 PM

I knew this was coming, ever since the facebook update...

the horror...

THE HORROR
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: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: Charlie72 March 04, 2010, 07:51:49 PM

Not mine, but still funny.

(http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/TruePike/1267325691070.jpg)

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: IDaMan008 March 05, 2010, 10:12:50 AM

What did Jack say to Locke when Hurley ran away?

"We've got to get down to the beach and catch some Reyes."

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: rayner23 March 05, 2010, 03:32:06 PM

: IDaMan008  March 05, 2010, 10:12:50 AM

What did Jack say to Locke when Hurley ran away?

"We've got to get down to the beach and catch some Reyes."

THAT'S what I'm talking about! Good work!

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: rayner23 March 05, 2010, 06:40:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0O9NVCVMwo

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: IDaMan008 March 07, 2010, 03:38:56 PM

Okay, I've got another one. This one might just get me shot.

Where does Desmond keep his cigars?

In his Hume-idor, brother!

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: rayner23 March 08, 2010, 01:19:42 AM

: IDaMan008  March 07, 2010, 03:38:56 PM

Okay, I've got another one. This one might just get me shot.

Where does Desmond keep his cigars?

In his Hume-idor, brother!

GREAT!!!! I loved it!

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: clockworkjoe March 23, 2010, 12:41:53 PM

http://beatonna.livejournal.com/133238.html

: Re: 101 "Lost" Jokes
: clockworkjoe March 23, 2010, 02:44:07 PM

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