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General Category => Role Playing Public Radio Podcast => : Review Cultist January 28, 2015, 04:14:23 PM
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So I saw that reply on the Final Revelation's Post-Mortem episode and followed through with my response to it... albeit in my cartoon fashion. Hope people like it.
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/028/a/2/essential_salts_t_shirt__web_version__by_crazon-d8frmia.jpg)
Comments on how to improve it are always welcome of course.
Note: This is a scaled down version, I made the PSD file like 12"x18" for high quality reasons... you know... just incase. XD
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Excellent! Good work as always Review Cultist! I've had few shirt ideas myself, so if I get the time I'll draft up and post 'em here.
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I can't draw worth crap, so I'll just describe ideas:
1. Just text on a plain background: Ross Payton is a Horrible Monster
2. A d20, with the 20-face replaced by the face of Tom Church.
3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS
4. White text on a blue background: I'm not a cop. I'd have to tell you if I were a cop.
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3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS
At this point, we almost need a bulleted list.
Do not punch:
-Dogs
-Monks
-Sharks
-Undead Samurai
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3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS
At this point, we almost need a bulleted list.
Do not punch:
-Dogs
-Monks
-Sharks
-Undead Samurai
And then an empty bullet point for the next, inevitable thing to not punch.
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Technically, the monk was slapped, not punched. A shirt with Darlington moving towards the monk with his palm out shouting "NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!" would be closer ;D.
Also anytime I think about that scene, this is what plays in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4MWQbZdZQE#t=14m00s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4MWQbZdZQE#t=14m00s)
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So really all of RPPR has been an elaborate simulation to see which things can and cannot be punched. It all is starting to make sense although I wonder which of the things have been found to be in the can punch category?
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So really all of RPPR has been an elaborate simulation to see which things can and cannot be punched. It all is starting to make sense although I wonder which of the things have been found to be in the can punch category?
The Keys. For God's Sake.
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That is Fantastic Review cultist!
Another shirt idea: Shotgun crossed with a bundle of dynamite. A green triangle in the center. A scroll in a circle around it with the motto “Don’t read the books stupid” in Latin. Make it look like a school crest.
3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS
I was listening to the Miskatonic University Podcast, Live Play. They are working through Masks of Nyarlathotep. In the New York chapter (session 2 or 3, if I remember correctly) one of the characters tried to sneak onto an upscale property to raid their library. He was seen but managed to dodge the waitstaff and was close to being home free. Until the Keeper decided they released the hounds. Two dogs to be precise. Things progress as you would expect with the player whiffing every punch roll and the dogs doing what dogs do best in Cthulhu.
The kicker? This was a character who survived the entire Sense of the Slight of Hand Man campaign.
The campaign so far is pretty good. If you only listen to one episode, listen to Episode 10. They players experiment with magic and well...might have to flee England as a result.
http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/ (http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/)
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That is Fantastic Review cultist!
Another shirt idea: Shotgun crossed with a bundle of dynamite. A green triangle in the center. A scroll in a circle around it with the motto “Don’t read the books stupid” in Latin. Make it look like a school crest.
3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS
I was listening to the Miskatonic University Podcast, Live Play. They are working through Masks of Nyarlathotep. In the New York chapter (session 2 or 3, if I remember correctly) one of the characters tried to sneak onto an upscale property to raid their library. He was seen but managed to dodge the waitstaff and was close to being home free. Until the Keeper decided they released the hounds. Two dogs to be precise. Things progress as you would expect with the player whiffing every punch roll and the dogs doing what dogs do best in Cthulhu.
The kicker? This was a character who survived the entire Sense of the Slight of Hand Man campaign.
The campaign so far is pretty good. If you only listen to one episode, listen to Episode 10. They players experiment with magic and well...might have to flee England as a result.
http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/ (http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/)
Yeah...dogs, man. Thanks for reminding me of that. And I didn't know that they'd posted more since I last checked! Thanks!
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Another shirt idea:
An elaborate katana or greatsword, intricately inscribed: "Orphanbane"
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Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?
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Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?
"Oooh, my new shirt arrived! Oh, hello officer... yeah, I know my rights. I'll get in the back."
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From the Introduction thread.
A checklist that reads:
_Grad School
_Cats
_Beer
_Role Playing Public Radio
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Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?
"Oooh, my new shirt arrived! Oh, hello officer... yeah, I know my rights. I'll get in the back."
I think we're missing the obvious shirt idea from this:
"Does This SHIRT Smell Like Chloroform To You?"
XD
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Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?
"Oooh, my new shirt arrived! Oh, hello officer... yeah, I know my rights. I'll get in the back."
I think we're missing the obvious shirt idea from this:
"Does This SHIRT Smell Like Chloroform To You?"
XD
Only if we write on the back "If you can read this, I'm probably unconscious. Please help me up."
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Oh I am so rendering that shirt. XD
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"You gotta tell me if you're a cop."
-RPPR
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"Less-lethal takedowns and their pros and cons"
Chloroform, tazer, blow to the head, chokehold, etc.
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I liked the idea from episode 103.
"So I'm just like, fuck it."
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I liked the idea from episode 103.
"So I'm just like, fuck it."
Just layer that over Ross' author headshot, DONE!
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I liked the idea from episode 103.
"So I'm just like, fuck it."
What was that quote in reference to?
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If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's your attitude towards adding stuff into the Masks campaign, "So I'm just like, fuck it" and Caleb says we should make that a shirt with your face on it.
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Exactly that. You'd mentioned running Masks pretty much out of the book but when adding stuff from other books, it had become, "I'm just like, fuck it, I'm going to add all sorts of material to it." It's right around the 100 minute mark.
"Just because the characters have full access to the plot doesn't mean they won't gun down Charlie Chaplain" was the other shirt suggestion from that episode.
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From the RPPR after hours #3 where Caleb fails his san check upon being presented with the majesty (horror) that is Nightbane/Rifts/Palladium
"I'm a thirteenth level Contrarian!"
Holy shit this episode is fantastic.
"Gamers in the Mist" (on the back) "You can identify the leader by the size of his neckbeard"
"Debating Palladium like the Talmud"
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Is Gencon going to turn into "Your not a true fan if you don't have a quote t-shirt on!" or rather more optimistically: "Would you like to join our cult? Here's a T-shirt!" XD
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"Would you like to join our cult? Here's a T-shirt!"
I am interested in your product and/or service and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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"I went to the Dreamlands and all I got was this bong."
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And on the back "Heroin or Cthulhu" from Masks of Nyarlathotep Episode 5.
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From Masks of Nyarlathotep 5 (1:58:35):
"Okay, so, THIS is used to clean your teeth!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Webley_Military_Mark_IV_1793.jpg/295px-Webley_Military_Mark_IV_1793.jpg)
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A cartoon Chirop eagerly watches Norm order a latte from outside a window.
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From Dungeon Crawl Classics
"We make the bugbears into a sweatshop"
"We still got a goose dude, we're fine."
"Dude, look at the quads on the Chaos Lord! He does not skip leg day."
And of course the best
"Are you a mimic? You have to tell me if you are a mimic."
Ross had a really evil one in Duality episode 15. It was something like "If you want a moxie, you have to kill witnesses." His phrasing was much more amusing.
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(front)
The image of the wonderful "shark knifing" incident from RPPR illustrated.
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"Warning: Listening to RPPR may cause side effects such as: Shark-fighting, Dog-punching, Horrible-monstering, and a sense of increasing all-encompassing cosmic dread. If you should experience any of these symptoms(or dog punching lasting longer than 4 combat rounds), please see your party doctor/psychiatrist." Ia. Ia.
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(front)
The image of the wonderful "shark knifing" incident from RPPR illustrated.
(/Back)
"Warning: Listening to RPPR may cause side effects such as: Shark-fighting, Dog-punching, Horrible-monstering, and a sense of increasing all-encompassing cosmic dread. If you should experience any of these symptoms(or dog punching lasting longer than 4 combat rounds), please see your party doctor/psychiatrist." Ia. Ia.
Yes please!
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(front)
The image of the wonderful "shark knifing" incident from RPPR illustrated.
(/Back)
"Warning: Listening to RPPR may cause side effects such as: Shark-fighting, Dog-punching, Horrible-monstering, and a sense of increasing all-encompassing cosmic dread. If you should experience any of these symptoms(or dog punching lasting longer than 4 combat rounds), please see your party doctor/psychiatrist." Ia. Ia.
Can we add "Murder-hoboing" "Arson" and "High Treason" to the list of things it can cause?
Yes please!
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I wasn't sure how much would fit on a shirt as it was, David. But yes, adding those would be Awwww-sooooome!