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: Hey Patrick...
: +1 Hat May 16, 2010, 12:43:54 AM
I'm currently out drinking with Jonny Carter. He just mentioned how you taught him about pederasty while serving him alchohol. Response?



Edit: misspelling is the curse of demon rum.


: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Setherick May 16, 2010, 07:30:56 AM
I don't remember drinking with John Carter.  ???
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: +1 Hat May 16, 2010, 09:49:37 AM
Apparently that may not be all you don't remember, eh?

Dunno, I will ask him for further details. Mostly seemed like a fun thing to toss onto the forum.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Setherick May 16, 2010, 04:12:51 PM
Yes, please provide the details.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: rayner23 May 17, 2010, 08:58:11 AM
I'll take "Things that could have easily been resolved in a private message" for $200, Alex.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Dogfish May 17, 2010, 09:27:08 AM
I'll take "Things that could have easily been resolved in a private message" for $200, Alex.

Sorry that's the wrong answer, what you should of said is "Call your friends to talk to them, it's faster". Better luck next time folks.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: +1 Hat May 17, 2010, 09:48:43 AM
I'll take "Things that could have easily been resolved in a private message" for $200, Alex.

Sorry that's the wrong answer, what you should of said is "Call your friends to talk to them, it's faster". Better luck next time folks.

*Sigh...*

Pederasty? (Underage?) Drinking? Humor? Anybody?

It was funny at the time, though I was deeply into a fish bowl myself, so maybe it needs booze to be funny.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: rayner23 May 17, 2010, 11:09:48 AM
I still think it's funny. I was just joshin'.



Wait . . . fishbowl? I haven't had one since . . . I don't remember. That's how you know it was good. I love fishbowl alcohol because it shouldn't be classy, but it is, somehow.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: FuzzyDan May 17, 2010, 01:17:35 PM
I had two that night.  And a vodka/gin martini, anda couple import beers.  And a car bomb.

-Dan, classy alcoholic since 2006
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: rayner23 May 17, 2010, 03:34:41 PM
Dan, you're a bear of a man and you need all of that alcohol just to get buzzed.

And to forget . . . always to forget . . .
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Setherick May 17, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
Pederasty? (Underage?) Drinking? Humor? Anybody?

It was funny at the time, though I was deeply into a fish bowl myself, so maybe it needs booze to be funny.

Yeah, I'm sure this is referring to another Patrick now because I've never supplied alcohol for someone underage.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Boyos May 18, 2010, 12:39:38 AM
Pederasty? (Underage?) Drinking? Humor? Anybody?

It was funny at the time, though I was deeply into a fish bowl myself, so maybe it needs booze to be funny.

Yeah, I'm sure this is referring to another Patrick now because I've never supplied alcohol for someone underage.


RRRRIIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT, and every man in the world is Happly in love with someone.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: +1 Hat May 19, 2010, 12:35:14 AM
Clarifications inbound.

Apparently, it was a single glass of something John explained as being call Terrible, but pronounced in a bad French accent - stressed second syllable, neutral vowel in final syllable, etc. I go to these lengths because I'm unaware of the hooch in question, and the results for Googling 'terrible booze' are mind numbing in more ways than one. As for his age at the time, that was just assumption on my part, as I thought you'd been out pf town since before he was 21.

As for pederasty, apparently that was a different time.

In short *Gilbert Godfried voice* I'm sorry I said Patrick gave a younger man booze and taught him about pederasty, because that's not how it happened. Please don't tell anyone else that Patrick gave a younger man booze and taught him about pederasty, that's not true. So let's all forget that I ever said that Patrick gave booze to a younger man and taught him about pederasty - after all, rumors get started that way! *end Gilbert Godfried voice*
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: +1 Hat May 19, 2010, 12:44:55 AM
In other news, sorry guys, fishbowls are classy only in the way that yacht rock is - that is, not at all, but trying ever so hard to be. They're also a bad thing to tackle alone, and a poor combination with Guiness fondue.

...and yet, like the Bacconator or Cheezie's pizza, I know some day I'll end up craving another, like some maddeningly captivating cosmic horror drink from a later-day Lovecraft's frat years.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Setherick May 19, 2010, 07:25:40 AM
Terrible is a beer by the Canadian brewery Unibroue, who also makes La Fin Du Monde and Trois Pistoles. While I'm a big fan of La Fin Du Monde, my beer should never taste of cherries.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: +1 Hat May 19, 2010, 10:49:39 AM
my beer should never taste of cherries.

Fair warning: I expect Dan to declare these fighting words as soon as he sees them. Man loves his Castille Rouge.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Setherick May 19, 2010, 12:52:32 PM
my beer should never taste of cherries.

Fair warning: I expect Dan to declare these fighting words as soon as he sees them. Man loves his Castille Rouge.

Dan has the size advantage, but I have the speed.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: FuzzyDan May 19, 2010, 01:19:01 PM
Kasteel drinks like juice with nearly 9% alcohol content.  Now to balance the equation, I also enjoy a nice loaf of Guinness, Blue Moon, local microbrews, pretty much anything that's not made in the US.  Now I will drink Bud (Golden Wheat, preferably) or Coors when there's nothing else available or if someone else is paying.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: rayner23 May 19, 2010, 01:44:11 PM
I'm in love with Boulevard wheat (the official beer of the the League 1988 game!) but Blue Moon is also pretty fucking tasty.

I will admit that when I'm at a concert, my wife and I like to drink PBR because it's the best deal and that shit will get you drunk (it just takes longer than real beer).
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Tom Church May 19, 2010, 03:12:12 PM
I DON'T DRINK!
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Setherick May 19, 2010, 03:26:19 PM
[quote author=rayner23 link=topic=741.msg14821#msg14821 date=1274291051
I will admit that when I'm at a concert, my wife and I like to drink PBR because it's the best deal and that shit will get you drunk (it just takes longer than real beer).
[/quote]

There could be more PBR beer signs in Milwaukee than Miller beer signs, which is saying something.
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Tadanori Oyama May 19, 2010, 07:46:54 PM
Fair warning: I expect Dan to declare these fighting words as soon as he sees them. Man loves his Castille Rouge.
Dan has the size advantage, but I have the speed.

That and like a hundred mile head start, right?
: Re: Hey Patrick...
: Boyos May 20, 2010, 12:37:22 AM
Nothing beats a Sam Adams Oktober feast beer. I have tryed meny beers in my life, and none add up to it.