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General Category => General Chaos => : Salkovich December 02, 2010, 12:45:18 AM
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Hey guys! I'm accidentally drunk. Let's discuss drinking and drinking hijinks. Alternatively, ask me questions! I will answer them. (Warning: Answers may be complete lies.)
(If this thread is inappropriate, then I apologize.)
EDIT: I will also continue to answer your questions later, when I am no longer drunk. Answers may continue to be lies, however.
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Have you ever actually thrown a karate chop as a defensive measure?
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Have you ever actually thrown a karate chop as a defensive measure?
Yes! In seventh grade. It hit the guy in the throat and nearly crushed his windpipe. He became my best friend afterwards.
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drunk on what?
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drunk on what?
'2 Below', a New Belgian Ale, and Maker's Mark Whisky.
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Women with hairy nipples: Exotic or Disgusting?
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Women with hairy nipples: Exotic or Disgusting?
Both? Never encountered such a thing.
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I guess there's no way of convincing y'all that ole Robot Master's never been with a "Nebraska 2" at this point...
<insert sad music>
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I guess there's no way of convincing y'all that ole Robot Master's never been with a "Nebraska 2" at this point...
<insert sad music>
I am not familiar with this slang. What is a 'Nebraska 2'?
BREAKING THE MOLD HERE, PEOPLE.
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have you killed a man just to watch him die
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have you killed a man just to watch him die
YES. Motherfucker stole my lunch money.
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One time i was so drunk i thought it would be a good idea to doublefist blackberry wine and tequila, both straight from the bottle.
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One time i was so drunk i thought it would be a good idea to doublefist blackberry wine and tequila, both straight from the bottle.
OUCH. I've done that with a vodka screwdriver and whiskey before, but never straight from the bottle. Your hangover must have been the most epic.
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I'm quite positive (and was told by a nurse) that I had mild liquor poisoning. I couldn't hold down ...water... for two days.
It was awful.
(the double booze bottle extravaganza happened when i was already trashed on rum. so yeah.)
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I'm quite positive (and was told by a nurse) that I had mild liquor poisoning. I couldn't hold down ...water... for two days.
It was awful.
(the double booze bottle extravaganza happened when i was already trashed on rum. so yeah.)
I really, really, REALLY hope there was a reason for this.
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my best best friends brother(who is two years younger than us, and a cool guy) was coming into our town to look at our colleges.
we wanted to throw him a good party.
my group of 7 each bought two things of parrot bay, 1 bottle of wine, and 1 bottle of hard liquor.
the parrot bay alone filled an entirely empty freezer.
...yeah....yeah.
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my best best friends brother(who is two years younger than us, and a cool guy) was coming into our town to look at our colleges.
we wanted to throw him a good party.
my group of 7 each bought two things of parrot bay, 1 bottle of wine, and 1 bottle of hard liquor.
the parrot bay alone filled an entirely empty freezer.
...yeah....yeah.
That's...impressive. Definetly measures up to the "All-Everclear" themed party we threw in August.
Everclear mixed drinks, Everclear shots, Everclear Gummie Bears...
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How did you survive that? Isn't Everclear basically drinking hand santizer?
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How did you survive that? Isn't Everclear basically drinking hand santizer?
Yeap, so luckily we only had to buy a single bottle for the whole party. Everybody just drank the super-strong liquor verrrrrry slowly.
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I am not familiar with this slang. What is a 'Nebraska 2'?
BREAKING THE MOLD HERE, PEOPLE.
Alright this is not an EXACT science but I'll try my best here.
What you do is basically insert the name of a place before the "hotness" rating. Hotness is measured on a 1-10 scale, however where the girl (or guy) comes from also affects the hotness rating.
For example, which do you think is more attractive?: A Las Vegas 8 or a Sioux City 8? An "8" can mean something totally different depending on where you are.
A Mumbai 1, for example, is pretty bad compared to a Manhattan 9.