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General Category => General Chaos => : Order66 October 28, 2010, 01:56:54 AM
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Three drow walk in to a bar. It's okay, because they're Chaotic Good Rangers who strive to coexist peacefully in a world that rejects them on sight. Just like their 80 bajillion cousins.
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Three vampires walk into a bar. It's okay, because they're angst-ridden katana wielding anti-heroes clad in trenchcoats and their own bestial rage. Just like their eleventy billion crime fighting cousins.
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Three Irish guys walk into a bar. It's okay, because they're friends with the owner and they've just come to redecorate the place. Just like their five cousins.
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Three first level adventurers walk into a bar. It's okay because they're going to let each other know that their families were slaughtered and they survived by living with the equivalent of the thieves guild. Also the barkeep will probably give them a quest.
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Three priests walk into a bar, but it's OK because the fourth ducks.
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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar.
The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine."
The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine."
The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"
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Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin asks the other "Hot enough for ya?"
The other muffin responds "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Two Pretzels are walking down the street. One pretzel says to the other, "I'm hungry." The other Pretzel says, "Don't look at me." The first Pretzel takes a bite out of the second and the second Pretzel runs screaming down the street, "HELP I'VE JUST BEEN ASSAULTED!"
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Two Grapes are walking down the street. One grape says to the other, "I'm hungry." The other grape says, "Don't look at me." The first Grape takes a bite out of the second and the second Grap runs screaming down the street, "HELP I'VE JUST BEEN ASSAULTED!"[/spoiler]
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+++Warning following joke contains Adult content+++
[spoiler]Three Retired Prostitutes walk into a bar. After a few drinks the First says 'You know after all these years on the street, i can fit my whole hand inside myself!'
The Second says 'Hand? I can fit two down to the elbow!'
The Third says nothing and slowly slides down the stool.[/spoiler]
Edit - Thinking back i can't remember if i heard that one from any of the actual plays... Damn my generational short term memory
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RokEgUTI2vI
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Today I realized that almost all of the jokes I remember come from RPPR.
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Number noun verb into a location. It's okay, because they're adjective profession who adverb verb in a world that verbs them on sight.