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General Category => General Chaos => : clockworkjoe April 20, 2009, 03:46:47 PM
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A collection of crazy and awesome threads throughout the Internet http://www.metafilter.com/81008/Legendary-Threads-and-Hive-Minds
Such as Lessons learned from the ER: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985
#5: Stay away from people named "Some Guy" or "This One Dude", because they for whatever reason, just punch someone in the face or hit them with a crowbar and run off. If I see them on the street, I cross the street to get away from them.
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Such as Lessons learned from the ER: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985
My favorite was:
pt yesterday with bs pain complaint gets rx for vicodin and trys to sell them over the phone(loudly) in the E.D. lobby..." they gave me 30 vicodin...how about $250? ok meet me here in 20 minutes".
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CODY USE THIS FOR OMEGLE
not an ER story.. but i have a good one from non-trauma surg..
when you get tired of vaginal or anal sex.. try transverse colon.. there are individuals out there who will pay 1000 bucks a pop to screw a colostomy patient (yes.. the colostomy).. more amazingly is there are prostitutes who sell their colostomy..
Hey, we had that in our ED! A gay dude that ended up with rectal CA, and got a colostomy - then ended up with the clap in his colostomy!
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CODY USE THIS FOR OMEGLE
not an ER story.. but i have a good one from non-trauma surg..
when you get tired of vaginal or anal sex.. try transverse colon.. there are individuals out there who will pay 1000 bucks a pop to screw a colostomy patient (yes.. the colostomy).. more amazingly is there are prostitutes who sell their colostomy..
Hey, we had that in our ED! A gay dude that ended up with rectal CA, and got a colostomy - then ended up with the clap in his colostomy!
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WOW and i thought i had heard it all....
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1) If regular old sex just won't do it for you anymore, swallowing four metallic ball bearings, each an inch in diameter, and then using a large magnet to move them around, hoping that it will stimulate your bowel while you masturbate is generally a bad idea. And if that doesn't get you off, the addition of a flashlight in to your anus won't help, either. You only have so many hands and the unfettered flashlight will actually become impossible to retrieve without medical assistance. Not even that little string will help you from getting your flashlight back and the hospital will make you wait a day before intervening because 1) no one wants to dig a flashlight out of your butt at 2 in the morning and; 2) maybe enduring the condition will teach you the importance of keeping your flashlights tethered.
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I wounder about some of the shit we talk about ....it can be very disturbing