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: Chinese/Nigerian Scammers Hate Japan
: Setherick April 21, 2009, 07:58:55 AM
When I was taking Japanese in high school, my ten year old Japanese pen-pal had perfect English grammar.  So this doesn't seem fishy at all to me...

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

 Greetings to you,i repesnt itochu co-operation company here in japan we are seaching for representative in europe american and canada please if you are intrested kindly forward your deatils to us.

 Regards
 C.E.O
Yikozo .y.
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: codered April 21, 2009, 03:25:49 PM
Yea, that is fishy I studied a little bit of Japanese business and that is not how they would go about doing things.
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: rayner23 April 21, 2009, 03:35:41 PM
And of course the CEO would e-mail you because he has nothing better to do!
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: codered April 21, 2009, 03:39:58 PM
Right that and he will sell out his name in that fashion..
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: Mason April 21, 2009, 03:40:24 PM
I thought all CEOS did was hangout on facebook and ask people for money.
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 04:13:09 PM
I thought all CEOS did was hangout on facebook and ask people for money.

Sweet, how do I get that job.
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: Mason April 21, 2009, 05:01:26 PM
by sleeping with the right people.
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 05:09:38 PM
by sleeping with the right people.

Names! I need names!
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: Tadanori Oyama April 21, 2009, 05:50:37 PM
Names can be found here. (http://www.babynames.com) Don't know if they'll all be useful of course.
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 06:09:01 PM
Names can be found here. (http://www.babynames.com) Don't know if they'll all be useful of course.

Apparently I'm the "Patriarch of the Chosen Strong Willed Warrior" clan....Awesome.
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: Tadanori Oyama April 21, 2009, 06:32:29 PM
Wow, your's has a significant meaning?

Mine roughly equates to Rock, son of Niel which, while a passable D&D name, isn't particualrly impressive.
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: Dawnsteel April 21, 2009, 10:56:10 PM

Ah, shit.  I named my kids God is my Oath, Snare, and Beautiful Woman.

OK, that last one is fine.  But "Snare?"
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 10:59:20 PM

Ah, shit.  I named my kids God is my Oath, Snare, and Beautiful Woman.

OK, that last one is fine.  But "Snare?"

Snare FTW! Entangle  (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/entangle.htm)is actually my favorite low level druid spell.
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: Dawnsteel April 21, 2009, 11:04:41 PM
: Setherick
Entangle is actually my favorite low level druid spell.

I can't find a group, so I've been randomly making characters and waiting for my children to grow/learn to read.  Entangle looks awesome, but I despair of being able to try it out.
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 11:06:18 PM
: Setherick
Entangle is actually my favorite low level druid spell.

I can't find a group, so I've been randomly making characters and waiting for my children to grow/learn to read.  Entangle looks awesome, but I despair of being able to try it out.

My first D&D character was a druid. My first encounter actually ended when I entangled a group of half-orcs and then mocked them before leaving.
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: Dawnsteel April 21, 2009, 11:08:20 PM
: Setherick
My first D&D character was a druid. My first encounter actually ended when I entangled a group of half-orcs and then mocked them before leaving.

Mine too!  But since I was the only one with access to healing spells, that's pretty much all I did until I learned how to turn into a bear.
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 11:09:44 PM
: Setherick
My first D&D character was a druid. My first encounter actually ended when I entangled a group of half-orcs and then mocked them before leaving.

Mine too!  But since I was the only one with access to healing spells, that's pretty much all I did until I learned how to turn into a bear.

Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll. :D
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: Dawnsteel April 21, 2009, 11:13:44 PM
: Setherick
Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll. :D

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 11:14:47 PM
: Setherick
Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll. :D

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

More like:

GM (not Ross): You fail your fort save and fall asleep on watch duty. Let's see what good comes of this...
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: Boyos April 21, 2009, 11:14:52 PM
My First toon was Joe Black the Human Cleric, Sadly after leaving on his adventure that never got completed he ended up turning into a Vampire cleric that got one shoted on a diffrent campain by a Druid a few years later.
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: Boyos April 21, 2009, 11:16:14 PM
: Setherick
Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll. :D

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

More like:

GM (not Ross): You fail your fort save and fall asleep on watch duty. Let's see what good comes of this...

Wow your not a Light sleeper are you! wake up the next day missing an arm. WHEW!
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: Setherick April 21, 2009, 11:24:44 PM
: Setherick
Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll. :D

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

More like:

GM (not Ross): You fail your fort save and fall asleep on watch duty. Let's see what good comes of this...

Wow your not a Light sleeper are you! wake up the next day missing an arm. WHEW!

My character woke up. The troll ran over top of our gnome illusionist, who tried to rip off its penis. Of course, it's a troll, so the penis grew back.
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: Dawnsteel April 21, 2009, 11:26:45 PM
: Setherick
My character woke up. The troll ran over top of our gnome illusionist, who tried to rip off its penis. Of course, it's a troll, so the penis grew back.

Slap that sucker in some plaster and sell the negative mold to a medieval adult novelties outlet!
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: Maze April 22, 2009, 01:05:55 PM
Can troll catch STDs?

I'm actually unaware of the way to kill them but that seems like one.
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: Setherick April 22, 2009, 01:13:53 PM
Can troll catch STDs?

I'm actually unaware of the way to kill them but that seems like one.

Fire kills trolls. Lots and lots of fire.
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: codered April 22, 2009, 03:21:11 PM
and acid :o
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: Maze April 22, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
and acid :o

Aren't trippin' trolls even more dangerous?
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: Mason April 22, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
only if its a bad trip.





*sorry had to, Im ashamed for saying it. ill go to the corner of shame for awhile and stare at the wall of dispaer.