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General Category => Role Playing Public Radio Podcast => : Tadanori Oyama March 12, 2010, 08:58:35 PM

: Tom's Letters
: Tadanori Oyama March 12, 2010, 08:58:35 PM: As per Ross's request, I am informing Tom Church that I am disappointed in him for his lack of a letter for the last several episodes.

However, the exerts which Ross has selected to read instead have been very entertaining so no harm done. Yet.
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: Kroack March 12, 2010, 09:04:59 PM: We luv u tom!
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: Setherick March 12, 2010, 09:51:17 PM: Tom's most recent secretary has been admitted to a psych ward. You see, Tom cannot type his own letters because his arms are actually tentacles. It's a terrible, terrible affliction that Tom loves very dearly. However, when your secretary, that types your letters, loses a minimum of 1d6 SAN each time she looks at you, you go through a number of secretaries.
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: Kroack March 12, 2010, 09:55:48 PM: The fact that each secretary is also randomly generated must be fucking annoying as well.
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: Setherick March 12, 2010, 09:58:59 PM: : Kroack March 12, 2010, 09:55:48 PM
The fact that each secretary is also randomly generated must be fucking annoying as well.

Well, if you count craigslist as a random secretary generator, then yes.
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: Kroack March 12, 2010, 10:40:40 PM: Exactly.
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: Boyos March 13, 2010, 12:55:24 AM: I frankly fully understand why he has not posted a letter and forgive him, we all should understand getting all 1000 points in mass effect 2 would take lots of time, on top of that I assume he got the extra points from the DLC. So that being said I expect his next letter to be amazing and I fully undstand his lack of the last 2.
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: beowuuf March 13, 2010, 02:27:43 AM: Remember, every donation of offering to sacrifice neighbourhood kids to ghouls, or offering to become a ghoul and do the ghoulish deed yourself counts. Please given generously of your time, annoying brats and digestive tract so we can have more bile-filled letters.
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: Kroack March 13, 2010, 01:07:01 PM: : Boyos March 13, 2010, 12:55:24 AM
I frankly fully understand why he has not posted a letter and forgive him, we all should understand getting all 1000 points in mass effect 2 would take lots of time, on top of that I assume he got the extra points from the DLC. So that being said I expect his next letter to be amazing and I fully undstand his lack of the last 2.

It better shatter our mortal minds with its awesomeness
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: Boyos March 13, 2010, 09:52:42 PM: Judgeing by the fact that your here posting so offten, Clealry you havent played it! Its will shatter your mind, ass and anything else you put infront of it if you played Mass Effect 1 and hated it, youll love Mass Effect 2, If you played Mass effect 1 and loved it, You'll play Mass Effect 2 and orgasam!
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: Shallazar March 14, 2010, 11:43:24 PM: Listening to Ross is getting pretty old. I love Tom.
I tolerate Ross because he gives me great advice and fodder for games.

Tom inspires me almost as much as Pepsi inspires me, and that is something.

Dear Tom,

My knucklebabies miss their Papa, write a letter.

Sincerely,
Arthur
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: Boyos March 15, 2010, 12:17:58 AM: Rolling 1d100:
(83): Total = 83
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: Boyos March 15, 2010, 12:18:31 AM: Fuck I lost Rolling 1d20:
(18): Total = 18
San!
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: Kroack March 15, 2010, 06:05:37 PM: : Boyos March 15, 2010, 12:17:58 AM
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d100: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(83): Total = 83 </div>
: Boyos March 15, 2010, 12:18:31 AM
Fuck I lost <img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(18): Total = 18 </div> San!

???
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: Tadanori Oyama March 15, 2010, 06:14:55 PM: Perhaps this will answer the question marks floating over your frowny face.

: Setherick March 12, 2010, 09:51:17 PM
Tom's most recent secretary has been admitted to a psych ward. You see, Tom cannot type his own letters because his arms are actually tentacles. It's a terrible, terrible affliction that Tom loves very dearly. However, when your secretary, that types your letters, loses a minimum of 1d6 SAN each time she looks at you, you go through a number of secretaries.
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: Boyos March 15, 2010, 10:32:15 PM: : Kroack March 15, 2010, 06:05:37 PM
: Boyos March 15, 2010, 12:17:58 AM
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d100: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(83): Total = 83 </div>
: Boyos March 15, 2010, 12:18:31 AM
Fuck I lost <img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(18): Total = 18 </div> San!

???

I was so disturbed by the letter that Shallazar posted I Assumed I should roll san for it. Frankly learning that somone wants to make knucklebabies to one of my favorit people on RPPR is quite frighting to me, Also the fact that Ross is boaring to somone is also disturbing, So I assumed I should roll a large number of san loss on that one. It would have been a 1d100 if cody was put into the mix.
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: Shallazar March 16, 2010, 01:04:30 AM: I knew what was going on the whole time.

I mean, how DO sorcerers get that way?

I'll keep the rest of my Tom adoring rituals to myself, and my effigies.
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: doctorscraps March 28, 2010, 11:02:35 AM: ~Maybe if we all just stopped touching ourselves at night...just saying.
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: Boyos March 28, 2010, 12:11:17 PM: I work all night, so whe I do it its usualy around 12:30 PM.
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: Shallazar March 30, 2010, 09:26:19 PM: Well, the letters are back.
I'm not sure how I'll handle another drought.

Yay letterrssssssssss
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: ThnJonWasAZmbie April 06, 2010, 11:50:56 AM: : doctorscraps March 28, 2010, 11:02:35 AM
~Maybe if we all just stopped touching ourselves at night...just saying.

NEVER!!!!
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: Boyos April 06, 2010, 01:02:16 PM: I Have stoped touching my self at night for the last 5 years. I work overnights, no time to do it. now during the day I supposed its ok Right!
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: +1 Hat April 07, 2010, 08:03:17 PM: Good lord I hope so. For my sake, too.
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: ThnJonWasAZmbie April 07, 2010, 11:46:15 PM: Tom's letters make me touch myself. Especially when he was talking about the mountains of feces and urine he collected after playing Mass Effect 2.