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: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Setherick April 12, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Mason April 12, 2009, 03:30:51 PM
dont forget we must sing songs today to put him back to sleep, less another zombie apocalypse begins.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Zeernebooch April 12, 2009, 04:02:34 PM
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.

If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Setherick April 12, 2009, 04:46:10 PM
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.

If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!

No way. Lazarus was totally roused from the dead by Jesus. You can't create a zombie. It must rise on it's own.

: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: clockworkjoe April 12, 2009, 04:52:14 PM
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.

If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!

No way. Lazarus was totally roused from the dead by Jesus. You can't create a zombie. It must rise on it's own.



nu uh. Resident evil zombies are artificially made (through a virus). Necromancers in D&D use spells to raise zombies.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Phelanar April 12, 2009, 05:36:33 PM
All the zombie talk makes me want to work on that D&D module I've been writing off and on.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Setherick April 12, 2009, 06:35:44 PM
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.

If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!

No way. Lazarus was totally roused from the dead by Jesus. You can't create a zombie. It must rise on it's own.



nu uh. Resident evil zombies are artificially made (through a virus). Necromancers in D&D use spells to raise zombies.

Aren't those technically revenants?
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: clockworkjoe April 12, 2009, 06:37:40 PM
revenants are undead that are back to accomplish an important deed, typically to kill their murderers, that they failed to accomplish in life.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: rayner23 April 12, 2009, 07:30:39 PM
Zombies are brought back from the dead by many different people/things. It just so happens that Jesus is the first zombie to be able to do it on his own. That is why he is so special and he gets his own holiday.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Tadanori Oyama April 12, 2009, 08:05:08 PM
In fairness, Jesus might have just known that Lazarus was, in fact, a zombie and set things up so that when he came back through town again everybody thought Jesus had raised the guy.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Setherick April 12, 2009, 08:49:19 PM
In fairness, Jesus might have just known that Lazarus was, in fact, a zombie and set things up so that when he came back through town again everybody thought Jesus had raised the guy.

That sneaky Jesus. Like how he made sure to bring an extra cask of wine with him wherever he went. Never know when you're going to need 30 gallons of merlot.
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: Tadanori Oyama April 12, 2009, 09:39:40 PM
And there's the sleight of hand trick he pulled with the fish and bread.
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: codered April 12, 2009, 11:51:22 PM
I just wana know how he did that walk on water thing, now that was some good trickery
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Mason April 13, 2009, 01:44:54 PM
he just used a low level levitation spell to do that. my ninth level sorcerer can do that to.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Tadanori Oyama April 13, 2009, 01:55:57 PM
What?! Didn't you ever read Hardy Boys? Rocks, dude. All you have to know is the tide schedule.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: codered April 13, 2009, 10:21:04 PM
thats actually clever .... but an translation from an older scripture  is that he walked by the water not on the water but walking by the water is less cool   but the rock thing is clever also.


my buddie was reading this post when he walked by and was truely pissed off after he saw zombie jesus


fucking single minded christians
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Setherick April 13, 2009, 10:58:30 PM
Z.J.C will smite him.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Mason April 13, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
and then raise him and he will join Jesus in eating flesh for all of eternity, or until a PC puts a bullet in his head.
: Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day
: Tadanori Oyama April 13, 2009, 11:29:15 PM
And that's the plot of the Newgrounds awesomeness that is "Madness".