The Role Playing Public Radio Forums
General Category => General Chaos => : Setherick April 12, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
-
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.
-
dont forget we must sing songs today to put him back to sleep, less another zombie apocalypse begins.
-
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.
If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!
-
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.
If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!
No way. Lazarus was totally roused from the dead by Jesus. You can't create a zombie. It must rise on it's own.
-
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.
If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!
No way. Lazarus was totally roused from the dead by Jesus. You can't create a zombie. It must rise on it's own.
nu uh. Resident evil zombies are artificially made (through a virus). Necromancers in D&D use spells to raise zombies.
-
All the zombie talk makes me want to work on that D&D module I've been writing off and on.
-
Shout outs to J.C. the original zomb-ie muthafuckas.
If ya wanna get technical Lazarus was the first zombie...
PWNED BY ME REMEMBERING STUPID CRAP!
No way. Lazarus was totally roused from the dead by Jesus. You can't create a zombie. It must rise on it's own.
nu uh. Resident evil zombies are artificially made (through a virus). Necromancers in D&D use spells to raise zombies.
Aren't those technically revenants?
-
revenants are undead that are back to accomplish an important deed, typically to kill their murderers, that they failed to accomplish in life.
-
Zombies are brought back from the dead by many different people/things. It just so happens that Jesus is the first zombie to be able to do it on his own. That is why he is so special and he gets his own holiday.
-
In fairness, Jesus might have just known that Lazarus was, in fact, a zombie and set things up so that when he came back through town again everybody thought Jesus had raised the guy.
-
In fairness, Jesus might have just known that Lazarus was, in fact, a zombie and set things up so that when he came back through town again everybody thought Jesus had raised the guy.
That sneaky Jesus. Like how he made sure to bring an extra cask of wine with him wherever he went. Never know when you're going to need 30 gallons of merlot.
-
And there's the sleight of hand trick he pulled with the fish and bread.
-
I just wana know how he did that walk on water thing, now that was some good trickery
-
he just used a low level levitation spell to do that. my ninth level sorcerer can do that to.
-
What?! Didn't you ever read Hardy Boys? Rocks, dude. All you have to know is the tide schedule.
-
thats actually clever .... but an translation from an older scripture is that he walked by the water not on the water but walking by the water is less cool but the rock thing is clever also.
my buddie was reading this post when he walked by and was truely pissed off after he saw zombie jesus
fucking single minded christians
-
Z.J.C will smite him.
-
and then raise him and he will join Jesus in eating flesh for all of eternity, or until a PC puts a bullet in his head.
-
And that's the plot of the Newgrounds awesomeness that is "Madness".