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General Category => General Chaos => : Patrick February 02, 2011, 04:38:30 PM
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If you could pick any two historical or fictional persons to fight, who would they be?
Why do you think your guy would win?
Tommy "Johnny-Don't-Touch-Me-Mudderfucker-From-The-Room" Wiseau vs. Austin Powers
I think Johnny would win this fight hands down! Did you see him man-handle Chris R. on the roof? What about his freakish strength when he sent Mark flying across his living room?
Oh yeah, my money is a Johnny...
Who rule Bordertown bitch?!
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Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison.
A contest of direct current, Franklin's channeled lightning against Edison's created lightning.
Nikola Tesla and Aristotle.
Fictional death ray against fictional death ray.
After both of those fights, the two winners team up against the two losers. Each combo combines their creations to create a new, multi-weapon, which are them pitted against each other.
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Helen Keller vs Anne Frank
Keller has the RAGE but Frank has the eyesight and stealth powers
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Jack McCoy against Phoenix Wright
I know where my money goes on this fight.
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Helen Keller vs Anne Frank
Keller has the RAGE but Frank has the eyesight and stealth powers
I'm going with the original Lizzie Borden vs. Anne Frank.
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Robin Hood vs Captain Blood.
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The Lindberg baby vs. the Hindenberg blimp.
My wife pointed out that one of these is an object and I hit her in her fucking mouth.
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The Lindberg baby vs. the Hindenberg blimp.
My wife pointed out that one of these is an object and I hit her in her fucking mouth.
they're both objects
your face is also an object
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The Lindberg baby vs. the Hindenberg blimp.
My wife pointed out that one of these is an object and I hit her in her fucking mouth.
Cody Vs. Sam.
Round 2, Grudge Match.
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I dress as a clown and Sam is paralyzed with fear.
As I type this, she keeps shouting "Sam wins! Sam wins because she has a vagina!"
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I dress as a clown and Sam is paralyzed with fear.
As I type this, she keeps shouting "Sam wins! Sam wins because she has a vagina!"
That does lean the contest in her favor.
Moving forward,
Gwar Vs. Lordi
Fallout Boy Vs. The Killers
Zombie Alexander Hamilton Vs. Cloned-Cyber Aaron Burr
Abraham Lincoln off of a penny Vs. Abraham Lincoln off of a five dollar bill. One is made entirely of copper and the other is made entirely of green ink.
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Abraham Lincoln off of a penny Vs. Abraham Lincoln off of a five dollar bill. One is made entirely of copper and the other is made entirely of green ink.
So green ink Lincoln would be some kind of T-1000? Are you saying we should remake T2 with Abraham Lincolns?
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Abraham Lincoln off of a penny Vs. Abraham Lincoln off of a five dollar bill. One is made entirely of copper and the other is made entirely of green ink.
So green ink Lincoln would be some kind of T-1000? Are you saying we should remake T2 with Abraham Lincolns?
I'm so onboard for this.
Fonzi versus Chachi
All of Mike Myers' Characters versus All of Tyler Perry's Characters
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All of Mike Myers' Characters versus All of Tyler Perry's Characters
Three-way battle versus all of Eddie Murphy's characters.
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Syphilis vs. chlamydia vs. Order66
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Humphrey Bogart vs. Clint Eastwood
Unstoppable force, immovable object, etc.
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Stephen Hawking vs. Jan Michael Vincent (without Airwolf but with drugs)
William Hung vs. Iggy Pop
Leonardo Da Vinci vs. Crispin Glover
Ludwig von Beethoven vs. Justin Bieber
Gary Gygax/L. Ron Hubbard/JRR Tolkein/Homer/Hemmingway (all in their prime)in a no-holds barred battle royale with boffer weapons against the top 4 LARPers in the country.
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Syphilis vs. chlamydia vs. Order66
WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE
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Stephen Hawking vs. Jan Michael Vincent (without Airwolf but with drugs)
William Hung vs. Iggy Pop
Leonardo Da Vinci vs. Crispin Glover
Ludwig von Beethoven vs. Justin Bieber
Gary Gygax/L. Ron Hubbard/JRR Tolkein/Homer/Hemmingway (all in their prime)in a no-holds barred battle royale with boffer weapons against the top 4 LARPers in the country.
Throw in Richard Garriot, and you've got Pay-Per-View Gold!
He may however actually have an unfair advantage, being a member of the SFCA and therefore probably skilled in actual medieval-esque swordplay.
Then again, Gygax has a +3 Mace.
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Mike vs. Bill. :-\
Penn vs. Teller!
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Gordan Freeman vs. Duke Nukem
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Pat Morita vs. Laurence Fishburne
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Squirrel Girl vs Batman.
(Vic Sage) Question vs Rorschach
Marco Hietala vs Tony Kakko.
Rob Zombie vs George Romero
John Romero vs Uwe Boll
Lowtax vs moot
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Ross versus Caleb (IT'LL HAPPEN DAMMIT)
Adam Scott Glancy versus Cthulhu
Elvis versus Mark Twain
George R.R. Martin versus The Personification of Productivity
The Cast of X-Files versus the Cast of Fringe
The Taco Bell Dog versus the Coca-Cola Polar Bears
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All of your moms versus my mom.
My mom is a United States Marine Corp veteran, wore combat boots, trained with automatic weapons and toyed around with the idea of creating an RPG game system (okay, that last part I made up)...
Raven McCraken vs. Anne Rice
young Dolly Parton vs. young Charo
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All of your moms versus my mom.
My mom is a United States Marine Corp veteran, wore combat boots, trained with automatic weapons and toyed around with the idea of creating an RPG game system (okay, that last part I made up)...
Raven McCraken vs. Anne Rice
young Dolly Parton vs. young Charo
Raven C.S. McCracken would reduce Anne Rice to sucking on his wang so fast Vegas Hookers would line up to take notes on his efficacy. SYNNIBARR FOREVER
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Not to mention that he also owns more than one gladius.
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It's a Midnight Sunstone Gladius.
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Everybody in Shadowrun vs Everybody in Cyberpunk 2020.
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Not to de-rail, but something's always bugged me.
Is it glah-dee-us or glay-dee-us?
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Well, in the original Latin it's "glădĭus".
But since Latin is a dead language and can't defend itself from modern speech, I'd say either works.
Also, Julius vs the Roman Senate but this time he sees them coming.
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Not to de-rail, but something's always bugged me.
Is it glah-dee-us or glay-dee-us?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gladius
Gley-dee-uh s
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Not to de-rail, but something's always bugged me.
Is it glah-dee-us or glay-dee-us?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gladius
Gley-dee-uh s
Huzzah, I pronounce it right, yaaaay.
Related: Civ Ghandi vs real world Montezuma
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Harry Houdini vs David Coperfield. In space!
Christopher Lloyd vs. Christopher Walken with freeze rays.
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William Shatner versus a Shoggoth
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Evony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway vs Mary Sue
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Puppy Cam versus The Cast of Lost
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Kittens vs. Puppies
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I've always pronounced it "DIE FOR THE GLORY OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE"
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BATTLE OF EPIC HISTORICAL INACCURACY
The Spartans from 300 vs Mel Gibson's platoon from The Patriot
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US Postal Service vs. UPS vs Fedex
Richard Branson vs Montgomery Burns
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Yellow Freight wins!
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W.B. Yeats versus the Personification of Ireland
Shakespeare versus Modern English
Hamlet versus a high school guidance counselor.
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Carl Winslow vs. the Marvel Universe
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Zombie Heath Ledger versus Time-traveling Edgar Allan Poe.
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Rick James vs. Rick Astley
Edit...because I thought up something AWESOME!
Slender Man vs. Manute Bol
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Lincoln Hawk vs Lincoln Hawks
Spiderman vs Triangle Man