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General Category => General Chaos => : rayner23 April 22, 2009, 11:11:51 PM
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After rewatching Fight Club, I got to thinking about people (and things) I would fight and I thought I would post it here.
Comic book creator - Joey Q. or Judd Winick
Historical Figure - General George Armstrong Custer
Actor - Hayden Christiansen
State - Tennessee
Fictional Character - Gumby
Comic book character - the guy from Kick-Ass.
National Park - Yosimite
Video Game Character - Duke Fucking Nukem
Video Game system - A whole army of Tiger Hand-Helds
Video Game Controller - Dreamcast Controller
Supermodel - Christie Brinkley
National Landmark - Giant Ball of String
Store - Spencer's and all the 14 year olds that go there.
Color - Teal
Candy bar - Payday
Wizard of Oz character - the goddamn Cowardly Lion
Disney Princess - Jasmine
Musician - Neil Diamond
Genre of Writing - Historical Fiction
Sports Star - Pete Rose
College Major - Construction Management or Technical writing
Sport - Curling
Dead Media Format - HD for being a pussy.
Band - Phish
Thing in the store - our Open Sign
Type of Furniture - an ottoman
Author - J.D. Salinger or Robert Jordan or R.A. Salvatore
Playwright - Tyler Perry
Poet - Robert Frost
Star Wars character - IG-88 . . . he is a giant trashcan/dildo with no arms
Mystical creature - the black mist from Lost
Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.
Cheap-ass candy - Circus peanuts
Restaurant - Chicago Gyros. with shitty service like that, they are asking for a fight.
Thing you put in your house (I think) - a sunroom
Toy Line - Go-bots
He-man character - Moss Man
Former President - Martin Van Buren
Random Person - anyone involved with the movie "Jumper"
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Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.
Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.
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Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.
Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.
Also without looking, Michael Collins was the CM pilot.
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I see you hate Hayden as much as I do.
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Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.
Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.
Also without looking, Michael Collins was the CM pilot.
Was he on the first mission. Damn.
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Comic book creator - Stan Lee
Historical Figure -Thomas Edison
Actor - Drew Carry
State - Kentucky
Fictional Character - Chester Cheeto
National Park - Yosemite
Video Game Character - Any Generic Main JRPG Character
Video Game system - N-Gage, easy win
Video Game Controller - N64 Turbo Controller
National Landmark - Lincoln Memorial
Store - Anime Club, for selling bootlegs
Color - Purple
Candy bar - Reeses
Wizard of Oz character - A Munchkin
Disney Princess - Jasmine
Genre of Writing - Religion(ness)
College Major - English 50
Sport - Water Polo
Band - HIM
Type of Furniture - Throw Pillows
Author - Jack Chick
Poet - Edgar Allen Poe
Star Wars character - Luke Skywalker
Mystical creature - Unicorn
Cheap-ass candy - All of them
Restaurant - Applebee's
Thing you put in your house (I think) - Indoor Pool
Toy Line - Rubiks Cube
Former President - Gearge W Bush
Random Person - Adam Scot Loveless
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Some of my list I would fight for the sake of saying I did. Martin Van Buren and Kick-Ass are the two people I will fight for respect.
Actually, i guess that's about it.
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Comic book creator - Rob Liefeld (http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld.html)
Historical Figure - Napoleon Bonaparte
Actor - Skeet Ulrich
State - Georgia
Fictional Character - Scrappy Do
Comic book Character - Saint of Killers (http://www.comicvine.com/saint-of-killers/29-10522/)
National Park - Great Smoky Mountains (http://www.nps.gov/grsm/)
Video Game Character - Pyramid Head
Video Game System - My first PS1 that overheated
Video Game Controller - Atari Jaguar
Supermodel - Cindy Crawford (circa 92)
National Landmark - Liberty Bell (here comes crack two, motherfucker)
Store - Abercrombie & Fitch
Color - Mauve
Candy Bar - 100 Grand
Wizard of Oz Character - The Lollipop Guild (all at once, I figure three munchkins against one man is fair)
Disney Princess - Belle
Musician - Thom Yorke
Genre of Writing - Self-Help
Sports Star - Wayne Gretzky
College Major - M.B.A.
Sport - Racquetball
Dead Media Format - Laserdisc
Band - The Mars Volta
Thing In The Store - Cash Register
Type of Furniture - End Table
Author - Larry Niven (met him at DragonCon in '96 and he was a total dick)
Playwright - Oscar Wilde
Poet - Emily Dickenson
Star Wars Character - Kit Fisto (that name just irks me)
Mystical Creature - G'mork, the wolf from The Neverending Story
Cosmonaut - Yuri Gagarin
Cheap-ass candy - Old Fashioned Cherry Sours
Restaurant - Ruby Tuesdays
Thing you put in your house (I think) - Doors, all of them
Toy Line - Transformers
He-man Character - Orco
Former President - Andrew Jackson
Random Person - Troy Duffy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Duffy)
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Historical Figure - General Hideki Tojo
Actor - Samual L Jackson
State - Florida
Fictional Character - Sponge Bob
Comic book character - Mr. Fantastic
Supermodel - Josie Maran
Color - Purple
Candy bar - Twix be a 2 on 1 fight!
Wizard of Oz character - Apple Tree
Disney Princess - Bell
Musician - Trent Reznor
Sports Star - OJ Simpson
Band - Metalica with cliff burton
Thing in the store - Cash Register
Type of Furniture - 3 Leg stand
Author - James Patterson
Star Wars character - Han Solo
Mystical creature - Mind Flayer
Astronaut - The Crazy Chick That went after her boyfirend and wore the adult dipers on the trip cus she didnt want to stop.
Cheap-ass candy - Candy Corn
Restaurant - Waffle House
Thing you put in your house (I think) - curtains
Toy Line - Bratz
He-man character - Man-At-Arms
Former President - Bill Clinton
Random Person - alskdfoiulkano lknowilfpst
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Fuck Rob Liefeld.
The Saint of Killers would be a sweet fight. No way to win, but sweet nonetheless.
Lastly, the wolf from Never-Ending story will fuck a bitch up.
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Historical Figure - James Wolf
Actor - Chris Evans
Province - Alberta
Fictional Character - Alex (Clockwork Orange)
Comic book character - Daredevil
Video Game Character - Zhou Thai (I'd be so dead.)
Video Game system - Sega Master System
Video Game Controller - Wii Classic Controller
Supermodel - Buck Angel?
National Landmark - Olympic Stadium
Store - Additionelle
Color - Yellow
Candy bar - Most canadian candy bars I know = good. I'll fight the BBQ doritos anytime though, bring back sizzlin' something (or whatever)
Wizard of Oz character - Oz.
Disney Princess - Snow white. Get a tan, bitch.
Musician - Forrest Kline (Hellogoodbye)
Genre of Writing - English poetry (an oxymoron to me)
Sports Star - Vincent Lecavalier (Tampa Bay Lightning)
College Major - Most arts
Sport - Baseball
Dead Media Format - Beta
Band - Limp Biskit
Thing in the store - Open hours
Type of Furniture - Uncomfortable chairs
Author - Dan Brown
Star Wars character - Ackbar
Mystical creature - the sphinx
Astronaut - all of them at the same time in zero gravity
Cheap-ass candy - chocolate-covered raisins
Restaurant - Deux pierrots (a burnt club sandwich is never forgiven)
Thing you put in your house (I think) - my former roomate
Toy Line - Micro Machines
Former Prime-Minister - Pierre-Eliotte Trudeau
Random Person - Uwe Boll
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I should have put UWe on my list! That son of a bitch needs to get what's coming to him!
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I should have put UWe on my list! That son of a bitch needs to get what's coming to him!
Nerds have tried and nerds have failed.
I can throw a mean punch or two though and would like to see him bleed out of every orifice of his body
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Screen Writer: Paul Anderson
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Definitely. FAST! He's working on Resident Evil 4. Maybe we can stop it!!!
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If he starts to give you trouble, I'd gladly hold Tyler Perry down for you.
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I just want to fight Paris Hilton I HATE THAT BITCH >:(
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I just want to fight Paris Hilton I HATE THAT BITCH >:(
...why?
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I just want to fight Paris Hilton I HATE THAT BITCH >:(
...why?
Just looking at her makes me angry for some reason. I mean, she hasn't done anything I personally care about but something about her face... she's not on my fight list but I can see why she'd be on somebody else's.
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She is dumb and ppl think shes hot she is ugly and has a man jaw, also shes just popular becuase she has money if she was
working at a Mc donalds some where she would be a nodody.
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She is dumb and ppl think shes hot she is ugly and has a man jaw, also shes just popular becuase she has money if she was
working at a Mc donalds some where she would be a nodody.
Coming from the guy who has a "Dont Hate!!!" under his picture is great!
None the less, People eat that shit up like Mc Donalds, Everyone wants to look at other peoples lifes on there tv because there life either SUCKS DICK and want to live in some one elses shoes, or is not as fucked up as somone elses. Either way, people who dig reality tv are much like gamers, Wanna just get out and escape from life.
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Ehh... That's one thing I never understood personally. I don't game as a mean to escape from life.
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Ehh... That's one thing I never understood personally. I don't game as a mean to escape from life.
fair enough, but you do Role play, so you take on a role of another person, otherwise you just there rolling dice at a paper with stats and mods for your game, wich then is just a game of craps. So you still role play you may not go to escape life but to perhaps take on the role of another life? Maybe im just overthinking it why do you game for then?
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Well, I use to do improvisation and would very well still do it if I had the time. I love acting, I love writing stories and the creative process in general. My head is always bursting with ideas and it affects every facet of my life.
I mean, some people game because life sucks and this and that, I've come to realize that. My life's fine as it is and I wouldn't change it for the world. I game for the same reason I draw, write, animate and read: because it's fun. If that counts as escapism, then everything and I mean EVERYTHING beside dull work is escapism and calling it so would be pointless. But that's just in my case.
Why do you game?
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Why do you game?
The ever present option to kill things as a means to solve problems without being arrested or suffer moral side effects.
Or to summarize: for fun.
I enjoy acting, I like to actually roleplay my character most of the session and make choices as my character rather than as myself. It offers me the chance to do things I normally wouldn't, which includes playing characters of exceptional virtue as well as vice.
Playing a neutal good cleric was one of my favorite times around the table.
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I game because I used to like to play pretend as a kid and this is just a formal way of doing so.
Also, I love the storytelling aspect of things. I love to problem-solve. I love being inappropriate and making people laugh. I love being thoroughly creeped at during CoC games (the first game I ever played was during a vicious thunderstorm).
I love lamp.
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I'd forgotten about that part. God, did I make believe as a kid. My stuff was always way more interesting than anything the real of the world had for me.
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Why would I watch reality TV to escape from reality...To me that is stupid I don't game to escape any thing I game to enjoy myself and to express my imagination that is hard to do otherwise.
I am allowed to dislike people for reasons that are my own, without anyone picking them apart. You disagreeing with me about who I don't like is not going to change my mind so why disagree.
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Codered
Why would I watch reality TV to escape from reality...To me that is stupid I don't game to escape any thing I game to enjoy myself and to express my imagination that is hard to do otherwise.
Tadanori Oyama
The ever present option to kill things as a means to solve problems without being arrested or suffer moral side effects.
Or to summarize: for fun.
I enjoy acting, I like to actually roleplay my character most of the session and make choices as my character rather than as myself. It offers me the chance to do things I normally wouldn't, which includes playing characters of exceptional virtue as well as vice.
Playing a neutal good cleric was one of my favorite times around the table.
Maze
Well, I use to do improvisation and would very well still do it if I had the time. I love acting, I love writing stories and the creative process in general. My head is always bursting with ideas and it affects every facet of my life.
I mean, some people game because life sucks and this and that, I've come to realize that. My life's fine as it is and I wouldn't change it for the world. I game for the same reason I draw, write, animate and read: because it's fun. If that counts as escapism, then everything and I mean EVERYTHING beside dull work is escapism and calling it so would be pointless. But that's just in my case.
Why do you game?
Well judgeing by why you all said you all game to let go of your real life junk and not worry bout work and other things you have to do, you all game to escape your normal life. Your normal life might be great like mine and mazes, dont mean you still dont wanna escape from it, to pretend to be someone else. No one says your life has to suck to want to escape from it.
I think most people watch reality tv so they can see how fucked up other peoples lifes are, and to live threw there experiances with them, so a form of escaping none the less. You, like me, prob dont watch reality tv, the only reality tv I watch is Deadliest Catch cus that is one fucked up job that I would never want to do, but I could still watch it on tv.
I am allowed to dislike people for reasons that are my own, without anyone picking them apart. You disagreeing with me about who I don't like is not going to change my mind so why disagree.
I never said you were wrong for disliking anyone I just said its funny that under your name you have "Dont Hate!!!" and here you are stating something you dont like, Trust me I dont like her either, and her porno was terrible!
EDIT: I game for the same reasons, Go and have fun with friends, enjoy devoloping plot and trying to figure out how to get Threw the encounters, I enjoy Medium roll playing, I enjoy the combat side of it more, but I would like to get into a CoC game where the combat is A lot lighter then what Im used to.
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Don't hate has nothing about me not hate'n on people its for ppl to not hate on me,
If it was about me not hateing on people it would be 'I don't hate"
on another point I like Deadliest Catch and ice road truckers but I don't watch TV now days It is too much
of a distraction. to busy with the 2 jobs my small business and college...and WOW
So with that I have no idea about what kind of crap on TV nowdays
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Hahaha. This derailed into an excellent topic of its own.
Well, we'll leave the whole "escaping reality" at that since we've both expressed our viewpoints. I'll start a new thread for the "why do you game" topic.
To return to the subject, regarding Paris Hilton. I was asking "why" because I just thought her below contempt. She's just uninteresting on so many levels to me, and by her video, is a worst at sex than my ex-wife.
I'd rather fight Kirsten Dunst for her role as Mary Jane and for being such a pothead (she always looks stoned, than again, she seemed to have gotten better in the last year).
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Animal - Bear
Candle Scent - Denim (yes, candle that smells like pants)
M&M - Yellow
Zombie - Rage Virus
Anime character - Ikari Shinji (Evangelion)
Anime - Elfen Lied
Starcraft Unit - Protoss Zealot
Mechanical Pencil - Any with lead .9
Neighbor - The Yamadas
Family member - My Uncle Dan
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Shinji from the anime is one of the biggest schizophrenic pussy of all time. In the manga, he's actually decent as a character.
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I think that's our first "ex-wife" joke on the forums.
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Shinji from the anime is one of the biggest schizophrenic pussy of all time. In the manga, he's actually decent as a character.
True, the manga Shinji is much better.
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I think that's our first "ex-wife" joke on the forums.
Wasn't a joke but alright.
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I think that's our first "ex-wife" joke on the forums.
Wasn't a joke but alright.
Ex-wife reference then, just making note of the occation.
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Don't fight the Yamadas! They are so nice and wacky . . . especially the grandma.