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Title: People you would fight
Post by: rayner23 on April 22, 2009, 11:11:51 PM
After rewatching Fight Club, I got to thinking about people (and things) I would fight and I thought I would post it here.


Comic book creator - Joey Q. or Judd Winick

Historical Figure - General George Armstrong Custer

Actor - Hayden Christiansen

State - Tennessee

Fictional Character - Gumby

Comic book character - the guy from Kick-Ass.

National Park - Yosimite

Video Game Character - Duke Fucking Nukem

Video Game system - A whole army of Tiger Hand-Helds

Video Game Controller - Dreamcast Controller

Supermodel - Christie Brinkley

National Landmark - Giant Ball of String

Store - Spencer's and all the 14 year olds that go there.

Color - Teal

Candy bar - Payday

Wizard of Oz character - the goddamn Cowardly Lion

Disney Princess - Jasmine

Musician - Neil Diamond

Genre of Writing - Historical Fiction

Sports Star - Pete Rose

College Major - Construction Management or Technical writing

Sport - Curling

Dead Media Format - HD for being a pussy.

Band - Phish

Thing in the store - our Open Sign

Type of Furniture - an ottoman

Author - J.D. Salinger or Robert Jordan or R.A. Salvatore

Playwright - Tyler Perry

Poet - Robert Frost

Star Wars character - IG-88 . . . he is a giant trashcan/dildo with no arms

Mystical creature - the black mist from Lost

Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Cheap-ass candy - Circus peanuts

Restaurant - Chicago Gyros. with shitty service like that, they are asking for a fight.

Thing you put in your house (I think) - a sunroom

Toy Line - Go-bots

He-man character - Moss Man

Former President - Martin Van Buren

Random Person - anyone involved with the movie "Jumper"
 
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Setherick on April 22, 2009, 11:40:37 PM
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Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Dawnsteel on April 22, 2009, 11:57:50 PM
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Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.

Also without looking, Michael Collins was the CM pilot.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 23, 2009, 12:32:19 AM
I see you hate Hayden as much as I do.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Setherick on April 23, 2009, 01:05:21 AM
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Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.

Also without looking, Michael Collins was the CM pilot.

Was he on the first mission. Damn.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: dragonshaos on April 23, 2009, 03:38:12 AM

Comic book creator - Stan Lee

Historical Figure -Thomas Edison

Actor - Drew Carry

State - Kentucky

Fictional Character - Chester Cheeto

National Park - Yosemite

Video Game Character - Any Generic Main JRPG Character

Video Game system - N-Gage, easy win

Video Game Controller - N64 Turbo Controller

National Landmark - Lincoln Memorial

Store - Anime Club, for selling bootlegs

Color - Purple

Candy bar - Reeses

Wizard of Oz character - A Munchkin

Disney Princess - Jasmine

Genre of Writing - Religion(ness)

College Major - English 50

Sport - Water Polo

Band - HIM

Type of Furniture - Throw Pillows

Author - Jack Chick

Poet - Edgar Allen Poe

Star Wars character - Luke Skywalker

Mystical creature - Unicorn

Cheap-ass candy - All of them

Restaurant - Applebee's

Thing you put in your house (I think) - Indoor Pool

Toy Line - Rubiks Cube

Former President - Gearge W Bush

Random Person - Adam Scot Loveless
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: rayner23 on April 23, 2009, 08:57:03 AM
Some of my list I would fight for the sake of saying I did. Martin Van Buren and Kick-Ass are the two people I will fight for respect.

Actually, i guess that's about it.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: wrotenbe on April 23, 2009, 09:04:17 AM
Comic book creator - Rob Liefeld (http://progressiveboink.com/archive/robliefeld.html)

Historical Figure - Napoleon Bonaparte

Actor - Skeet Ulrich

State - Georgia

Fictional Character - Scrappy Do

Comic book Character - Saint of Killers (http://www.comicvine.com/saint-of-killers/29-10522/)

National Park - Great Smoky Mountains (http://www.nps.gov/grsm/)

Video Game Character - Pyramid Head

Video Game System - My first PS1 that overheated

Video Game Controller - Atari Jaguar

Supermodel - Cindy Crawford (circa 92)

National Landmark - Liberty Bell (here comes crack two, motherfucker)

Store - Abercrombie & Fitch

Color - Mauve

Candy Bar - 100 Grand

Wizard of Oz Character - The Lollipop Guild (all at once, I figure three munchkins against one man is fair)

Disney Princess - Belle

Musician - Thom Yorke

Genre of Writing - Self-Help

Sports Star - Wayne Gretzky

College Major - M.B.A.

Sport - Racquetball

Dead Media Format - Laserdisc

Band - The Mars Volta

Thing In The Store - Cash Register

Type of Furniture - End Table

Author - Larry Niven (met him at DragonCon in '96 and he was a total dick)

Playwright - Oscar Wilde

Poet - Emily Dickenson

Star Wars Character - Kit Fisto (that name just irks me)

Mystical Creature - G'mork, the wolf from The Neverending Story

Cosmonaut - Yuri Gagarin

Cheap-ass candy - Old Fashioned Cherry Sours

Restaurant - Ruby Tuesdays

Thing you put in your house (I think) - Doors, all of them

Toy Line - Transformers

He-man Character - Orco

Former President - Andrew Jackson

Random Person - Troy Duffy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Duffy)
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Boyos on April 23, 2009, 01:20:48 PM
Historical Figure - General Hideki Tojo

Actor - Samual L Jackson

State - Florida

Fictional Character - Sponge Bob

Comic book character - Mr. Fantastic

Supermodel - Josie Maran

Color - Purple

Candy bar - Twix be a 2 on 1 fight!

Wizard of Oz character - Apple Tree

Disney Princess - Bell

Musician - Trent Reznor

Sports Star - OJ Simpson

Band - Metalica with cliff burton

Thing in the store - Cash Register

Type of Furniture - 3 Leg stand

Author - James Patterson

Star Wars character - Han Solo

Mystical creature - Mind Flayer

Astronaut - The Crazy Chick That went after her boyfirend and wore the adult dipers on the trip cus she didnt want to stop.

Cheap-ass candy - Candy Corn

Restaurant - Waffle House

Thing you put in your house (I think) - curtains

Toy Line - Bratz

He-man character - Man-At-Arms

Former President - Bill Clinton

Random Person - alskdfoiulkano lknowilfpst
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: rayner23 on April 23, 2009, 01:55:10 PM
Fuck Rob Liefeld.

The Saint of Killers would be a sweet fight. No way to win, but sweet nonetheless.

Lastly, the wolf from Never-Ending story will fuck a bitch up.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 23, 2009, 02:54:45 PM
Historical Figure - James Wolf

Actor - Chris Evans

Province - Alberta

Fictional Character - Alex (Clockwork Orange)

Comic book character - Daredevil

Video Game Character - Zhou Thai (I'd be so dead.)

Video Game system - Sega Master System

Video Game Controller - Wii Classic Controller

Supermodel - Buck Angel?

National Landmark - Olympic Stadium

Store - Additionelle

Color - Yellow

Candy bar - Most canadian candy bars I know = good. I'll fight the BBQ doritos anytime though, bring back sizzlin' something (or whatever)

Wizard of Oz character - Oz.

Disney Princess - Snow white. Get a tan, bitch.

Musician - Forrest Kline (Hellogoodbye)

Genre of Writing - English poetry (an oxymoron to me)

Sports Star - Vincent Lecavalier (Tampa Bay Lightning)

College Major - Most arts

Sport - Baseball

Dead Media Format - Beta

Band - Limp Biskit

Thing in the store - Open hours

Type of Furniture - Uncomfortable chairs

Author - Dan Brown

Star Wars character - Ackbar

Mystical creature - the sphinx

Astronaut - all of them at the same time in zero gravity

Cheap-ass candy - chocolate-covered raisins

Restaurant - Deux pierrots (a burnt club sandwich is never forgiven)

Thing you put in your house (I think) - my former roomate

Toy Line - Micro Machines

Former Prime-Minister - Pierre-Eliotte Trudeau

Random Person - Uwe Boll
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: rayner23 on April 23, 2009, 03:25:53 PM
I should have put UWe on my list! That son of a bitch needs to get what's coming to him!
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 23, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
I should have put UWe on my list! That son of a bitch needs to get what's coming to him!


Nerds have tried and nerds have failed.
I can throw a mean punch or two though and would like to see him bleed out of every orifice of his body
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Tadanori Oyama on April 23, 2009, 05:10:28 PM
Screen Writer: Paul Anderson
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 23, 2009, 05:18:53 PM
Definitely. FAST! He's working on Resident Evil 4. Maybe we can stop it!!!
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Dawnsteel on April 23, 2009, 05:33:32 PM

If he starts to give you trouble, I'd gladly hold Tyler Perry down for you.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: codered on April 23, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
I just want  to fight Paris Hilton I HATE THAT BITCH >:(
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 23, 2009, 06:30:30 PM
I just want  to fight Paris Hilton I HATE THAT BITCH >:(

...why?
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Tadanori Oyama on April 23, 2009, 07:25:43 PM
I just want  to fight Paris Hilton I HATE THAT BITCH >:(

...why?

Just looking at her makes me angry for some reason. I mean, she hasn't done anything I personally care about but something about her face... she's not on my fight list but I can see why she'd be on somebody else's.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: codered on April 23, 2009, 10:21:31 PM
She is dumb and ppl think shes hot she is ugly and has a man jaw, also shes just popular becuase she has money if she was
working at a Mc donalds some where she would be a nodody.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Boyos on April 24, 2009, 02:46:35 AM
She is dumb and ppl think shes hot she is ugly and has a man jaw, also shes just popular becuase she has money if she was
working at a Mc donalds some where she would be a nodody.

Coming from the guy who has a "Dont Hate!!!" under his picture is great!

None the less, People eat that shit up like Mc Donalds, Everyone wants to look at other peoples lifes on there tv because there life either SUCKS DICK and want to live in some one elses shoes, or is not as fucked up as somone elses. Either way, people who dig reality tv are much like gamers, Wanna just get out and escape from life.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 24, 2009, 03:26:44 AM
Ehh... That's one thing I never understood personally. I don't game as a mean to escape from life. 
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Boyos on April 24, 2009, 05:58:22 AM
Ehh... That's one thing I never understood personally. I don't game as a mean to escape from life. 

fair enough, but you do Role play, so you take on a role of another person, otherwise you just there rolling dice at a paper with stats and mods for your game, wich then is just a game of craps. So you still role play you may not go to escape life but to perhaps take on the role of another life? Maybe im just overthinking it why do you game for then?
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 24, 2009, 06:55:28 AM
Well, I use to do improvisation and would very well still do it if I had the time. I love acting, I love writing stories and the creative process in general. My head is always bursting with ideas and it affects every facet of my life.

I mean, some people game because life sucks and this and that, I've come to realize that. My life's fine as it is and I wouldn't change it for the world. I game for the same reason I draw, write, animate and read: because it's fun. If that counts as escapism, then everything and I mean EVERYTHING beside dull work is escapism and calling it so would be pointless. But that's just in my case.

Why do you game?
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Tadanori Oyama on April 24, 2009, 11:15:26 AM
Why do you game?

The ever present option to kill things as a means to solve problems without being arrested or suffer moral side effects.

Or to summarize: for fun.

I enjoy acting, I like to actually roleplay my character most of the session and make choices as my character rather than as myself. It offers me the chance to do things I normally wouldn't, which includes playing characters of exceptional virtue as well as vice.

Playing a neutal good cleric was one of my favorite times around the table.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: rayner23 on April 24, 2009, 01:11:27 PM
I game because I used to like to play pretend as a kid and this is just a formal way of doing so.

Also, I love the storytelling aspect of things. I love to problem-solve. I love being inappropriate and making people laugh. I love being thoroughly creeped at during CoC games (the first game I ever played was during a vicious thunderstorm).

I love lamp.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Tadanori Oyama on April 24, 2009, 01:17:46 PM
I'd forgotten about that part. God, did I make believe as a kid. My stuff was always way more interesting than anything the real of the world had for me.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: codered on April 24, 2009, 01:26:55 PM
Why would I watch reality TV to escape from reality...To me that is stupid I don't game to escape any thing I game to enjoy myself and to express my imagination that is hard to do otherwise.

I am allowed to dislike people for reasons that are my own, without anyone picking them apart. You disagreeing with me about who I don't like is not going to change my mind so why disagree.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Boyos on April 24, 2009, 02:40:38 PM
Codered

Why would I watch reality TV to escape from reality...To me that is stupid I don't game to escape any thing I game to enjoy myself and to express my imagination that is hard to do otherwise.


Tadanori Oyama

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The ever present option to kill things as a means to solve problems without being arrested or suffer moral side effects.

Or to summarize: for fun.

I enjoy acting, I like to actually roleplay my character most of the session and make choices as my character rather than as myself. It offers me the chance to do things I normally wouldn't, which includes playing characters of exceptional virtue as well as vice.

Playing a neutal good cleric was one of my favorite times around the table.

Maze

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Well, I use to do improvisation and would very well still do it if I had the time. I love acting, I love writing stories and the creative process in general. My head is always bursting with ideas and it affects every facet of my life.

I mean, some people game because life sucks and this and that, I've come to realize that. My life's fine as it is and I wouldn't change it for the world. I game for the same reason I draw, write, animate and read: because it's fun. If that counts as escapism, then everything and I mean EVERYTHING beside dull work is escapism and calling it so would be pointless. But that's just in my case.

Why do you game?

Well judgeing by why you all said you all game to let go of your real life junk and not worry bout work and other things you have to do, you all game to escape your normal life. Your normal life might be great like mine and mazes, dont mean you still dont wanna escape from it, to pretend to be someone else. No one says your life has to suck to want to escape from it.

I think most people watch reality tv so they can see how fucked up other peoples lifes are, and to live threw there experiances with them, so a form of escaping none the less. You, like me, prob dont watch reality tv, the only reality tv I watch is Deadliest Catch cus that is one fucked up job that I would never want to do, but I could still watch it on tv.

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I am allowed to dislike people for reasons that are my own, without anyone picking them apart. You disagreeing with me about who I don't like is not going to change my mind so why disagree.

I never said you were wrong for disliking anyone I just said its funny that under your name you have "Dont Hate!!!" and here you are stating something you dont like, Trust me I dont like her either, and her porno was terrible!


EDIT: I game for the same reasons, Go and have fun with friends, enjoy devoloping plot and trying to figure out how to get Threw the encounters, I enjoy Medium roll playing, I enjoy the combat side of it more, but I would like to get into a CoC game where the combat is A lot lighter then what Im used to.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: codered on April 24, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
Don't hate has nothing about me not hate'n on people its for ppl to not hate on me,
If it was about me not hateing on people it would be 'I don't hate"

on another point I like Deadliest Catch and ice road truckers but I don't watch TV now days It is too much
of a distraction. to busy with the 2 jobs my small business and college...and WOW
So with that I have no idea about what kind of crap on TV nowdays
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 24, 2009, 04:39:20 PM
Hahaha. This derailed into an excellent topic of its own.

Well, we'll leave the whole "escaping reality" at that since we've both expressed our viewpoints. I'll start a new thread for the "why do you game" topic.

To return to the subject, regarding Paris Hilton. I was asking "why" because I just thought her below contempt. She's just uninteresting on so many levels to me, and by her video, is a worst at sex than my ex-wife.

I'd rather fight Kirsten Dunst for her role as Mary Jane and for being such a pothead (she always looks stoned, than again, she seemed to have gotten better in the last year).
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: dragonshaos on April 24, 2009, 04:41:53 PM
Animal - Bear

Candle Scent - Denim (yes, candle that smells like pants)

M&M - Yellow

Zombie - Rage Virus

Anime character - Ikari Shinji (Evangelion)

Anime - Elfen Lied

Starcraft Unit - Protoss Zealot

Mechanical Pencil - Any with lead .9

Neighbor - The Yamadas

Family member - My Uncle Dan
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 24, 2009, 04:55:29 PM
Shinji from the anime is one of the biggest schizophrenic pussy of all time. In the manga, he's actually decent as a character.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Tadanori Oyama on April 24, 2009, 05:06:16 PM
I think that's our first "ex-wife" joke on the forums.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: dragonshaos on April 24, 2009, 05:21:06 PM
Shinji from the anime is one of the biggest schizophrenic pussy of all time. In the manga, he's actually decent as a character.

True, the manga Shinji is much better.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Maze on April 24, 2009, 07:36:01 PM
I think that's our first "ex-wife" joke on the forums.

Wasn't a joke but alright.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: Tadanori Oyama on April 24, 2009, 07:38:43 PM
I think that's our first "ex-wife" joke on the forums.

Wasn't a joke but alright.

Ex-wife reference then, just making note of the occation.
Title: Re: People you would fight
Post by: rayner23 on April 24, 2009, 11:57:22 PM
Don't fight the Yamadas! They are so nice and wacky . . . especially the grandma.