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Title: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Review Cultist on January 28, 2015, 04:14:23 PM
So I saw that reply on the Final Revelation's Post-Mortem episode and followed through with my response to it... albeit in my cartoon fashion. Hope people like it.

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/028/a/2/essential_salts_t_shirt__web_version__by_crazon-d8frmia.jpg)

Comments on how to improve it are always welcome of course.

Note: This is a scaled down version, I made the PSD file like 12"x18" for high quality reasons... you know... just incase. XD
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Kamen on January 28, 2015, 06:55:24 PM
Excellent! Good work as always Review Cultist! I've had few shirt ideas myself, so if I get the time I'll draft up and post 'em here.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: trinite on January 30, 2015, 02:15:28 PM
I can't draw worth crap, so I'll just describe ideas:

1. Just text on a plain background: Ross Payton is a Horrible Monster

2. A d20, with the 20-face replaced by the face of Tom Church.

3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS

4. White text on a blue background: I'm not a cop. I'd have to tell you if I were a cop.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Mr. Purple on January 31, 2015, 01:56:42 PM


3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS



At this point, we almost need a bulleted list.

Do not punch:
-Dogs
-Monks
-Sharks
-Undead Samurai
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Kamen on January 31, 2015, 01:59:54 PM

3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS


At this point, we almost need a bulleted list.

Do not punch:
-Dogs
-Monks
-Sharks
-Undead Samurai


And then an empty bullet point for the next, inevitable thing to not punch.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: BeyondSandrock on January 31, 2015, 02:16:13 PM
Technically, the monk was slapped, not punched. A shirt with Darlington moving towards the monk with his palm out shouting "NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!" would be closer  ;D.

Also anytime I think about that scene, this is what plays in my head:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4MWQbZdZQE#t=14m00s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4MWQbZdZQE#t=14m00s)
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Tim on January 31, 2015, 11:59:18 PM
So really all of RPPR has been an elaborate simulation to see which things can and cannot be punched. It all is starting to make sense although I wonder which of the things have been found to be in the can punch category?
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: FuzzyDan on February 01, 2015, 12:13:49 AM
So really all of RPPR has been an elaborate simulation to see which things can and cannot be punched. It all is starting to make sense although I wonder which of the things have been found to be in the can punch category?

The Keys.  For God's Sake.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Twisting H on February 03, 2015, 07:22:31 AM
That is Fantastic Review cultist!

Another shirt idea: Shotgun crossed with a bundle of dynamite. A green triangle in the center. A scroll in a circle around it with the motto “Don’t read the books stupid” in Latin. Make it look like a school crest.

3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS

I was listening to the Miskatonic University Podcast, Live Play.  They are working through Masks of Nyarlathotep.  In the New York chapter (session 2 or 3, if I remember correctly) one of the characters tried to sneak onto an upscale property to raid their library.  He was seen but managed to dodge the waitstaff and was close to being home free.  Until the Keeper decided they released the hounds. Two dogs to be precise.  Things progress as you would expect with the player whiffing every punch roll and the dogs doing what dogs do best in Cthulhu.

The kicker? This was a character who survived the entire Sense of the Slight of Hand Man campaign.

The campaign so far is pretty good. If you only listen to one episode, listen to Episode 10. They players experiment with magic and well...might have to flee England as a result.

http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/ (http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/)

Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: trinite on February 03, 2015, 11:49:17 AM
That is Fantastic Review cultist!

Another shirt idea: Shotgun crossed with a bundle of dynamite. A green triangle in the center. A scroll in a circle around it with the motto “Don’t read the books stupid” in Latin. Make it look like a school crest.

3. A warning sign: DO NOT PUNCH THE DOGS

I was listening to the Miskatonic University Podcast, Live Play.  They are working through Masks of Nyarlathotep.  In the New York chapter (session 2 or 3, if I remember correctly) one of the characters tried to sneak onto an upscale property to raid their library.  He was seen but managed to dodge the waitstaff and was close to being home free.  Until the Keeper decided they released the hounds. Two dogs to be precise.  Things progress as you would expect with the player whiffing every punch roll and the dogs doing what dogs do best in Cthulhu.

The kicker? This was a character who survived the entire Sense of the Slight of Hand Man campaign.

The campaign so far is pretty good. If you only listen to one episode, listen to Episode 10. They players experiment with magic and well...might have to flee England as a result.

http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/ (http://www.mu-podcast.com/category/liveplay/)

Yeah...dogs, man. Thanks for reminding me of that. And I didn't know that they'd posted more since I last checked! Thanks!
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: trinite on February 06, 2015, 04:22:34 PM
Another shirt idea:

An elaborate katana or greatsword, intricately inscribed: "Orphanbane"
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Tim on February 06, 2015, 06:50:34 PM
Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Mr. Purple on February 07, 2015, 05:58:44 PM
Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?

"Oooh, my new shirt arrived!  Oh, hello officer... yeah, I know my rights.  I'll get in the back."
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: trinite on March 09, 2015, 04:08:42 PM
From the Introduction thread.

A checklist that reads:
_Grad School
_Cats
_Beer
_Role Playing Public Radio
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Review Cultist on March 09, 2015, 04:11:34 PM
Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?

"Oooh, my new shirt arrived!  Oh, hello officer... yeah, I know my rights.  I'll get in the back."

I think we're missing the obvious shirt idea from this:

"Does This SHIRT Smell Like Chloroform To You?"

XD
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: BeyondSandrock on March 09, 2015, 07:08:10 PM
Wonder what the mean time from donning to arrest a shirt that said "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" would have?

"Oooh, my new shirt arrived!  Oh, hello officer... yeah, I know my rights.  I'll get in the back."

I think we're missing the obvious shirt idea from this:

"Does This SHIRT Smell Like Chloroform To You?"

XD

Only if we write on the back "If you can read this, I'm probably unconscious. Please help me up."
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Review Cultist on March 09, 2015, 08:20:01 PM
Oh I am so rendering that shirt. XD
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Thorn on March 09, 2015, 08:34:53 PM
"You gotta tell me if you're a cop."
                               -RPPR
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Mr. Purple on March 12, 2015, 06:07:12 PM
"Less-lethal takedowns and their  pros and cons"

Chloroform, tazer, blow to the head, chokehold, etc.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Morbid on March 20, 2015, 02:53:21 PM
I liked the idea from episode 103.

"So I'm just like, fuck it."
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Kamen on March 20, 2015, 03:06:49 PM
I liked the idea from episode 103.

"So I'm just like, fuck it."

Just layer that over Ross' author headshot, DONE!
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: clockworkjoe on March 20, 2015, 04:42:03 PM
I liked the idea from episode 103.

"So I'm just like, fuck it."

What was that quote in reference to?
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Kamen on March 21, 2015, 04:17:58 AM
If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's your attitude towards adding stuff into the Masks campaign, "So I'm just like, fuck it" and Caleb says we should make that a shirt with your face on it.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Morbid on March 23, 2015, 10:35:09 AM
Exactly that.  You'd mentioned running Masks pretty much out of the book but when adding stuff from other books, it had become, "I'm just like, fuck it, I'm going to add all sorts of material to it."  It's right around the 100 minute mark. 

"Just because the characters have full access to the plot doesn't mean they won't gun down Charlie Chaplain" was the other shirt suggestion from that episode. 

Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Twisting H on April 05, 2015, 02:33:41 AM
From the RPPR after hours #3 where Caleb fails his san check upon being presented with the majesty (horror) that is Nightbane/Rifts/Palladium

"I'm a thirteenth level Contrarian!" 

Holy shit this episode is fantastic.

"Gamers in the Mist" (on the back) "You can identify the leader by the size of his neckbeard"

"Debating Palladium like the Talmud"
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Review Cultist on April 05, 2015, 02:15:02 PM
Is Gencon going to turn into "Your not a true fan if you don't have a quote t-shirt on!" or rather more optimistically: "Would you like to join our cult? Here's a T-shirt!" XD
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Alethea on April 05, 2015, 04:50:13 PM
"Would you like to join our cult? Here's a T-shirt!"

I am interested in your product and/or service and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Kamen on April 15, 2015, 01:48:05 AM
"I went to the Dreamlands and all I got was this bong."
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Twisting H on April 19, 2015, 01:34:28 PM
And on the back "Heroin or Cthulhu" from Masks of Nyarlathotep Episode 5.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: trinite on April 20, 2015, 10:40:55 AM
From Masks of Nyarlathotep 5 (1:58:35):
"Okay, so, THIS is used to clean your teeth!"

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Webley_Military_Mark_IV_1793.jpg/295px-Webley_Military_Mark_IV_1793.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Vivax on April 25, 2015, 02:49:34 PM
A cartoon Chirop eagerly watches Norm order a latte from outside a window.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Twisting H on April 29, 2015, 04:38:08 AM
From Dungeon Crawl Classics

"We make the bugbears into a sweatshop"

"We still got a goose dude, we're fine."

"Dude, look at the quads on the Chaos Lord! He does not skip leg day."

And of course the best

"Are you a mimic? You have to tell me if you are a mimic."

Ross had a really evil one in Duality episode 15.  It was something like "If you want a moxie, you have to kill witnesses."  His phrasing was much more amusing.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Lordsloth on May 07, 2015, 02:40:03 PM
(front)
The image of the wonderful "shark knifing" incident from RPPR illustrated.

(/Back)
"Warning: Listening to RPPR may cause side effects such as: Shark-fighting, Dog-punching, Horrible-monstering, and a sense of increasing all-encompassing cosmic dread. If you should experience any of these symptoms(or dog punching lasting longer than 4 combat rounds), please see your party doctor/psychiatrist." Ia. Ia.
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Alethea on May 07, 2015, 07:01:02 PM
(front)
The image of the wonderful "shark knifing" incident from RPPR illustrated.

(/Back)
"Warning: Listening to RPPR may cause side effects such as: Shark-fighting, Dog-punching, Horrible-monstering, and a sense of increasing all-encompassing cosmic dread. If you should experience any of these symptoms(or dog punching lasting longer than 4 combat rounds), please see your party doctor/psychiatrist." Ia. Ia.

Yes please!
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Mr. Purple on May 08, 2015, 07:31:30 PM
(front)
The image of the wonderful "shark knifing" incident from RPPR illustrated.

(/Back)
"Warning: Listening to RPPR may cause side effects such as: Shark-fighting, Dog-punching, Horrible-monstering, and a sense of increasing all-encompassing cosmic dread. If you should experience any of these symptoms(or dog punching lasting longer than 4 combat rounds), please see your party doctor/psychiatrist." Ia. Ia.

Can we add "Murder-hoboing" "Arson" and "High Treason" to the list of things it can cause?
Yes please!
Title: Re: Shirt Ideas?
Post by: Lordsloth on May 08, 2015, 08:28:29 PM
I wasn't sure how much would fit on a shirt as it was, David. But yes, adding those would be Awwww-sooooome!