: clockworkjoe March 17, 2009, 02:44:06 PM
This is proof. http://sandstormreviews.blogspot.com/2006/08/goodkind-parodies.html
# In one book, Goodkind creates a nation of pacifists (led by a small boy) as a strawman argument to display why Pacifism is Wrong. The pacifists stage a peaceful demostration to stop Richard from going to war; Richard slaughters the protestors, who are "armed only with their hatred for moral clarity." Richard also kills unarmed council members.
Jagang is the leader of the Imperial Order, who are the main bad guys. Their philosophy is a bastard mix of communism and Islam, where everyone has to serve the collective and will go to heaven if they die in battle (or somesuch). Goodkind spends several pages at a time detailing the atrocities committed by the IO, in case we were in any doubt about whether they were the bad guys. They also make captured enemies eat their own testicles. They enjoy eating the testicles of captured enemies; it is Kahlan who makes enemies eat their own testicles.**
: dragonshaos March 17, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
: Tadanori Oyama March 17, 2009, 04:20:32 PM
Didn't know any stuff about religion/political, I just didn't like Richard. He seemed like a real dick.
: clockworkjoe March 17, 2009, 05:28:31 PM
My brother has read some of those books. I never really saw the appeal and when he told me some about them I decided they weren't worth my time.
Didn't know any stuff about religion/political, I just didn't like Richard. He seemed like a real dick.
Yeah, he is a dick.
# Richard abandons his troops at one point because he doesn't think they are worthy of him.
# While being tortured by the enemy, Richard used his magic power to kick an (evil) 8-year-old girl in the jaw in a convoluted escape plot; the phrase used by Goodkind to describe this power is "Richard's thing rose up in him".
# Richard's latest battle tactics are simple - his army of D'Harans is too small to take on the huge enemy army, so instead he orders them to go to the enemy homeland and slaughter all the civilians, removing the ears of anyone who preaches the enemy faith. Because this is the only moral thing to do
# Richard eventually kills Drefan by ripping his spine out through his stomach. Despite this, he is still able to have one last go with a sword before expiring.*
: Tadanori Oyama March 17, 2009, 05:43:13 PM
The only story fragment I remember was that Richard disregards all riddles for some reason. Seemed like a very poor idea for any sort of commander or leader to completely ignore anything.
: clockworkjoe March 17, 2009, 08:12:11 PM
: Tadanori Oyama March 17, 2009, 10:04:39 PM
: Maze March 17, 2009, 10:35:50 PM
I should have listened to my intuition about one of Anne Rice's book too when I stumbled upon that steaming pile of erotic bisexual vampire bullshit.
: clockworkjoe March 17, 2009, 11:03:49 PM
Kind of like how in Tom Clancy novels all the brances of the military get along and don't fight about funding? And their intellegence is always reliable. And only the bleeding heart liberal politcal figure keep the heroes from saving the world before page 10.
Not enough technology/weapon porn
"The president stroked his new rifle. The metal is rust blued, the stock is plain black, and the rifle weighs 9 pounds with scope. It’s chambered for the .404 Jeffrey, an old but highly useful cartridge that Hornady just brought back to life. The .404 fires a 400-grain bullet at 2,100 fps, so this is a dangerous-game rifle. It’s been to Africa twice, and has about 500 rounds through it. It is, you might say, nothing more than a highly worked-over Model 70. And this is true, in the sense that the car that Jeff Gordon drives is a highly worked-over Chevrolet."
: Phelanar March 17, 2009, 11:06:17 PM
: rayner23 March 18, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Funny story about that girl:
She is uber-Christian and she was in the computer lab with this other uber-Christian girl and they were talking relationships.
Girl 1: So, my boyfriend just broke up with me.
Girl 2: I'm sorry to hear that! What happened?
Girl 1: He said that God told him that he shouldn't be in a relationship right now.
Girl 2: Don't you hate it when that happens?
I wanted to turn and ask, "This has happened before?!" but managed to sit and seethe my rage.
Not sure what that has to do with books/gaming, but anyway . . .
: clockworkjoe March 18, 2009, 11:27:31 PM
: Tadanori Oyama March 19, 2009, 01:50:14 AM
: Maze March 19, 2009, 09:01:11 AM
One would think that just about any line beginning with "God told me..." would be a red flag.
I second that thought.
None the less, God, as an excuse, might come in handy at later times. I'll remember that.
: rayner23 March 19, 2009, 09:55:39 AM
"Listen baby, I care about you, but the Raven Queen tells me that I just shouldn't be in a relationship right now."
: Bitbam88 March 23, 2009, 12:25:42 AM
I know their taste was questionable, but now I'm really worried.
: clockworkjoe March 23, 2009, 01:11:34 AM
All I've heard about Terry Goodkind's series is from a couple of my friends that love it...
I know their taste was questionable, but now I'm really worried.
Follow Richard's example:
# Richard abandons his troops at one point because he doesn't think they are worthy of him.
: dragonshaos March 23, 2009, 02:39:40 AM
All I've heard about Terry Goodkind's series is from a couple of my friends that love it...
I know their taste was questionable, but now I'm really worried.
Follow Richard's example:# Richard abandons his troops at one point because he doesn't think they are worthy of him.
I am in agreement with this =
Rolling 1d100+15: (1)+15: Total = 16
: Maze March 23, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
: Tadanori Oyama March 23, 2009, 10:09:00 PM
: dragonshaos March 24, 2009, 12:02:39 AM