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General Category => General Chaos => : Zeernebooch July 16, 2009, 11:56:46 PM
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So this week me and my family were visiting some old friends of ours in in Bay Area of California and one of them had one hell of a crazy story that she heard from a friend.
A couple of chicks she knew were out clubbing and one of them met a guy she was really digging on and decides to go home with him.
So the next morning she goes home and everything is fine. After a day or so she develops a rash on her face (I think) and decides to go to the doctor. The doc says that they will have results in about 12 to 24 hours as to what it is.
So latter the doctor calls her and tells her to get to the office IMMEDIATELY.
She gets there and the doctor tells her the rash she has is one you can only get from someone who has been eating Human Fucking Flesh!
The guy was apparently a serial killer with a fridge full o' human parts and she was potentially his next victim.
Crazy shit man...I could not make this stuff up.
How would you feel if you got sexed up by a cannibal?
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I would feel pretty bad. I guess I would start a support group with the guy who got his kidney removed and woke up in a bathtub full of ice, the woman who found out that a serial killer was in her backseat so the car behind her was trying to warn her and not ram her off the road and the guy who was with his honey and was making out wen the phone rigns. He anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" He tell his girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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so i guess shes lucky she did not get eaten out? whahaha that was bad sorry, crazy fucking story.
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so i guess shes lucky she did not get eaten out? whahaha that was bad sorry, crazy fucking story.
I think i broke a rib!
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How would you feel if you got sexed up by a cannibal?
I object to the implication that being a cannibal automatically makes one a serial killer. Sure, this cannibal was a crazy killer but the next cannibal she meets might be nice and gets his stuff from the morgue. You shouldn't judge people purely on their preference for eating human flesh.
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Human bodies with all their vaccines and bad diets aren't very healthy to eat. Much less a dead one.
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yeah I heard this story also but it was in mexico or some place like that
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i take this story with a grain of salt.
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i take this story with a grain of salt.
Yeah, salt, pepper and maybe some BBQ sauce.
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i take this story with a grain of salt.
Yeah, salt, pepper and maybe some BBQ sauce.
Too bad they didnt have any that stuff in the movie/book/realstory alive.
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When did Aston Kutcher jump out of the closet, punch her in the face and say "You got punked!"?
Because that would have been hilarious. Aston Kutcher is the Seinfeld of our generation
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When did Aston Kutcher jump out of the closet, punch her in the face and say "You got punked!"?
Because that would have been hilarious. Aston Kutcher is the Seinfeld of our generation
what a sad generation we have if we have to compair seinfeild to kelso.
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When did Aston Kutcher jump out of the closet, punch her in the face and say "You got punked!"?
Because that would have been hilarious. Aston Kutcher is the Seinfeld of our generation
what a sad generation we have if we have to compair seinfeild to kelso.
I think you can give my post the same weight as the first post
Aston Kurcher is so great that he is the font from which all comedy flows. He was old when the wod was young. When the first cave man hit another cave man with a rock and laughed, Aston Kutcher was there. He will survive you and me. Only when the universe gives it's last, will Aston Kutcher finally close the door and leave forever.
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Ashton Kutcher = Fonzie
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ashton is a fag
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When did Aston Kutcher jump out of the closet, punch her in the face and say "You got punked!"?
Because that would have been hilarious. Aston Kutcher is the Seinfeld of our generation
what a sad generation we have if we have to compair seinfeild to kelso.
I think you can give my post the same weight as the first post
Aston Kurcher is so great that he is the font from which all comedy flows. He was old when the wod was young. When the first cave man hit another cave man with a rock and laughed, Aston Kutcher was there. He will survive you and me. Only when the universe gives it's last, will Aston Kutcher finally close the door and leave forever.
well at last i have a reason to pray for 2012.
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When did Aston Kutcher jump out of the closet, punch her in the face and say "You got punked!"?
Because that would have been hilarious. Aston Kutcher is the Seinfeld of our generation
what a sad generation we have if we have to compair seinfeild to kelso.
I think you can give my post the same weight as the first post
Aston Kurcher is so great that he is the font from which all comedy flows. He was old when the wod was young. When the first cave man hit another cave man with a rock and laughed, Aston Kutcher was there. He will survive you and me. Only when the universe gives it's last, will Aston Kutcher finally close the door and leave forever.
well at last i have a reason to pray for 2012.
Zing
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When did Aston Kutcher jump out of the closet, punch her in the face and say "You got punked!"?
Because that would have been hilarious. Aston Kutcher is the Seinfeld of our generation
what a sad generation we have if we have to compair seinfeild to kelso.
I think you can give my post the same weight as the first post
Aston Kurcher is so great that he is the font from which all comedy flows. He was old when the wod was young. When the first cave man hit another cave man with a rock and laughed, Aston Kutcher was there. He will survive you and me. Only when the universe gives it's last, will Aston Kutcher finally close the door and leave forever.
well at last i have a reason to pray for 2012.
Zing
A zinger worthy of Kutcher himself.
This thread is now about crazy stories about Aston Kutcher
One time my Grandma was out at a bar when she met a nice young gentleman. Now my grandmother isn't that kind of girl, but she is an alcoholic. So there down by the docks when Aston Kutcher jumps out from under the pier and clocks the guy and says
"The Age of Suffering is nigh! Soon the blood of the chosen shall wash through the bones of the children. The beast shall tear at your backs and the snake shall tangle your feet. All shall cry out for an end to the suffering, but none shall die and no hope shall escape. The Fortuitous shall enter the stage of this world and start to draw the curtain, but the rope shall be cut, and they will be scattered to the Zephyrus. In those final orgies of malfeasance, I shall rise upon the ancient throne which has thirty two names, none permitted to morals, and you shall here the coming of the chicken that crossed the road."
Then everyone clapped.
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...I failed my sanity roll...
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* roll roll roll *
Lose 9. Roll for your temporary insanity.
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