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: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: bolodarrark March 25, 2009, 05:17:13 PM
Hi,
it's first time for me here,  is it possible that anyone knows  if this solution about warcraft is good?.  I am talkin about the one  I discovered on this fantasy online shop

PISS OFF
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: clockworkjoe March 25, 2009, 05:22:13 PM
you're banned.
: Re: Wow tricks
: clockworkjoe March 25, 2009, 05:27:48 PM
NO HOLDS BARRED WOOOO

"Uhh...I suppose I could do that," says Bob, his face furrowing up in concentration. The air shimmers around him, and numerous strange things happen. After the third shimmer, Bob begins screaming "THE EXECUTIONER I WAS MEANT TO BE!" with each successive shimmer. After a few more, he begins to also scream "I MUST DIE WHILE SUFFERING!" at the same time. It's a good thing he's an angel, or he'd have some serious difficulties. After the last spell, a deafening fart echoes out across the city. "Gee, I guess that my powers are a bit rusty. Should I try that again?"

Manslop, Joseph, and Elizabeth all notice that they now hold glowing magical weapons in their hands. Everyone also notices that onlookers are staring at them strangely now. People who can see other party members notice that their companions have all acquired a faintly glowing magical symbol in the shape of a vagina. You all feel strangely compelled to scratch and sniff it.

The elf Cynegels is talking to steps back as the glowing vagina symbol appears on his forehead. "The kings have come again! It's as the prophecy said! ALL HAIL!" he shouts, falling to his knees as a thunderous fart echoes across the city. The rest of the patrons of the bar do the same.

Elizabeth notices a convenient home improvements shop just down the street, and is making her way there when a beautifully worked awl pike appears in her hands. Shortly after that, a thunderous fart echoes throughout the city.


Bob causes the following things to happen:
He casts Mass Vulnerability to Unethicality
A random weapon to appear in Elizabeth's hands (a +15 awl pike, sized for her)
Another random weapon to appear in Manslop's hands (a +5 voluge)
He causes himself to have to yell "The executioner I was meant to be!" whenever a spell is cast
He causes a magical scratch-n-sniff symbol of a smelly vagina to appear on the forehead of each party member
He acquires scotophilia (I don't even want to know what that is)
He casts Detect Magic
He casts Mass Protection from Physical Harm
He causes both himself and Manslop to forever believe that talking things out is overrated. Attack first!
He causes himself to have a 12% chance to shit 8 random gems each day if meat is consumed.
He causes a random weapon to appear in Joseph's hands (a +5 long spear)
He causes Manslop to forever hiccup while telling a lie
He causes himself to fart at 125 dB whenever a spell is cast

Remember, the dice never lie.

Also, anyone who's not posting is going to be subject to getting killed in stupid ways that are neither entertaining nor scholarly.


F.A.T.A.L.

When it first hit the fora it was greeted with derision and disbelief, with posters quoting snippets from the ruleset as “evidence” that they can't be serious, this can't be a real game, they had to be putting everyone on. Sadly, it eventually came out that it was no joke, that Byron Hall and company were dead serious and firmly believed they had created the Greatest Game Ever (an opinion they apparently still hold).

The short version: FATAL is over-complex, incoherent, racist, misogynist, and deviant in a bad way. More details are in the “Game That Must Not Be Named” entry and the links from there. Note: The source of the game, fatalgames.com, may have recently gone out of business. (And the consensus is "good riddance".)

In the first edition, F.A.T.A.L is an acronym for "Fantasy Adventures to Adult Lechery", but this was toned down to "From Another Time, Another Land" in the second edition.

    * "Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery (FATAL)" by Jason Sartin and Darren MacLennan. The infamous review of F.A.T.A.L.. Originally posted on April 10, 2004 as an RPGnet review, but quickly pulled due to the controversy. Now hosted on Sartin's site.
    * FATALReviewRebuttal. A copy of author Byron Hall's rebuttal of the Sartin & MacLennan review (originally posted at www.fatalgames.com).
    * "FATAL: WTF?!" thread on RPGnet where Byron Hall announced the availability of the rebuttal. Degenerated into a massive flamewar.
    * Fatal Games website, as preserved by the Wayback Machine. Includes the original pdf.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 25, 2009, 05:36:18 PM
So this is the source of the old "fart, reverse counter fart" story from episode whatever, eh?

Well... it's horrifying.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Zeernebooch March 25, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
Am I a bad person for being intrigued by this?
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 25, 2009, 05:43:59 PM
Am I a bad person for being intrigued by this?

No. You are a horrible person for being intrigued by this.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Zeernebooch March 25, 2009, 05:48:59 PM
Well at least you are being honest :D
I blame my buddy Ronny for my being intrigued... most demented gay man I have ever met.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 25, 2009, 05:52:39 PM
I have friends who might find this interesting as well. Luckily, I already know that they are beyond hope so it doesn't change anything.

The 1d6 sane lose from this little sample is enough for me. I'm not looking at anymore tomes, statues, or wood cuts.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Zeernebooch March 25, 2009, 05:59:46 PM
For me it would be more a a "I have to see how bad this really is..." kind of thing.
Unfortunately there a lot of those out there and I hate myself every time I see one hehe
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 25, 2009, 09:14:12 PM
u r not redy 4 fatal

: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 25, 2009, 10:08:50 PM
Ok, first off, what the fuck happened in that first post?

Being a guy that looks up the definition of every word he does not understand: Scotophilia (unlike Scatophilia) is just a synonym of Nyctophilia, which means that prefers darkness or night, like a bat or a raccoon, I guess. Man, did I screw up the punctuation in that last sentence, might as well, go. With it. Motherfuckers :P

I did acquire a copy *cough* of Fatal to look at it, it's not only made of vagina scratch-and-smell spells and nipple hue stats. It is pretty much encompass both banal and anal stuff. They've got stats for every part of the body practically and spells for tons of useless non-deviant shit. It's more boring than disgusting in my opinion.

The creators are sociopaths that should definitely be in an insane asylum in any case.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 25, 2009, 10:17:46 PM
he was not worthy

r u worthy
RULE # 346: I had said several (7) years ago in 1996 that Stan Lee decades ago based the MU on oriental culture & myths in reference to 20% of the personality & struggle of mutants, who are like the Samaria & ninja warriors in conflicts with modern warfare technology of 18th century, which is represented by the MU mutants & Sentinels, latter (Sentinels) attempt to get rid of the former (mutants), in the same competition for control for political power that the modern Japanese soldiers of 18th century try to take away from the Samaria. And, personality of Xavier [IN THEORY] represents & is a combination of an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh & Thomas Edison; while, Magneto represents & is a combination of an ancient adversary of this ancient Egyptian pharaoh & Nicola Tesla, who was, also, adversary of Thomas Edison: not entirely but some truth to this based on S.L.’s biography. This ancient Egyptian Pharaoh is not but is like the fictional character “Alexander the Great” in the cartoon series of REIN when compared to Xavier & vice versa for his adversary, when compared to Magneto. Also, note that China & India had trade routes with Egypt in ancient times in between 1234 BC & 2468 BC.


: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 25, 2009, 11:44:03 PM
So clearly we have a mortal attempting to make manifest the thoughts of outer beings from beyond understanding because normal people don't think shit like that!

And Ross, you are seriously freaking me out with the weird "talking", dude. I feel like I wondered into a staging of the King in Yellow and the curtain is rising. I know to run and my soul cries for me to do so but the darkness in my mind pushes me to stay and see...
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 25, 2009, 11:55:22 PM
post stuff already!!!

"Gregon convinced Blix Stadwich to launch an attack upon
Morgoth Malthos while some of Zaps Commandos were away
guarding Morgoth Estaban. Blix planned to launch an attack upon
Morgoth Malthos by rowing her Commandos across Morgoth Lost
Lake, and then attacking from the west. Blix's army, with Gregon
in its ranks, set off toward Morgoth Malthos in 731."
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 12:02:55 AM
What are we supposed to quote? Heck, I'll quote the Resident Evil screenplay written by George A. Romero, thank god it wasn't chosen because it sucked.

The TOWN is EMPTY...except for NINE LONELY FIGURES, lumbering
   down Main Street. They, too...are ZOMBIES. The hot wave
   HITS. Two are VAPORIZED. FIRE engulfs two more. The BRAINS
   of two others are DESTROYED by flying debris.. .
   
   ...which catches the remaining three, as well. Arms are
   torn off. Iron shafts from shattered plumbing, shards of
   window glass, slats from picket fences... PUNCH through
   necks, chests, bellies...
   
   ...but the dead things, their skulls undamaged,
   through billows of dust... drooling hungrily.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 01:18:26 AM
MOAR

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6722/losttigerbobo1.th.jpg) (http://img258.imageshack.us/my.php?image=losttigerbobo1.jpg)
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/4943/losttigerbobo2.th.jpg) (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=losttigerbobo2.jpg)
(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5750/losttigerbobo3.th.jpg) (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=losttigerbobo3.jpg)
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4781/losttigerbobo4.th.jpg) (http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=losttigerbobo4.jpg)
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/720/losttigerbobo5.th.jpg) (http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=losttigerbobo5.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 26, 2009, 01:34:46 AM
I... I can't really compete with any of this... umm.... how's this? It only gets worse if you continue.

http://sexylosers.com/020.html
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 01:44:24 AM
I SEEEE YOU

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t221/AbusePuppy/IMG_0482-1.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 01:45:42 AM
GIVE US A HUG

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i99/gibbj77/WTF/tekalili.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 26, 2009, 01:57:15 AM
The "real" Kirby.

(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kirby.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 02:03:13 AM
The "real" Kirby.

(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kirby.jpg)

YES

moar fatal 4 u
:
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
               Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Grignr Gender: M Race: Anakim
Player Name: Occupation: Gladiator Age Category: Infant
Homeland: Level: Religion: Demon worship
Height: 26 Weight: 104 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 0 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Pale
Marital Status: Happily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Bastard  Hair Color: Brunette  Hair Type: Thick, straight, oily
Hair Length: Shoulder Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature:  Mouth, protruding lower lip; Altruistic, shows greater concern for others
Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:9/20/5100
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Chest
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability           Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________

PHYSIQUE:               143 +13
Physical Fitness:        98 -3 Sprint: 28
Strength:               233 +40 Damage: +200% LP: +18 Bench: 430
Bodily Attractiveness:  117 +5
Health:                 126 +8 Vomit: -25% Ill. Imm. 83%

CHARISMA:                56 -45
Facial:                  51 -60 Deformed
Vocal:                   52 -60 Detached
Kinetic:                 56 -45 Rough
Rhetoric:                65 -35 Avg. Speech Rate: 80

DEXTERITY:               39 -75
Hand-Eye Coordination:   16 -90 Precision: 1 foot
Agility:                 57 -45 Armour: -45 Sec. to stand: 7
Reaction Speed:          20 -90 Deep sleep recovery: 7
Enunciation:             64 -40 Max. Speech Rate: 80 Time to cast: +120%

INTELLIGENCE:            84 -18
Language:                67 -35 Vocab. Limit: Woman
Math:                    98 -3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical:              95 -6
Spatial:                 78 -24 Unfamiliar assembly: 12 pieces

WISDOM:                  43 -60
Drive:                   82 -18 Hours Relaxing: 19
Intuition:               44 -60
Common Sense:            18 -90 Likely to: Attempt to kill a god
Reflection:              29 -75 Earliest memory: 1 month ago

Number Trait # Description
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1            51         The anakim has a robust jaw able to crush bone.
2            21         The anakim has unusually large genitals.
3            48         The anakim has the hooves of a goat. 2x kick damage.
4            40         The anakim causes humans within one foot to desire anal sex according to their sexuality.
5            32         The anakim is repelled by holy ground.
6            33         The anakim is only harmed by special weapons. Consult with the MM.
7            64         The anakim has a third eye in the middle of their forehead. Vision +1d20       
             
Life Points: 45 Unconscious: CA:

Piety Points: 35 Magic Points:

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: Neutral Morality: Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 15 Choleric: 50 Melancholic: 0 Phlegmatic: 89
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Choleric

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 38
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: Depression
Illness 2: Panic Disorder
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 12" Manhood Circumference: 4"
Anal Circumference Potential: 6" Nipple Length: 1/2"
Areola Diameter: 2" Areola Hue: Dark
Tongue Size: 2"          Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 81
-------------------------------------Skills-----------------------------------------
Brawling 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Climb 5 + (-3+40-45)/3 = +3
Dismemberment 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Hewing 5 + 40 = +45
Impaling 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Intimidation 15 + (13-45)/2 = -1
Jump 5 - 3 = +2
Mangling 15 + (40-45)/2 = +13
Parry 5 + (-90-45)/2 = -62
Search 5 + (-90-60)/2 = -70
Seduction 5 + (5-45)/2 = -15
Sexual Adeptness 10 + (5-60-45)/3 = -23
Silence 5 + (-45-90)/2 = -62
Sound 5 + 8 = +13
Sprint 5 - 3 = +2
Swim 5 + (40-3)/2 = +23
Trickery 10 - 45 = -35
Urinating 5 + (8-90)/2 = -36
Weapon (Longsword) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Greatsword) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Maul) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Greataxe) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Weapon (Trident) 10 + (40-45)/2 = +8
Wrestling 15 + (40-45)/2 = +13


    Yeah, like did you know that Dark Elves only reproduce in huge orgies?



Or that it's entirely possible to be a human being that allerigc to MAMMALS?

Or that the half life of the world is about 3 years?


Scholarly facts are what FATAL's all about.

0.0.3

Joseph wakes up lying in a gutter like all of the other gutters he's found himself in over the years. This one's pretty dank, but not as dank as he'd like it to be; he'd rate it a four out of five stars for dankness. He'd heard vague murmurings about the tournament around the town, and he liked the idea of being able to legally beat the crap out of the people who'd been mocking him behind his back for so many years.

He cracks his knuckles loudly as gets up, takes a piss on one of the sleeping bums who he thought had laughed at him behind his back the night before, and heads off to buy himself a weapon.


Making a Urinating skill check (untrained; 3d10-26) after 8 hours of sleep and 3 pints of beer (1% of body weight).

Edit: result 17 - 26 = -9. GO FATAL GO!
Edit mark III: for targeting. ps tairngire is a fag <3
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 02:03:47 AM
What the fuck is this thread about!??!! ???
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 02:07:14 AM
What the fuck is this thread about!??!! ???

FREE FIRE

(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5381/freefirecomic.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 02:12:05 AM
Finally a reason to post this:
(http://www.mazegraphics.com/images/things%20not%20really%20worth%20dying%20for.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 02:16:33 AM
Time to whip out the : (http://www.mazegraphics.com/images/fckshtdmn.gif)

PS: If you're epileptic, don't stare at the above image too long or natural selection will run its course of action.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 02:22:31 AM
(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/315/creepy.png)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 02:24:00 AM
JUST KIDDING

(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2944/dayofthedolphinver3.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 26, 2009, 02:28:34 AM
That's not creepy. It's fuckin' street justice!


This is going in the YouTube section too, but here first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 02:34:20 AM
Dammit, why can't I sleep!!!
(http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Doktor%20Sleepless%20panel.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 09:37:28 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090225.gif)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 01:07:23 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/n2hkk4.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/21zy8n.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 09:51:09 PM
Fuck kenders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TwwRR6H0FM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TwwRR6H0FM&feature=related)

Watch out they're three-dimensional! Let's defeat them with our poor voice acting!
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Tadanori Oyama March 26, 2009, 10:32:59 PM
Oh no, somebody stabbed the editor!
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 26, 2009, 10:49:28 PM
I don't understand how doing an animation with mostly cel animation and then throwing in some 3d computer animation would be cheaper or better looking.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 26, 2009, 11:06:37 PM
I don't understand how doing an animation with mostly cel animation and then throwing in some 3d computer animation would be cheaper or better looking.

With drugs, lots of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&feature=related)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 27, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
I despise all three of these women writers equally for different reasons:

Wizards, Vampires, Kenders.

(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/41419.jpg)(http://fictionwriters.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/anne-rice.jpg)(http://www.avdistrict.org/library/mweis.jpg)

But man, Rowling is a MILF.  :o
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: AmishNinja March 28, 2009, 02:44:59 PM
(http://www.naturalone.net/images/rage1.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: AmishNinja March 28, 2009, 03:45:46 PM
(http://naturalone.net/images/negrowizzards.png)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 28, 2009, 04:18:22 PM
Yessss

I am pleased

LINK TO FATAL PLAY BY POST GAME entitled "I Put on my wizard robe and hat" http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=950192

of course you need a SA forums account WITH archive access muhahahahahaha

1.0.73

The air shimmers around bob, more thunderous farts echo across the city, and more crazy things are yelled. Made is pretty sure she can make out the addition of "Split their spines!" to the screaming, although it's all so jumbled at this point that it's impossible to tell for sure. When the smoke clears, Bob looks over at a random man walking across the square. "I CAN SMELL YOUR BALLS!" he screams, pointing a finger at the man. "THEY STINK!" He gestues at the man, and the man goes up in a puff of smoke while Bob screams things and farts loudly.

"Oh hey, I did it, just not to the right guy," says Bob, looking simultaneously pleased with himself and dejected.


Grignir manages to put the fire on himself out. The bar is burning pretty intensely now. He spots a chance to further his heroic baby image by rescuing the stupid and innocent civilians who are still in the bar.

Athamas dashes across the street, dodging around a horse who radiates an aura of sass, and tripping over a kneeling elf just inside the door of the bar. "You dare disrespect the king? Kneel fo--" The elf stops, gasping. "Another! This truly is the time of the prophecy! Hail the kings!"


"That would be acceptable. What manner of design would you care for, m'lady?" the construction worker asks.

Zaniness that has happened:
Bob must go carve "My name is George...I eat shit for breakfast!" 100 times on the next tree he sees.
Bob picks up the strange habit of shouting "I can smell your balls!" at random men.
Bob loses 71 points of tracking skill.
Manslop now has a concave chest, losing 9% of his strength and 6 bodily attractiveness.
Grignir gets a +5 halberd.
Bob casts Detect Unethicality.
Bob yells "Split their spines!" whenver a spell is cast.
Bob casts Coercive Spell for Restraining.
Bob casts Diminish Dexterity.
Manslop must switch his sanguine and menancholy temperment scores.
Made will forever experience an orgasm every time she belches.
Bob casts Lesser Vulnerability to Poison.
Bob's body emits an odor that makes invisible creatures visible within 20 feet.

Please see to it that appropriate reactions are given to the spells cast by Bob.

: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 28, 2009, 06:25:57 PM
(http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/5438/lookonmyworksyemightybyam3.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: AmishNinja March 28, 2009, 09:03:31 PM
i gotta agree with the kender critique. this girl i know loooooves kender and pretty much plays one in every game even if it's like an elf or a halfling or whatever. it's fucking ridiculous. the whole "kender are culturally insensitive enough to give no fuck about ownership but if you take exception to this you're closed-minded" double-standard is horseshit too.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 30, 2009, 11:59:59 PM
(http://mundosdekrynn2.iespana.es/pics/r-kender.jpg) = (http://homepages.slingshot.co.nz/~dknight/118293580748.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 31, 2009, 12:34:15 AM
(http://mundosdekrynn2.iespana.es/pics/r-kender.jpg) = (http://homepages.slingshot.co.nz/~dknight/118293580748.jpg)

(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc21/vilawolf1/Macros/AnnonandRPPR.jpg)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 31, 2009, 12:38:20 AM
Curses! There's a 4chan-sympathizer in our midst!
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 31, 2009, 12:50:00 AM
you mean horray. Someone posted this on the RPPR myspace today. Spread the infection word
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 31, 2009, 12:59:51 AM
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8675/beartatothroneofblood.gif)
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 31, 2009, 01:36:24 PM
Looks awfully uncomfortable. Give us a link for that web comic.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 31, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
Looks awfully uncomfortable. Give us a link for that web comic.

that is why he wanted the couch

http://nedroid.com/
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe March 31, 2009, 10:16:42 PM
Congratulations on being selected for Team 7 (forest green shirts) of the Scituate Soccer Club! My name is Michael and I have been fortunate enough to be selected to coach what I know will be a wonderful group of young ladies. Chris Mac will also be coaching and I expect the ever popular Terry to return to the sidelines. Our first game will be Saturday April 4 at 10:00AM. There will be a half hour of skills followed by a 1 hour game, so total time will be 1.5 hours. All games will be played on the fields in the front of the High School. Each player will be required to wear shin guards and cleats are recommended but not required. A ball will be provided to each player at the first meeting, and each player should bring the ball to games and practices. There is no set practice time allotted for the U8 teams, but I will convene with the coaches to determine the best time and place. If there are cancellations due to rain, all notices will be posted via the Scituate Soccer Club website, no calls will be made (though I will try to send an email). Attached is the Schedule and Code of Conduct. After listening to the head of the referees drone on for about 30 minutes on the dangers of jewelry (time which I will never get back), no player will be allowed to play with pierced ears, hairclips, etc. We used to tape the earings, but that practice is no longer acceptable. Please let me know if your child has any health issues that I need to be aware of. My home phone is 781 XXX XXXX, my cell number is 781 XXX XXXX, and I check my email frequently. According to my wife, my emails get too wordy, so for those of you read too slowly, are easily offended, or are too busy, you can stop here. For the others……

OK, here’s the real deal: Team 7 will be called Green Death. We will only acknowledge “Team 7” for scheduling and disciplinary purposes. Green Death has had a long and colorful history, and I fully expect every player and parent to be on board with the team. This is not a team, but a family (some say cult), that you belong to forever. We play fair at all times, but we play tough and physical soccer. We have some returning players who know the deal; for the others, I only expect 110% at every game and practice. We do not cater to superstars, but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull. Unless there is an issue concerning the health of my players or inside info on the opposition, you probably don’t need to talk to me. Coach MacDonald has been designated “good guy” this year.

Some say soccer at this age is about fun and I completely agree. However, I believe winning is fun and losing is for losers. Ergo, we will strive for the “W” in each game. While we may not win every game (excuse me, I just got a little nauseated) I expect us to fight for every loose ball and play every shift as if it were the finals of the World Cup. While I spent a good Saturday morning listening to the legal liability BS, which included a 30 minute dissertation on how we need to baby the kids and especially the refs, I was disgusted. The kids will run, they will fall, get bumps, bruises and even bleed a little. Big deal, it’s good for them (but I do hope the other team is the one bleeding). If the refs can’t handle a little criticism, then they should turn in their whistle. The sooner they figure out how to make a decision and live with the consequences the better. My heckling of the refs is actually helping them develop as people. The political correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines. America’s youth is becoming fat, lazy and non-competitive because competition is viewed as “bad”. I argue that competition is good and is important to the evolution of our species and our survival in what has become an increasingly competitive global economy and dangerous world. Second place trophies are nothing to be proud of as they serve only as a reminder that you missed your goal; their only useful purpose is as an inspiration to do that next set of reps. Do you go to a job interview and not care about winning? Don’t animals eat what they kill (and yes, someone actually kills the meat we eat too – it isn’t grown in plastic wrap)? And speaking of meat, I expect that the ladies be put on a diet of fish, undercooked red meat and lots of veggies. No junk food. Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners.

These are my views and not necessarily the views of the league (but they should be). I recognize that my school of thought may be an ideological shift from conventional norms. But it is imperative that we all fight the good fight, get involved now and resist the urge to become sweat-xedo-wearing yuppies who sit on the sidelines in their LL Bean chairs sipping mocha-latte-half-caf-chinos while discussing reality TV and home decorating with other feeble-minded folks. I want to hear cheering, I want to hear encouragement, I want to get the team pumped up at each and every game and know they are playing for something.

Lastly, we are all cognizant of the soft bigotry that expects women and especially little girls, to be dainty and submissive; I wholeheartedly reject such drivel. My overarching goal is develop ladies who are confident and fearless, who will stand up for their beliefs and challenge the status quo. Girls who will kick ass and take names on the field, off the field and throughout their lives. I want these girls to be winners in the game of life. Who’s with me?

Go Green Death!
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: Maze March 31, 2009, 11:37:37 PM
Did he just suggest the idea of steroids for kids?
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: Dawnsteel March 31, 2009, 11:41:21 PM

If I run across this guy as my daughters play sports, I will do the rest of humanity a favor and kill him.
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: Maze March 31, 2009, 11:47:36 PM
Please do.
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: clockworkjoe April 01, 2009, 01:07:56 AM
http://www.patriotledger.com/sports/x575725578/-Green-Death-coach-resigns
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe April 01, 2009, 12:52:56 PM
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/drfe/20090401

http://wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/duad/20090401
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe April 03, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
MAH NEW DBZ GAME

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: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe April 05, 2009, 02:25:22 AM
POST TO THIS THREAD WITH MORE STUFF

http://binsybaby.livejournal.com/597341.html

gonna run this as an adventure. it will RULE.
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe April 05, 2009, 02:36:25 AM
or maybe this http://nedroid.com/2008/12/808/

or hold a battel of hte bands http://nedroid.com/2009/02/dark-feelins/
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: Maze April 08, 2009, 06:02:12 PM
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: codered April 08, 2009, 07:17:03 PM
Read this shit lol ;D


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: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe April 14, 2009, 08:41:00 PM
just goiing to link dis http://savagecritic.com/2007/11/my-life-is-choked-with-comics-14.html
: Re: RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD
: clockworkjoe April 19, 2009, 11:52:14 PM
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