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General Category => General Chaos => : ristarr February 24, 2010, 10:40:15 PM
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I have spent all this time preparing for these types of earthshaking events and what if they never happen?
I know what actions to take against slow zombies, fast zombies and even those rabid fuckers from Quarantine ( actually, against them I would just give up ).
I have studied and can recognize the signs of a pod people invasion.
I know to sneeze on the things with the prehensile eye stalks from Mars and to throw nukes behind my ship to destroy the elephant aliens.
I can infect motherships with viruses from my Macbook.
I know Frankenstein doesn't like fire.
I have spent many years learning esoteric lore about vampires and werewolves that will render them vulnerable to my assaults. ( no, they only fucking sparkle in hollywood ).
And don't get me started on all the fantasy creatures I have studied, never thinking of encountering them, but just in case!
What if it never happens? Have all these skills been learned in vain?
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I have spent all this time preparing for these types of earthshaking events and what if they never happen?
I know what actions to take against slow zombies, fast zombies and even those rabid fuckers from Quarantine ( actually, against them I would just give up ).
I have studied and can recognize the signs of a pod people invasion.
I know to sneeze on the things with the prehensile eye stalks from Mars and to throw nukes behind my ship to destroy the elephant aliens.
I can infect motherships with viruses from my Macbook.
I know Frankenstein doesn't like fire.
I have spent many years learning esoteric lore about vampires and werewolves that will render them vulnerable to my assaults. ( no, they only fucking sparkle in hollywood ).
And don't get me started on all the fantasy creatures I have studied, never thinking of encountering them, but just in case!
What if it never happens? Have all these skills been learned in vain?
In all seriousness, zombies are used for everything from ethical debates on the nature of man to bioterrorism training simulations to epidemiology studies.
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All of the world's problems can be solved from the study of zombies. In fact, a new documentary about zombies has recently come to my attention.
http://www.zombiesoftheworld.com (http://www.zombiesoftheworld.com)
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All of the world's problems can be solved from the study of zombies. In fact, a new documentary about zombies has recently come to my attention.
http://www.zombiesoftheworld.com (http://www.zombiesoftheworld.com)
I eagerly await the first installment. I would also like to point out that I have high expectations and want to put as much stress on Ross as possible (although I doubt he cares).
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I have spent all this time preparing for these types of earthshaking events and what if they never happen?
I know what actions to take against slow zombies, fast zombies and even those rabid fuckers from Quarantine ( actually, against them I would just give up ).
I have studied and can recognize the signs of a pod people invasion.
I know to sneeze on the things with the prehensile eye stalks from Mars and to throw nukes behind my ship to destroy the elephant aliens.
I can infect motherships with viruses from my Macbook.
I know Frankenstein doesn't like fire.
I have spent many years learning esoteric lore about vampires and werewolves that will render them vulnerable to my assaults. ( no, they only fucking sparkle in hollywood ).
And don't get me started on all the fantasy creatures I have studied, never thinking of encountering them, but just in case!
What if it never happens? Have all these skills been learned in vain?
how could you say such a thing?